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157. Lucina, stop dragging Robin away from the dragonstones. Having the fell dragon on our side is equivalent to defeating it, if not better.

158. Cordelia and Tharja are banned from holding one-on-one meetings with each-other. Chrom and Robin are terrified.

159. Severa is not allowed to tease Cordelia by dyeing her hair blue. When she found out it wasn't real, she was crying for three days straight.

160. Do not mention the word "Lyndis" to Morgan. We don't know why, but it seems to cause the poor child a lot of trauma.

161. Henry is from now on in charge of the stables. He has a way with the animals, and I'm sure having happy mounts will help in combat.

162. Nah is only to speak to other members of the army a maximum of three times each. 62 manakete days is NOT old enough for an S support!

163. Please let the Einherjars out of their cards, even outside of battle. Just because they're technically our slaves doesn't mean we should treat them as such. 

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164.  Thou shalt not change baby Lucina's diaper in the presence of adult Lucina and refer to her as "Princess Poopy"

165.  What the actual fu--WHO TAUGHT LISSA HOW TO USE A BATTLE AXE!?

166.   Stop. Giving. Lissa. Drugs.
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16 hours ago, Shoblongoo said:

166.   Stop. Giving. Lissa. Drugs.
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Delet this.

167: Whoever gave Gaius those strange candies, please confess. He's currently lying in the medical tent after 3 hours of dancing around madly for sugar and 2 hours of struggling to get him in the tent.

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On 3/15/2018 at 12:31 PM, Shoblongoo said:

Thou shalt not change baby Lucina's diaper in the presence of adult Lucina and refer to her as "Princess Poopy"

This made me laugh omg.

168. As an add on to rule 164, adult Lucina will not be made to change baby Lucina's diaper. It is not funny, it's wrong.

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1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:

This made me laugh omg.

168. As an add on to rule 164, adult Lucina will not be made to change baby Lucina's diaper. It is not funny, it's wrong.

169: This rule applies to also all children. Except Inigo, it could be a good punishement for him.

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On 3/17/2018 at 11:33 PM, Nym said:

169: This rule applies to also all children. Except Inigo, it could be a good punishement for him.

169 Addendum: Scratch that last part, he's just using it to look like a nice guy to ladies. Seriously, what is wrong with that guy?

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