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The FE Nonsense Story Thread - Now in Act V!

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...Convinced Nintendo that westerners actually like strategy games, and that localizing Fire Emblem and the Wars series would be profitable.

After the game was complete and shipped overseas, Arni looked for the office of Marvel Comics...

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The Marvel movie production of Fire Emblem, and it was the first good video game movie, its incredible success was attributed to...

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... the liberal usage of surrealist stain-glass motifs, developed with advice from the Marquis de Púbol and various stain-glass connoisseurs.

Having completed his work, Anri... 

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...Remembered that Thanos was still at large, and that because he was still in the past, not every Fire Emblem character was created yet.

Torn between hunting down the mad titan, creating a Fire Emblem game that had everyone in it in order to bring them back, and letting this timeline be after the changes that already happened, Anri...

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...let the timeline be, but not before stopping by the Philippines in the morning of May 8, 2003, to kill a certain (future, at this point) forumite/fanfic writer/Discord user with a tag of #2497 from existence, as requested by five(?) or so individuals.

The ripple effects of this person not existing included...

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...The de-existence of the entire story.

It was then that Anri from a different timeline came in to convince Arni that this course of action was misguided and wrong.

Suddenly...

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...the first Anri managed to convince the other Anri that the couse of action taken was guided and right.

This resulted in...

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...and won the case. This caused Sega to be take down Shining Force, since we all know how aggressive Nintendo is when it comes to copyright infringement.

However, this caused Nintendo to wage war with Square over which one is more aggressive when it comes to copyright infringement. This war was fought through the means of...

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...Complicated filibusters about how confusing the subject matter can be. The war went on for so long that both companies forgot to renew their hold on several of their top franchises, which lead to...

 

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Decreed that all games could not be made unless he playtested them all first. 

This lead to...

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