Ninian Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N7隊長ジョン Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) So strong. Expected/10. Just wait... Bors so stronk ALAN MA PALIN #LolWolt Also, their base stats are higher than what I usually see. Do they get lower on HM? lol Edited September 8, 2014 by John the Tactician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I put in a rebalancing patch from Gringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 I thought the Western Isles were America, due to their position and the fact that they're colonies of Etruria(Britain). It's better if I just wait for your turn again, at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidmark Iggy Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 But what about Italy D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 (edited) Laus, maybe? It's at the centrer of Lycia and it's full of assholes. Yup, I think it fits perfectly. Edited September 8, 2014 by Soen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 But is America in Europe? No. Just wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidmark Iggy Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Wait a sec... You recruit Rutger in Laus... He's Il Mirmidone Italiano, The Italian Myrmidon, Mamma mia! D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soen Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 And he has a grudge against Bern. Could it be that he's a member of the Italian Mafia whose mission is to defeat the Chinese Mafia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 And he has a grudge against Bern. Could it be that he's a member of the Italian Mafia whose mission is to defeat the Chinese Mafia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 [spoiler=The blood god arrives for souls] ROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY obligatory get destroyed mang utterly destroyed wow what a hoar WHO IS GOLD WHY DAMN IT GAMENOT TELLING ME ABOUT IMPORTANT CHARACTERS you're bad at this yknow as opposed to that other location SOON how ruud (fuck damn it gringe) gg hi wrys gotta go fast meatshield rule 63 wyrs doop THANKS GRINGE MEATSHIELD HO sigh missapolooza HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH scrub 1+2 not bad/10 HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HEALED SLUT chip Ninian, we need to talk thwomp 4 chip heehee HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH get shrekd OOOH! THE ATTACK MISSED! YOU CAN'T HURT THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!! kill la killed HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA positions PAIN Oops too many images Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 [spoiler=part 2] AHH bought 3 because wynaut chip la chip HAHAHAHAAH!!! SACRIFICE TO THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was okay stratz4lyfe YOU CAN'T HARM THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chip la chip HAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GODS DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DARE HURT THE BLOOD GOD ugh teehee scrub SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!!!!! SACRIFICE YOUR BODY FOR THE BLOOD GOD Effective against infantry. SO CLOSE CHIN SMASH!!!!!! sigh AHAHSJHADgAKGVDkaGkhAKJSHakjghs!!!!!!!1 it was a good sacrifice NEVER SAY THAT good ol 1,2 sword to the chest oh oh my? FORMALITIES Good job doing your homework, Roy. yeah merlinus you fggt roy not everyone is a butt :D OF COURSE NEXT TIME ON DRAGO-... uh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondworld Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 Ninian, we need to talk J, What are you doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caster Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share Posted September 8, 2014 J, What are you doing? i am sadly forced by contract of law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreadFighter Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 The only thing my Wolt ever accomplished was my first 1% CRIT. It all went downhill from there. Also following. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soledai Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 I'm not sure about this blood god stuff yet, more like a blood deity or a blood beast not yet ascended to godhood. But hey, I'm just an observer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Just a heads up: I will most likely post my part later tomorrow. Tomorrow is my main focus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 J, I've never gotten a bad Wolt. You're just unlucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Welp, here i go yatta yatta yatta plot OH CRAP and like a scrub, i accidentally hit pause and skipped the rest for future reference guys, it would be okay for me to skip