Corrupt a wish: normal variation

[Benice]

You get fishes who are literally sticks!

 

I wish that Berwick Saga had an easy mode so that more people would play it, because the story is SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOODDDD!!

[null]

Granted, the game is so stupid easy that nobody wants to play it, including you.

Seriously though, if the jank mechanics were gone, I wouldn't mind the difficulty.

I wish that Tellius would get another sequel.

[Weeping Dalek (MK)]

8 minutes ago, Benice said:

You get fishes who are literally sticks!

 

I wish that Berwick Saga had an easy mode so that more people would play it, because the story is SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOODDDD!!

Being easier to emulate and less obscure would also help

5 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted, the game is so stupid easy that nobody wants to play it, including you.

Seriously though, if the jank mechanics were gone, I wouldn't mind the difficulty.

I wish that Tellius would get another sequel.

Granted but it sells worse than Thracia 776

I wish I could be a small child again, life was simpler then

[Benice]

9 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

eriously though, if the jank mechanics were gone, I wouldn't mind the difficulty.

I thought you quit because it was hard?

9 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish that Tellius would get another sequel.

Granted, it's about Oscar opening a restaurant. And you're a host.

 

I wish that Guy Fieri had an FE game.

Ninja'd!

Granted, now you are a 1.5 year old who never ages physically.

Edited December 8, 2020 by Benice

[null]

Just now, Benice said:

I thought you quit because it was hard?

No. The difficulty had nothing to do with it. It was the abysmal hit rates and BS weapon durability system.

I don't mind difficulty if it's fair.

1 minute ago, Benice said:

Granted, it's about Oscar opening a restaurant. And you're a host.

I'd buy it.

Granted, it's Flavortown Eats, another shovelware title that hits the bargain bin.

I wish the next FE game would have a banging OP.

[Sooks]

Granted, but Guy Fieri is and plays every character. Wait this isn’t a bad thing.

I wish to enjoy Thracia 776 whenever I get around to playing it:

[Benice]

7 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

No. The difficulty had nothing to do with it.

Was it not Izerna and Sherlock dying?

8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

It was the abysmal hit rates

80+ ain't abysmal.

8 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I don't mind difficulty if it's fair.

You like TH tho

8 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Granted, but Guy Fieri is and plays every character. Wait this isn’t a bad thing.

If this were what TH was, I'd like it a lot.

9 minutes ago, Sooks said:

I wish to enjoy Thracia 776 whenever I get around to playing it:

You play blind. Have fun with that.

Seriously though, read a spoiler-free guide on how supports work and whatnot.

[null]

3 minutes ago, Benice said:

Was it not Izerna and Sherlock dying?

No. Sherlock died because his green bow broke. Jank mechanics.

3 minutes ago, Benice said:

0+ ain't abysmal.

We clearly weren't playing the same game.

And even if they get 80+ they miss most of the time anyway.

3 minutes ago, Benice said:

You like TH tho

3H's difficulty is largely fair with the exception of ambush spawns. I've never defend garbage design like that.

Edited December 8, 2020 by twilitfalchion

[Sooks]

I wish to live in a big city.

[Weeping Dalek (MK)]

1 minute ago, Sooks said:

I wish to live in a big city.

Granted but you can't afford to buy a house

I wish to live in the middle of nowhere

[Benice]

42 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

No. Sherlock died because his green bow broke. Jank mechanics.

His bow breaking would make him harder to kill because

• More avoid
• He can't counter, therefore the enemy cannot make a follow up if they're faster.

Weapons breaking is annoying, but a bow breaking cannot kill you. Well, technically the Pascanion can if it backfires at the same time. Even if the weapon breaks while he attacks, it breaks after the attack.

42 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

And even if they get 80+ they miss most of the time anyway.

That's not how it works. They'll miss 20% of the time.

42 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

We clearly weren't playing the same game.

Were you not using supporter/Commander/Aim/Sylvis/Elbert with swords/Ward/Desperation? Because if you do, you won't miss. Even without commander IIRC Dean will have 98 hit, Arthur should have 94 or so, Sylvis will have 80+, so on, so forth.

I just checked. In the very first map, you'll have

• Adel: 92
• Leon: 98
• Christine: 88 WITHOUT AIM. 121 with aim.
• Elbert: 82
• Dean: 102
• Ward: 83, but he can reach 93 with an iron spear and 101 with the rapier. And the knight sword gives him three seperate chances to land those 80's.
• The least accurate unit in the game, Sherlock: 69 hit.
• Reese: 78 hit

You don't have to like the game, but these are not bad hit rates. I think +Arrows are also available as early as ch. 3, so Sylvis and Christine should almost never miss and even Sherlock could probably be decent. I am not certain about the arrow part, thogh.

39 minutes ago, Weeping Dalek (MK) said:

I wish to live in the middle of nowhere

Granted, there's no plumbing or heating or cooling, and it's in the antarctic, with no help!

 

I wish that I were faster at update my LP.

Edited December 8, 2020 by Benice

[null]

11 minutes ago, Benice said:

His bow breaking would make him harder to kill because

• More avoid
• He can't counter, therefore the enemy cannot make a follow up if they're faster.

Weapons breaking is annoying, but a bow breaking cannot kill you. Well, technically the Pascanion can if it backfires at the same time. Even if the weapon breaks while he attacks, it breaks after the attack.

