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2 hours ago, DisobeyedCargo said:

the proper way to cheat is...

Oh my, this practice is simply an art form. To properly commence cheating, one must prepare the ritual choreography by calling out their desired outcome and start the cheat ritual dance. This dance consists of pointing your arms upwards, squatting and point upwards once more, pointing towards the ground and jump, thrusting your arms downwards again, pointing towards your left and then right, repeating the previous left and right movements then exclaiming "B" and "A" in that order. You are to do this with a so-called "poker face" and thrusting your arms forwards shall send your ritual into the realm above, granting you seemingly unlimited cheating powers.

The proper way to brew tea is...

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to get the tea leaves and put them in a cup of boiling water and watched as a silkworm cocoon falls into the cup and unravels, making you have a sudden revelation as you farm the silkworms and take their threads in order to craft silk and amass a fortune selling your product whilest guarding your secrets for centuries as numerous other empires across the world search far and wide to find out how to make silk.

The proper way to close a door is...

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1 hour ago, Rex Glacies said:

to get the tea leaves and put them in a cup of boiling water and watched as a silkworm cocoon falls into the cup and unravels, making you have a sudden revelation as you farm the silkworms and take their threads in order to craft silk and amass a fortune selling your product whilest guarding your secrets for centuries as numerous other empires across the world search far and wide to find out how to make silk.

The proper way to close a door is...

To slam it shut so hard the glass shatters.

The proper way to sleep is...

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23 minutes ago, BakanGin said:

To close eyes for 15 seconds. Get up and go to the bathroom, try to go back to sleep. Give up and play video games till exhausting gives sleep.

The proper way to write is...

To use both hands

the proper way to complain is...

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12 minutes ago, BakanGin said:

To make up insulted and say it was for the good of your homeland.

The proper way to watch tv is.. 

To look at your phone the whole time

the proper way to play fire emblem is...

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Spew profanities at the enemy units, yell "CRITICAL!" when a unit criticals, and talk out loud to your units like you're a military leader with a short temper.

The proper way to sneak into the Team Rocket HQ is...

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48 minutes ago, Dragoncat said:

Spew profanities at the enemy units, yell "CRITICAL!" when a unit criticals, and talk out loud to your units like you're a military leader with a short temper.

The proper way to sneak into the Team Rocket HQ is...

To wander around for an hour not remembering what warp panels to take.

the proper way to become Pokémon league champion is...

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Get a starter from a scientist. Get more Pokemon. Beat some gyms, some turn out to just be long and easy exp. And beat all 4 members of elite four, champion, and maybe rival.

The proper way to post is...

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20 minutes ago, BakanGin said:

Get a starter from a scientist. Get more Pokemon. Beat some gyms, some turn out to just be long and easy exp. And beat all 4 members of elite four, champion, and maybe rival.

I was expecting a joke about spamming full restores.

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16 hours ago, BakanGin said:

 

The proper way to post is...

Have your cat walk on the keyboard and post whatever result you get.

The proper way to stop a burglary is...

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1 hour ago, Rex Glacies said:

with a radio.

The proper way to vacuum a carpet is...

To form a connection with NASA and thus forcing them to build you your own personal rocket-based transportation, allowing you to take your carpet into the vacuum of space. From there, you are to use a propulsion device to slowly and hopefully remove any matter stuck in your carpet, hence vacuuming.

And the proper way to write a letter is...

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16 minutes ago, BakanGin said:

To searcsearch Google on the art of writing, making an essay on particul acceleration, and text the letter.

The proper to talk is..

To lots errors in speech.

 

the proper way to shower is...

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1 minute ago, MadJak91 said:

...to tough it out in cold water like a monk!!

The proper way to anger the mods is...

To include F***ING profanity in every GOD**** S***TORM of a sentence. 

The proper way to play Pokémon is...

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to only use your starter until you get to the Elite Four, then trade it to a friend, and be stuck with only weak Pokemon to use to finish the game.

The proper way to drive a car is...

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18 minutes ago, Rex Glacies said:

to only use your starter until you get to the Elite Four, then trade it to a friend, and be stuck with only weak Pokemon to use to finish the game.

The proper way to drive a car is...

To close your eyes.

The proper way to watch a movie is...

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