this right? gotta get that chapter name in must have been some Jabroni no it's Zephiel, king of fur trimmed capes were does he get his? I want one SEVEN YEARS DUNGEON FOR SPILLING BLOOD ON THESE NEW DRAPES we just got these yesterday oooooo, somebody jelly i give him until the end of the chapter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (edited) part 2 Jobber crushing montage including the sacrifices for J's Bloodgod strength could better God dammit roy, you had ONE job Wolt's doing alright for me *Insert recruiting Lugh here* I am convinced Roy can't dodge for shit While i am also convinced Jay Leno Bors could potentially be the reincarnation of DOGA gotta get that mend staff, because Elen needs it and shit Slater stood NO chance Slaters dead, but still need to pick these chest's because we need it and shit And like an asshat i accidentally pressed pause and skipped the end of the chapter. For those that do want to know what happens next Hector Dies, Many Tears were wept. *Gross Sobbing* This is my first LP hope i did ok. at least Edited September 9, 2014 by Formerly ShockMaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 See? Wolt isn't so bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidmark Iggy Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 WOLT SO BROLT. And Shanna is a god, apparently. #TheMoreYouKnow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Wolt the Brolt firing bolts into dolts. DEAL WITH IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 4: THE RETURN OF JOEY "ERIK" RYAN] YOU LIED TO ME SHOCKMASTER YOU ALL LIED anyways... NO NOT THE BEARD THIS SURELY WON'T END POORLY CALLED THAT- wait a minute Erik has a mustache? ... IT LOOKS SLEAZY ERIK IS NOW JOEY RYAN duh chapter screen LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID wait her, you say you don't happen to mean... THE WAIFU IS REAL i-i mean hi clarine HI BEST BOSS I'LL SEE YOUR DUMB ASS IN C16 NO SHE IS MINE i-i mean [smarm intensifies] OH SHIT SHOTS FIRED TYRANNOSAURUS #REKT yeah no you won't fuck off ROY AND PALS WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU SHE'S MINE AND MINE ALONE i-i mean ONWARD SPEED THE CHIN IS BASED seriously I love newly rebalanced chin that feel when ohko without effective damage that feel when no speed Merc feels not john goodman worth it to not use Chad the whole chapter just for this YEAH ONLY I CAN HAVE YOU IN MY SEX DUNGEON i-i mean RUTGERS UNIVERSITY tyrannosaurus #rekt again RUTGER IF YOU DON'T CUT THAT SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW YOU WILL DIE justi-er, sophia, we need to fucking talk (she also missed that) fuck you imma level not-safe units still shiet tho SPEED oh okay you were trying to get her OUT not IN i-i mean do they... GNAW AT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUL?!?! /KaijiTang i'll pique your curiosity huehuehue not even sorry oh i'll escort you back to your mansion alright hue LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID EUGH BORS IS SO GOOD MORE RUTGER AND JOEY "ERIK" RYAN wait what YOU'RE A RED UNIT YOU FUCKDOUCHE i bet you know exactly how skilled his sword arm is hue wolt did a thing i'll never say no to strength except for you you are a shit CLARINE NO HE'S RED NOW RUTGER I S2G IF YOU KILL HER BUTBUTBUT WHAT ABOUT ME BAEPLS YEAH wait OKAY THIS IS THE BEST LINE IN THE GAME Y'ALL GO HOME yeah sure he can come I GUESS you're still mine alone though YEAH MAN WE MAY BE CHUMPS NOW BUT WE'LL GET GOOD I SWEAR ROY ISN'T EVEN IN THIS CONVO AND HE GETS RREKT CLARINE IS THE FUCKING QUEEN, BOW DOWN YEAH RUTGER YOU FGT okay sure nvm go ahead do that also he's at 8 HP cuz he tried to fuck with the chin beforehand that feel when lot can orko THERE SHE KILLED ONE THING ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW SOPHIA so I was like "Wolt don't fuck up" then he did the twirl of the arrow and I was like "YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP" AND THAT WAY IS SLEAZE sadly he was kinda chumpy which is why you die for real this time FAREWELL, JOEY "ERIK" RYAN ;_;7 y'know what, sure one last level before we go and one last worthless kill and angelic robe-HEY LOOK THE WALRUS IS STILL ALIVE GOOD FUCK THOSE CHUMPS he did this to your dad a few years back too fyi nah mate they're all shits WOW MAN YOU'RE A DICK not like we actually have to fight any of them iirc WE'RE NOT GOING THERE YET ROY FUCK cuz she wants the D like a good six other girls do BUT YOU DON'T FIGHT this is wrt that 'free the world' bit yeah but 'freeing' it is acceptable *eyes emoji* HOSHI GO YOU HAVE THE STUFF GET ON IT Edited September 13, 2014 by Burakkuhoku Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Sophia, you swapped Cecilia out for yourself, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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