I never said that the bow breaking itself let him get killed, but he was unarmed and unable to defend himself.

11 minutes ago, Benice said:

That's not how it works. They'll miss 20% of the time.

That's not what I meant. I meant that even when the hit rates are high, they still miss so often.

11 minutes ago, Benice said:

Were you not using supporter/Commander/Aim/Sylvis/Elbert with swords/Ward/Desperation? Because if you do, you won't miss. Even without commander IIRC Dean will have 98 hit, Arthur should have 94 or so, Sylvis will have 80+, so on, so forth.

Even when using any of those I rarely had hit rates that high.

11 minutes ago, Benice said:

You don't have to like the game, but these are not bad hit rates.

That's a matter of perspective. I also strongly dislike vanilla FE6's bad hit rates, remember?

Granted, but you're only slightly faster than I am, so that'll be a good while. 😛

I wish I had the motivation to get my LP done.

Edited December 8, 2020 by twilitfalchion

[Sooks]

Granted, but Ike just gets obliterated every chapter causing you to have to cheat to win.

I wish the running speed was way faster in Stardew Valley.

[Benice]

7 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I never said that the bow breaking itself let him get killed, but he was unarmed and unable to defend himself

...Did he have only one bow?

7 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Even when using any of those I rarely had hit rates that high.

How? If you use commander, desperation, aim, supporter and other such skills, you really shouldn't miss much at all.

7 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

That's not what I meant. I meant that even when the hit rates are high, they still miss so often.

I don't get it. I'm probably just stupid, though.

7 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

That's a matter of perspective. I also strongly dislike vanilla FE6's bad hit rates, remember?

These are higher than FE6's hit rates, and there are actually things you can do to make them higher.

 

Granted, they make you so tired that you can only run for 30 seconds a day. And the walking speed is three times slower than the current running speed.

 

I wish that I could sleep better.

Edited December 8, 2020 by Benice

[null]

Just now, Benice said:

...Did he have only one bow?

Yes, because one weapon is all that's usually necessary for an archer.

1 minute ago, Benice said:

I'm probably just stupid, though.

Objectively incorrect.

1 minute ago, Benice said:

I wish that I could sleep better.

Granted. Insomnia sucks.

I wish every insomniac could sleep.

[Benice]

1 minute ago, twilitfalchion said:

Yes, because one weapon is all that's usually necessary for an archer.

In FE, maybe. Berwick saga isn't FE-there are eight equipment slots (as well as bags, so an archer could have up to 50 items at one time and everyone else could have 57) for exactly this reason. You can have multiple bows, multiple kinds of arrows, healing items, etc. It's not quite FE and should be played as such.

But I should shut up now.

3 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Subjectively incorrect.

Fixed it for ya!

5 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish every insomniac could sleep.

THEY NEVER WAKE UP!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAaAA!

 

I wish that Esteban got +10 dagger skill upon promotion.

[null]

14 minutes ago, Benice said:

In FE, maybe. Berwick saga isn't FE-there are eight equipment slots (as well as bags, so an archer could have up to 50 items at one time and everyone else could have 57) for exactly this reason. You can have multiple bows, multiple kinds of arrows, healing items, etc. It's not quite FE and should be played as such.

If Kaga didn't decide to let the player get screwed over because of weapon durability RNG, that wouldn't be necessary.

14 minutes ago, Benice said:

But I should shut up now.

14 minutes ago, Benice said:

I wish that Esteban got +10 dagger skill upon promotion.

Granted, but everything else about him takes a dip. He's now Estebad, along with his creepy ogling of women.

I wish Kieran didn't exist.

[Benice]

Just now, twilitfalchion said:

If Kaga didn't decide to let the player get screwed over because of weapon durability RNG, that wouldn't be necessary

Hey, he actually let the player hold about twenty items. Imagine if Gaiden or SoV had RNG durability. That would suck.

1 minute ago, twilitfalchion said:

creepy ogling of women.

REEEEEEEE

1 minute ago, twilitfalchion said:

I wish Kieran didn't exist.

Me too.

Um, but his character theme is changed to Clouds of War right before he's removed, so now the song's no longer in FE9.

 

I wish that Esteban didn't look bad out of context...

[null]

Granted, now he looks terrible in context too!

I wish the family trip we have planned would get cancelled.

[Sooks]

Why?

Granted, and now you never have a trip ever again!

I wish FE related wishes would stop in this thread. 😛

[null]

48 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Why?

This trip involves so-called family who I have no connection with, and will feel painfully awkward around the entire time I'm with them. There's some family issues behind it as well. I'm dreading it so much.

Granted, now oddball wishes of all other kinds happen.

I wish that having the hobbies and interests I have wasn't so odd in the eyes of others.

[Sooks]

Granted.

I wish people would stop hating each other.

[Shrow]

14 hours ago, Sooks said:

I wish people would stop hating each other.

Granted but those Stardew girlfriends are still gonna hate you for your rampant polygamy.
And its not gonna matter how many rabbits feet you have.

I wish for a sparkly unicorn

 

[null]

18 hours ago, Sooks said:

Granted, and now you never have a trip ever again!

Crazy enough, the trip's getting cancelled. The power of forum wishes! 😛

Granted, but it has COVID.

I wish I had someone to share the holidays with.

Edited December 9, 2020 by twilitfalchion

[Benice]

Granted, it's Taiga, and she's here to murder you!

I wish that I were less pushy.