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We just mess with each other like were all related and living together.
Exactly! We should have a sitcom. It would be the best sitcom evar...
*waits for someone to start a topic about this 'sitcom' that Zephrion mentioned. Or just a comic type thing*

Just be yourselves, people.

We need a good catch phrase, too.

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We need a good catch phrase, too.

"if your lost in the forest, you can never be FAR FROM THE FOREST"

hey, i tried, let's see someone else do better

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This should be in Creative.

we gotta start being creative before it should get the chance to get in there

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Fireman, you continue to amaze me. Or in Sitcom-Speak, Fireman, you so craaaazy. *Laughter.*

I'll report back when I actually have something to add to this topic. :P Inspiration is like lightning; you never know when it's gonna hit. Also it hurts. A lot.

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ok, here's a scene (i just made this up as I went, don't expect it to make sense)

Fourth Fox is a valkyrie, Fireman is an assassin, I am a Lord, and Zephrion is... I think you can figure that out (just throwing ideas out)

(on the battlefield fighting against the enemy: object is seize throne)

Fireman: hey Fourth Fox, I'm going to go ahead and kill the enemy leader so CGV can claim the throne. On my way over there, if i get spotted by the enemy and get injured while killing them, i want you to heal me, ok?

Fourth Fox: ok

Fireman: ok, here I go *goes undercover*

(a few moments later)

Fourth Fox: where did he go? It's only been 3 minutes and I can't see him anywhere. Oh well, I'm sure he's fine

Fireman: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! get away from me or i will lethailty your ass!

Enemy Cat laguz: *strikes doing 13 damage*

Fireman: ugh, that's it! Your going down! *Lethality cat laguz and kills*

Enemy Tiger laguz: *sneaks up from behind and strikes doing 20 damage*

Fireman: AHHHHHH! Oh you're gonna get it now! *critical twice with Silver Dagger* (breathes deeply) where...is...Fourth Fox...I need... to be healed. And why didn't i bring vulnerary! *continues on wounded*

Fourth Fox: where is Fireman? *raises physic, but doesn't light up* oh well, I'm sure he's ok.

Fireman: *approaches enemy boss* (to himself) oh, you're gonna get it now *sneaks up very close to boss and takes out Peshkatz* hmmm... a sword user on horseback. I need to distract him so I can get close enough without my wounds slowing me down, ow. Let's see if he can dodge this *attacks with Peshkatz*

Makarov: AH! hey! who was th-

Fireman: AHHHHH! *lethality* yes! that's right, ow, ugh... FOURTH FOX! WHERE ARE YOU!

Zephrion: did you hear something Fourth Fox?

Fourth Fox: no, did you? *double attacks and kills enemy mage with Steel Sword*

Zephrion: oh, must have just been my wind. DIE! *triggers adept with Elwind and kills an enemy general*

Coolguyvaters: The throne is mine! Victory is ours!

*Everyone meets up and Fireman finally arrives, crawling and bleeding*

Fireman: Fourth Fox! where... were you!?... you were supposed... to heal me.... ugh...

Fourth Fox: Well I took out my Physic to see if anyone needed to be healed, but you were too deep in the shadows, I couldn't detect you. Wow! you really are a good assassin!

Fireman: ............ugh..............

well............ yeah...............how was it?

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ok, here's a scene (i just made this up as I went, don't expect it to make sense)

That's how all great tv producers work.

well............ yeah...............how was it?

Interesting.

This Fireman guys sounds pretty dangerous, crawling back half-dead. I'm glad I don't have to meet him.

*laughter in the background*

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Pretty good for a pilot episode. Our ratings will surely skyrocket after that thrilling performance! Maybe we can beat American Idol. (Which isn't really that hard nowadays... xP)

I say Fireman nearly dying should be a running gag. :P

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But of course I have to have swordsand not anima. Oh well, I will have high strength.

well you're based off the RD valkyrie cuz laguz are in the scene

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With a new cast member, ratings should go up. Maybe I should get started on the next scene...

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During the next episode I appear randomly riding my dragon with a MIGHTY BATTLE AXE in my hand and ready to kill some generic level 1 enemy soldiers weilding Bronze Lances.

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During the next episode I appear randomly riding my dragon with a MIGHTY BATTLE AXE in my hand and ready to kill some generic level 1 enemy soldiers weilding Bronze Lances.

So...should we call you Haar then?

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No, sure I have black armor and my dragon is black, but there are 3 differences:

1. My hair is black, but like his it's still crazay

2. I hate sleeping

3. I don't have an eye patch

Q. I'm short

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EPISODE 2: "Friends"

Coolguyvaters: Alright! We've killed everyone! Who's up for some arena abusing?

Fireman: 10,000.

Coolguyvaters: What?

Fireman: Pay me 10,000 and I'll answer your question.

Coolguyvaters: Alright. Here. Your answer had better be yes!

*lost 10,000 gold*

Fireman: No.

Coolguyvaters: Why not?

