JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 (edited) Fun Facts: I am JSND and I have a Dragon Boner Okay, everybody know that So, FE7 is one of my favorite FE ever, so im going to do a playthrough of it on SF as a prove that I actually played this game The game will be played at Hector Hard Mode Anyway, this is like your ussual Forum-styled FE: LP, where the player played through the game, maybe showing off their strats(albeit I am bad at making strats), and making terrible jokes about the dialogue or the plot(mostly the dialogue, because im terrible at making a plot joke) That being said, enjoy your watch read. TC notes: I have some problem at taking pictures, so at some pics, I can only take a part of it, but not all [spoiler=The Openning] THE ONLY NAMEWITH THE AFFINITY TO THE PURPLE ONE! He's Oifey! I preffered Jeigan, but Oifey is a pretty cool guy who has badass stache The Most popular Rumors: He simply did not deploy enough Marcus EliTor Even the game shipped them US players: Omigosh hes so cool! JP players: Bullshit hes going to be kirred at chapter 3 of the sequer* Also Steel sucks. Those Pegasus Knights with Steel Lances told me so This is the same "Ostian Might" that is destroyed by an army led by a 15 years old Its no wonder Uther denied his decision On the other hand, reliable source said that Marcus and Zealot soloed them all Consists of a Wolf Beil, a Vulnerary, and a Hand Axe! Cheapskate.... But wait! Seriously? Holy crap! What a bro, this ability would be very useful in Cog of Destiny Although i would prefer to get an extra money so curse you >_> Chapter 11: This is the first chapter, so its relatively simple Start by breaking the walls with Hand Axe + Matthew Next Turn, have Hector ORKO the Soldiers, and Matthew strike the Archer, getting hit on EP Finish the Archer with Matthew on next PP Position Hector 2 Squares above the other door. Anyway, I decided to wait for the thief to open the door and steal the Red Gem. Afterwards, I rush to the boss, who 3RKO Hector, and 2RKOed in return Total: 10 Turns 10/10(what a beautiful turncounts) [spoiler=Post Battle Situations] You can reclass into Pegasus Knights? He should reclass into Sage [spoiler=The Trivia Section] Next on the Dragon Boner played FE7! The Dark Secret of the Feathers Dark Flier Matthew has Galeforks. No joke Edited July 3, 2013 by I have a Dragon Boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkkfan Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I'll watch this cuz it seems cool and I like screenshot LPs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I admit, i spent hours and a sleep to do this chapter gametoohard Chapter 12 go! [spoiler=The Birds of a Feather] Lets hope its not Nosferatu Hector forgot to Pick a God. NOWAI Fliers Utility! Matthew for Top Tier He only has like 5 MOV Matthew missed this one? Matthew for bottom tier! Somebody get rid of her! It BUURNNNNNSSS You bring Oswin? NVM Your brother is now a Sage! Someonemakeahackplz THIS IS MADNESS MADNESS? NO THISISSANTARUZ FE300 2013 > Implying Hector will do shit Hes got killed in freaking chapter 3 Gameplay Section AKA the part that nobody give a damn about Eliwood should go away and make a sandwich get the skill book Marcus get the HAND AXE! Matthew is too shy to appear Oswin flex some Javelin to the Axe Man This is my chapter 12 BNB, I never fuck it up Unless RNG said otherwise, because curse RNG This is pretty cool, because I effectively get rid of both the Archers(the South Archer by Iron Sword Marcus, while the Northern Archer will get in the fort). Oswin handled the PK, so you have 1 less PK to deal with. Matthew killed the Brigand, Hector kill the PK. Serra stayed. I choose this because The left one will attack and 3RKO Dorcas and get gangbanged in the next PP, the right one will suicide on Iron Sword Marcus, alongside a nearby PK Matthew is 2 rounded by a PK in a forest, which is pretty annoying Anyway, this is a Turn 4 Image There are 2 Option for Turn 3 Kill the PK who attacked Matthew with Oswin Or kill the Merc IMO its optimal to kill the PK, because the Merc target Serra, and Serra can take a hit. The Merc is near death, and WTD Oswin anyway Either way, Marcus will clean up the rest with a Silver Lance or Iron Sword. 