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Granted. If what's happening is what I think is happening, then you have my deepest sympathies. You do anyway, but especially in that case.

I wish I were a person someone would even want to be around or get to know.

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Granted, but....

Wait, isn't that already granted? You're already really nice....

Um, but people only like you because they wanna get in your pants! You are never able to form a wholesome relationship!

 

I wish I were able to make smarter decisions for myself.

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5 hours ago, Benice said:

Granted, but....

Wait, isn't that already granted? You're already really nice...

Eh, I’m as bland and uninteresting as they come. Not to mention that I can barely hold a conversation with anyone in real life, and even online. Not because I don’t want to, but because I get so anxious about it.

Granted.

I wish I could better tell when people are being sarcastic or joking.

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2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Not to mention that I can barely hold a conversation with anyone in real life, and even online. Not because I don’t want to, but because I get so anxious about it.

Relatable.

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Now you think they're always joking and being sarcastic.

I wish I wasn't exhausted no matter how much sleep I get.

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Granted, you are very motivated to type one word for that story you’ve been writing. Good job buddy!

I wish I had the will to go get up already. xD

8 hours ago, twilitfalchion said:

If what's happening is what I think is happening

Qué?

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It writes itself... and then it goes further... and further... and further!  Before you know it, it's written so much off the paper that now it's searching for new surfaces to be written on until before you know it, you've just covered the whole world in ink and that's only the beginning!

I wish jarts would come back in style.

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Granted, but instead of food, you get a guy by the name of Burger King, who rips a piece of his hand off and gives it to you.

Now you have some Burger King.

I wish to be able to focus on an anime long enough to finish watching it.

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You finish anime.
Every single one of them.
Without pause.
Because your ability to focus is excellent!

I wish my stomach wouldn't go on a rampage for a week when I eat more than the equivalent of two slices of white-bread with ham and cheese in one day.

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Granted, but now you feel too smart and stop talking at all.

I wish that I could legally use copyrighted music in my SRPG studio project.

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Granted, you can use exactly this one specific song.

I wish units built support faster in conquest.

12 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Granted already. You don’t. Any problems that are there are not there or made worse because of you. I firmly believe that.

That’s factually incorrect though.

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5 minutes ago, Sooks said:

Granted, you can use exactly this one specific song.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

5 minutes ago, Sooks said:

I wish units built support faster in conquest.

Granted, now you actually have to read them.

5 minutes ago, Sooks said:

That’s factually incorrect though.

I wish that Sooks were feeling better about himself right now.

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Granted, but I feel so good about myself that I head out into the world to party and come back with Covid.

8 hours ago, Benice said:

Granted, now you actually have to read them.

I already am...

I wish I wouldn’t have an essay every week.

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