Fireman: I'll do it for 20,000.

Coolguyvaters: Fine. We're going to need a hell lot of arena abusing to make up for the gold...

*lost 20,000 gold*

Coolguyvater: Who's healing?

Fourth Fox: I'll do it!

Zephiron: But I want to do it!

Fourth Fox: I have more experience at it!

Zephiron: But I've got mad wind skills!

*attacks Fourth Fox with Rexcalibur*

Zephiron: Oops...

Fourth Fox: You're lucky I have high resistance!

Zephiron: Uhhh...

*generic enemy reinforcements show up*

Zephiron: Look! Reinforcements!

Fourth Fox: We'll settle this later.

*Dragonblader1 and Kiryn come out of the arena*

Dragonblader1: Hey, look! Enemies!

Kiryn: Where?

Dragonblader1: Up there! Looks like that group could use some help.

Kiryn: No they don't.

Dragonblader1: I'll go anyway. You stay here, Kiryn.

Kiryn: Who's Kiryn?

Dragonblader1: You are!

Kiryn: Oh...Who are you?

Dragonblader1: Stupid amnesia...

Kiryn: What did you call me?

*Dragonblader1 kills all the enemies during the enemy phase*

Coolguyvaters: Thank the goddess Haar showed up.

Zephiron: We could've taken them and I thought his name was Dragonblader1.

Coolguyvaters: No, I'm pretty sure it's Haar.

Fourth Fox: Where's Fireman?

Coolguyvaters: He's at the arena...Shouldn't you be healing him?!

Fourth Fox: I though Zephiron was doing that!

Zephiron: I thought The Fourth Fox was doing that!

Coolguyvaters: Uh-oh...

*Fireman returns crawling and bleeding*

Fireman: ...

Coolguyvaters: Before you get angry, I-

*Fireman throws Peshkatz and it hits an enemy reinforcement*

Fireman: Damn. Missed. By the way, I attacked(not killed) some girl on a pegasus earlier. Was she one of ours?

Dragonblader1: Yep.

Fireman:We should go get her, then.

Coolguyvaters: What did you do with her?

Fireman: You'll find out when we get there.

NEXT EPISODE: Far from the Forest!

...yeah...

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(back at the base)

Coolguyvaters: ok everyone, just rest and practice your skills so your ready for the next battle

Fourth Fox: Hey Zephrion, I'll help you out with your staves, ok?

Zephrion: ok, but who will we heal?

Fourth Fox: hmmm.... good point

Metal Rabbit: hey, what's up? *trips out of nowhere* oooooow!

Fourth Fox: That'll work

Zephrion: hold still Metal Rabbit, I'll heal you *attempts to heal*

Fourth Fox: good good, but you should've used Mend instead Heal, because of the seriousness of his injuries due to his anonymous fall *heals the rest of the way*

Metal Rabbit: *gets up* ah, thanks you two. That was so weird, it's like something just come out and tripped me, but I didn't even see anything

Zephrion: yeah I didn't either, that was weird. Oh well, hey Fourth Fox, I still need healing practice, how else can I heal?

*Metal Rabbit gets knocked down again*

Metal Rabbit: ahhhh! ugh... ow... what the.... hell...

Fourth Fox: whoa! what WAS that?! oh well, here's another chance Zephrion, show me what you can do

Zephrion: ok, here goes *bends staff over and heals well*. I did it! cool! oh, uh, are you ok, Metal Rabbit?

Metal Rabbit: *gets up again* ugh... yeah I feel good as knew, you're getting pretty good with that stave, but what the hell keeps knocking me over? It's like someone is trying to purposely knock me over

Fireman: very good

All three of them: huh?

Zephrion: what do you mean Fireman?

Fourth Fox: yeah what are you talking about? I haven't seen you very much today... actually, I haven't seen much at all this whole war

Metal Rabbit: yeah you are very mysterious. (to himself while looking around anonymously) Kinda like the way I keep tripping

Fireman: very good, you didn't even have to pay me to find out why I was tripping you on purpose

Metal Rabbit: WHAT?! YOU were the one tripping me? And on PURPOSE?! You bastard!

Fireman: Well I overheard that Zephrion needed to practice healing so I had you get hurt so he could practice

Fourth Fox: yeah but we could've found another way

Zephrion: yeah it isn't that big of a deal Fireman, I mean, I also need to practice my Thunder and Fire as well

Metal Rabbit: Fireman, why didn't YOU just get hurt so YOU could be healed instead of tripping me?!

Fireman: Are you kidding me? I've crawled back to everyone half dead, TWICE. I think it's time someone else took the fall...

Metal Rabbit: You really are one mysterious person, aren't you?

Fireman: yes I am.... uh, I gotta go *vanishes*

All three of them: ???

Dragonblader1: Ow! what the hell was that? It almost felt like someone tripped me on purpose... oh well... it was probably nothing

And yes Metal Rabbit, you passed auditions. What unit would you like to be?

Same with you Kiryn

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