6/16(I can 5 Turn if Marcus Silver Lance connect against the boss We have Marcus. Your arguments are invalid You only killed a freaking PK But they can't. Although I would like it if Uther has Marcus Ice affinity She is!? Curse you FE7 He has Galeforce, what did you expect? Even though I, Marcus, is Young and Broken, I can solo them all easilly If by assistance you mean "I need to rescue your silly incompetent ass" Whew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singularity Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Started with Hector mode? (because I've been playing FE7 lately and on the way in Eliwood's story) Also, what difficulty? I guess Normal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1% critted Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 YOU WILL NOT BEAT MY S-RANK. *runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 (edited) Hector Hard Mode actually Also its not going to be S Rank(im too scrubbY for teh S Rank), only a simple, "reliable" strats all around >_> Edited July 3, 2013 by I have a Dragon Boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 Update Time [spoiler=The Guyest Chapter Ever] They touched each other in the process! Princess Eliwood x Prince Hector is my OTP CALLED IT ITS CALLED FE6 EXCEPT NOT REALLY Pherae must be full of problem, considering how easy it is to kill Eliwood Introducing: HELL MANHES GOING TO HELL And Mr. Not going to be fought in this game because hes killed by a Dragon Boner BUT NOT REALLY, PLAY MORE ELIBIAN NIGHTS Peace "MOMMY DADDY IM SCARED" ~ Eliwood This grandpa is on crack. Eliwood get absolutely no damage when he made sanwich get the skill book Ephictrl Alt Del: Pick a God and Pray! Hell Man: GAGAGA GAGAGA GAO GAI GAA..... URGH Ephictrl Alt Del: SILLY HELL MAN, ONLY LOWEN HAS THE RIGHTS TO SURVIVE WITH HIS EYES CLOSED You suck at hiding Mr. 3HKOed by Marcus Silver Lance trustory According to Bulbapedia, Bite is stronger than Growl HECTOR USE BITE! THIS IS NOT MY BNB, I ALWAYS FUCK IT UP Matthew's ability at work Scrub: SILENCE THOSE NUB AT COD AND GENESISMatthew: NO Scrub: CURSE YOU MATTHEW! THE GAMEPLAY SECTION AKA THE SECTION THAT NOBODY READ IN A TOPIC THAT NOBODY READ I decided to use Oswin for Merlinus, and everyone goes below Barter stayed on that tree to handle a PK Marcus used Hand Axe to(hopefully) kill an Acher Matthew is there to get attacked at 20% rate by the Axemen. That being said, Marcus has 60%ish chance to that Archer, and ORKO 2 Pegasus Knights Simple Turn 2. Have someone kill the Axeman, and rush forward Marcus flew some Hand Axe to the Archer The EP involves everything not named Guy going rambo to Marcus Missed the Turn 3 Image, but Its basically everyone move, with Marcus going right This is the Turn 4, Hand Axe runs out at that point against the Axeman. That being said, Matthew recruits Guy [spoiler=Guyest Recruitment Ever] Yes, and Im Guy MATTHEW X GUY SANWICH WITH MATTHEW ON TOP ELIWOOD MADE IT I love how Guy's face conflicted with the dialogue Block the Soldier Reinforcement. The Hand Axe dude will go after Serra As for Oswin: For Turn 4 and 5 Turn 5: REBBECA FLEX SOME (EL)BOW So, yeah kill the Hand Axe Man, and block the other reinforcement spot with Guy YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! Block the Archer Reinforcement You can't see them, but there is a Cav who rushes to Marcus from the left Turn 6: This is the hit rate. Assuming Marcus hit at least once, he has 2 more chance to flex some Javelin, or Hector can clean up the mess, one panel right to Marcus to hide him from 2 Cavalier, who will suicide to Marcus After this, everybody moves in, while Oswin head to the shop Turn 7: Heal Marcus, and go for the boss. To survive the boss + PK, Marcus need to dodge 1 hit at 58% chance The PK will go to Serra, while the boss suicides into Marcus, stopping the last Cavalier reinforcement Note that in this turn, I gave Lowen a Skill Book, and Red Gem(Hector, Trade, Canto as near as possible to the Weapon shop) This is the final Turn, Rebecca chips the PK, and Guy get the EXP Misplay at its best Turncounts: 8/24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 It amazes me how every screenshot is of a different size and quality as the ones before and after it. You realize gba has a screenshot function that is probably easier, and better for making screenshots, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 I.... actually don't know about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 4, 2013 Author Share Posted July 4, 2013 RIght, lets try to use the built in Screenshoter Thanks to Klok for mentioning this >_> [spoiler=The Peddler Merlinus] Including the fact that he would be killed at the Dragon's Gate Omniscient: Useless She's a Lord duh Apparently this is what "Angry Eliwood" looks like And he is still a wuss Rare footage of 80% of Lyn's existence "Lyn: What?" WHAT IS A LYNIMMEASURABLE PILE OF WHATS He sure sounds like a Villain MARCUS IS TOO CHEAP! AND PEOPLE WHO SAID OTHERWISE IS ABUSE TEH MARCUS AND CAN'T PLAY THE GAME THE REAL WAY! #YOLOFOOTDIVE The Gameplay Section: This chick is useless, just saying Old knowledge, but despite what begginer instinct tells you, this map is, in fact a one Chokepoint chapter THE INSTINCT TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY! BY GETTIN PUZON AND THE VILLAGE! This is the crucial hit rate for the openning turn. Killing Edge ORKO the Axemen, and Iron Axe Bartre 2RKO. Barter stayed on the Serenesforest and get the kill Turn 2 Basically, Choke the Bridge with OsW1N, ORKO the Axemen with Guy, and have Marcus move East. Lowen Rescued Merlinus It should be noted that Hector has sub 50% hit rate against the Archer, 1 panel left to Oswin I get a hit, so the Archer will escape next turn, otherwise, they will tink Oswin anyway.... Bartre missed against the Axemen on the left. Oswin KO the Mage Heal him, and Rescue Chain. Matthew gives HandAxe Marcus, Guy and Lowen goes to the fort. My plan is to block off the reinforcement from that fort. Guy covered the fort, with Iron Swords, so that the another Axeman will cover the fort above him. I get lucky, and killed the Myrm with Bartre. Otherwise, Iron Lance the Myrm with Oswin Hector anticipated a Nomad from the left For the next turns, its basically Marcus and Lowen rushes to the Village Bartre get an Axeman who gets weakened by Iron Lance Oswin The positioning is like this so that I can hide Bartre in the forest next Turn while throwing Hand Axe. Serra can heal Oswin, and then Rescue Dropped next turn. That being said, I got a level 4 Bartre, Serra healed some stuff, and the rest of the turn is to conserve which Axeman to attack(those with Steel Axe obviously) So, now we should see how Marcus goes: The hit rate with Javelin is damn reliable Anyway, heres how I do it This is Turn 5: Use your Torch And this is the positioning for Turn 6 Puzon will attack Marcus, and he's about the only one who can do non joke damage(0 Damage Myrmidon) Turn 7 go to the North East Fort, which deployed BK who will attack Marcus from the forest No Silver Lance used on this chapter, and one Torch, which is cool, and tons of Lance WEXP Same Turn Reinforcement: USELESS [spoiler=End of Chapter] Show. Don't Tell I mean, fuck we don't get any of these "Goods", which can help your funds Rank It should be called "Bads" because it is From now on we call him "Badsman" THREESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singularity Posted July 5, 2013 Share Posted July 5, 2013 The part where Merlinus says "take me into your bosoms" is the most hilarious thing ever happened in FE7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 Infrequent Updates go! P.S. Hopefully I can get SMT4 and PxZ so to do an even less frequent update Which is 40 times more useful than anything he do right now Which is sucking Sage!Uther for TOP TIER Introducing: Fail Guy: I heard he is even more fail than Eliwuss Erik's chance of failing 100% Calculated with True Hit LOLERIK This is not FE13, so your attempt at smashing his pathetic morality will not work THE GAMEPLAY SECTION! Before I start, this chapter kinda need some RNG going on your way in order to be done with my current method, so Im going to mention it and how to do it in other ways Turn 1 The turn 1 is openned by moving killing the Soldier on the left with Rebbeca, followed by Lowen. Oswin can then move 4 Panel Matthew is only there for show off because he is useless in this chapter Eliwood is positioned where he will not hit by a Merc, while still moving to the left. Guy will intercept the Pirates reinforcements later on. Marcus will handle as much enemies as possible. As you can see, he has solid hit rates against the Merc The key of the ideal turn 1 lies in getting a kill on those two Archers. In order to do so, Marcus should get the 68% Forest chance Javelin Throw Twice. Consider that this is the beggining of the Map, I think a soft reset or two should be okay on this note. Turn 2 Marcus at this position can reliably take down everything on this map with little to no problem. The amount of dodges that he made at this point is pretty important, for reason that I will specify later Hector takes down an Armor with Wolf Beil, while Bartre killed the soldier beside him Rebbeca and Matthew will intercept the PK on the left. The PK on the right will attack Eliwood, and handled by Dorcas next turn. Have Serra recruit Erk [spoiler=Love Story] Im not sure man, its just like 3 chapters or something Or she is referencing to my updates The first on the list is Pent who is going to give him candies! Erk is going to Lift! Serra: NOOO ERK! THINK OF THE CHILDRENS! Erk: BUT SHE HAS GALEFORCE! Remember Kids, Galeforce is scientifically proven to be the biggest suspect in a case of divorces. A Psychologist who taught me during the class told me so Still a better Galeforce story than Twilight > Implying Vampires have Galeforce. Anyway if you saw the positioning, Erk can get the Iron Blade. Lowen will move as far as he can while Rescuing Oswin. Turn 3 This is Marcus side, Marcus with Javelin to strike the Cavs(this cav will suicide on Oswin btw) so that he doubled Erik, and weakened the Bow Horsie Dorcas killed the PK, Eliwood returned, and kill the Pirate with Guy(who is 1 HP short of ORKOing the Pirate with an Iron Sword) while positioning him to be attacked by another pirate Hector, Bartre, and Rebbeca reposition to intercept the PK reinforcement later on Turn 4 We will explore Hector's positioning first because Marcus situation is a bit messy This position will allow Bartre and Hector to weaken and kill the PK next turn. Bartre can be positioned one panel up if you think Bartre who get doubled by the PK will get critted. Hector need to rely on 70% ish chance on Hand Axe, and 84% Wolf Beil to get a hit Thats all for Turn 4 and 5 Im going to post 2 variants of my Turn 4 for Marcus side The first one involves no RNG abuse, and is rather unrealistic Marcus dodged Horseslayer, and miss against the Iron Lance Cavs above him at 91% chance On this one, I equip Handaxe and KO the Axe man on the left, have Oswin KO the SM(this SM has vulnerary), and gangs the Merc with Lowen and Erk, hopefully hitting it at a rather low 60%ish chance They will then suicide to Marcus, the BK goes to Lowen, and Lowen miss the Javelin throw. Finish the BK off with Oswin or Erk(Oswin and Erk has 60 - 70%ish chance) The Brigand above will drop down, and Marcus can one round them with a Hand Axe Anyway heres another variations of the outcome, with RNG abuse to get the results This one involves getting hit by 38 - 43% ish chances from Horseslayer Erik, Bow dude, and a 38% rate Iron Lance. In this one, I decided to move two panel above the David Bowie, and use Vulnerary Marcus need to dodge Erik's 51% Horseslayer Strike and 50% Axe dude strike Either way, the rest of the map played the same That being said, the dodge that you made during Turn 2 and Turn 4 largely mesures the outcome of this turn The rest of the turn is the same The alternative when you want to be less RNG reliant is none other than have Marcus staying on the forest, eat some vulnerary, and handle Oswin's side. You can relax and slowly handled Erik and his cronies this way, while evading those 30% chance attacks which does laughable amount of damages. Current TC: 5/37(defense chapters such as 13x is counted 7 Req + 1) [spoiler=post Chapter] Uh, yeah Hector, this is already 2013. Niceties are soooooo 1990 Apparently the envoy looks like this HOLY MARCUS! WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE! I agree, that thing is broken BUT OIFAYE STEALS ALL MAH EXP! AND ELIWOOD IS A WUSS WHO SUCKS WOOD AND BY WOOD I DON'T MEAN OWAIN But he can't wield lances, even when promoted But not really, FE6!Hector can I mean the one who's dead by like 3 chapters into the game Reinforcements: > He want them now > Appeared on a far away fort At least deploy a stronger mooks. Like seriously Only at chapter 14! Yes his destiny is greater than this, but its not to be the King of Lycia How he looks like in about 3 years: THIS ISHISDESTINY!!! In other words: Darin: EPHIDEL, MY SON NEED A REINFORCEMENT WHAT GIVES? Ephidel: FUCK OFF. RAGEQUIT. JUST MAKE ANOTHER* WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GAME *According to the latest confession in his Truth or Darin game, Darin revealed that he is fertile Erik is adopted. He's like Seto Kaiba, except not as cool trustory. I darin you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 8, 2013 Author Share Posted July 8, 2013 So, whos the best character for Dracoshield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 9, 2013 Author Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) The easiest chapter ever incoming Plothole: The last chapter was a route Hector x Eliwood x Merlinus threesome at night Someone make a fanart! CURSES FOILED AGAIN! "Whats up Oswin?" ~ Said Hector on Top of Eliwood But Fast Movement are useless if your stats are fail Look at those Thracia 776 Cavaliers.... Eliwood's favorite movie confirmed They did not fall back even if the player have finished Hector Hard Mode for the millionth time What a liar THERE IS ONLY ONE Well, he IS a Wyvern Rider The Gamplay Section This one is a bit shorter than ussual. 7 Turn Defense chapter is fine. The fact that the Chapter is significantly easier by killing the boss(Reinforcements) is another. I tried to Train Bartre so that HOPEFULLY I can get him to level 10 at reasonable time frame Standard strats, open the door, rescue Matt, and move away The Knight on the right has 12 Def, the Left 10 Def. Marcus ORKO the left, so go for the right The standard strats for this chapter is to put Hector down and have him murder these dudes. Having a weak Hector, I obviously can't do this, without relying on at least one Miss The solution is to put Bartre. Up left of Hector In this Turn 2 Image, Hector and Bartre wield Hand Axe. The Soldier decided to attack Bartre, while Hector fought the Knight Erk generally want to kill that Nomads by Turn 2 This is how I end the Turn 2. Have Oswin kill the Mage Guy basically make sure that the Soldier will attack Serra or Prissy. Usually Prissy As for Marcus: Heres a little fun side note You generally want to kill one of the Archer(or better, both) on Turn 1 so that Marcus can have a solid position to kill the Boss by Turn 3. Archer 1 and 2 will attack there. From my calculation, if you miss the kill on Archer 1(I do, because Marcus has 83% hit rate with Hand Axe. I want to train Marcus Axe Rank, which is why I used Hand Axe), Archer 2 will attack from one panel up, one panel and right from there. the positioning of Marcus largely depend on that. If the Archer is on 2 Panel Right of Marcus, have him move right - Down - Right. This way, you kill both the Archer, the Mage(who, btw does 2 damage to Marcus), weakened the Nomads(8 AS, does 3 Damage to Marcus) and you can move in to attack the boss next Turn Either way, the boss will move to attack Marcus with Long Bow And thats where you move in for a Kill With Iron Axe The rest of the map is simple, handle the fighter with Guy, maybe feed some of Guy's kills to Bartre. Don't put a unit on the fighter's attack range. You want Guy to fight them all, weaken with Iron Sword, and then feed the kills to someone of your choice As for the thieves there are 2 ways to deal with them. I used Erk + Matthew to kill them Another one, stole from Espinosa's HHM run need a 13 SPD Matthew. Have them steal the Silver Axe, and steal their Lockpick I forced the Nomads to attack Serra each turn to get some Staff EXP for Prissy Sue me POST CHAPTER They lurk on Serenesforest. I swear Eubans: ALL GOES ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU! TL NOTE: Keikaku means plan The Boss: WATASHI WA MO SHINDEIRU Just send Marcus on their face. They won't survive Edited July 9, 2013 by I have a Dragon Boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 14, 2013 Author Share Posted July 14, 2013 What time is it? Update time thats what Oh wait, its 7 PM nevermind [spoiler=Noble Lady of What!?] Ostia: The Land of Spies On theater maybe never Not really, its only.... Something *Put shades Awful The lout shall route the world! Man they suck Will they attack Serenesforest? Lets hope not WE CALL HER THE FLOSHRINA Only even moreo One can wonder how weak she is when she is younger FASTER THAN A SPEEDING GUYLLET! MORE POWERFUL THAN A LOCOMOSWIN ABLE TO FLY THROUGH CLIFFS AND MOUNTAINS IN A SINGLE BOUND Look, up in the sky! It's a Bird! It's a Horse! It's.... Oh, its just Florina nevermind Ouch Hector's way of saying "Bro, do you even lift?" Eliwood going prophetic for no reason The Gameplay Section Addendum: this is another RNG reliant chapter, otherwise, its pretty simple Not.... going to LTC or anything, so I decided to get the Red Gem with a.... pretty questionable strats Deploy position: There is 2 way to do this chapter's first turn, granted both has simmilar results, the former give more kills to Bartre, the later give more kills to Marcus. I went with the former. Anyway the differemce is all about Prissy's positioning, so... not much different at all Turn 1 The generic "Put Marcus over the Cliff" strategy Rescue Florina with Priscilla, and have Oswin reposition Florina As for the Caelin side Have Kent buy a Steel Lance and Steel Bow I give Sain a Steel Lance and Canto him to the left, while Wil get the Steel Bow. This is the first part where you need the RNG to go along your way. Wil 2RKO the Pegasus Knights with Javelin coming from above, so he should hit them both, so that he + Lyn can handle them next turn, while Sain and Kent goes to the left to save the village Turn 2 I need Lowen to get a hit with Javelin to the PK below him, and 1 panel right on Bartre, so that Batre, Hector, and Erk can finish them off turn 2. Although deploying Dorcas instead of Erk should make it much easier >_> Now hide to protect the Gem from the Thief Then Cleans up SInce Florina get the Gem, the Thief will go after Oswin to steal a 1 use Vulnerary(I give him the leftovers from previous level) More clean up Kent get a kill, and Sain used Iron Lance there for hit consistency I park Marcus here with Javelin. Normally, you can get all of the Cavs + The Mage killed. In some messed up RNG rolls, you want to use a Vulnerary here Turn 3 Marcus should dodge this attack, otherwise he might be killed by Balista + Cavs combo. It should be noted that if Marcus get a Defense procs, or the Dracoshield, the chance would be much better in your favor Force the dude to use more Vulnerary Cleans up and feed kills to Bartre. Anyway, Oswin and Lowen killed the Thief Get the Heavy Spear and have Sain escape Turn 4 After this, Florina can safely deliver Hector to the Seize spot. Kent can handle the lone fighter so that his teammates can shop some stuff As for this side, its all about clearing the Fighter + Cavs while feeding some Heal EXP to Prissy(heal when they attack Serra Cleared in 6 Turns Turncount: 8/51 Turn Post Battle His Mustache is too stronk For Once he was actually right Its Hector's turn to continue teh whats Except Hector did not have a Horse beneath his ground >_> Hector should have used a Devil Axe Even when you score a Critical, you does like 0 Damage trustory NOOOOOOOOOO FLORINAMAN HELP MEEE Oh, now your telling me she can hide in a cutscene THIS IS SPARTA LORD DARIN SPARTA But Luna ignored Resistance... Look into my eyes, you will seeWhat you mean to meSearch your heart, search your soulAnd when you find me there you'll search no moreDon't tell me it's not worth tryin' forYou can't tell me it's not worth dyin' forYou know it's trueEverything I kill, I kill it for you You called "Lets have everyone suicide on Marcus" a plan? Even a 10 years old could come up with a better plan SHE's HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BLOODBUT SHE'S OUT OF BLOODWHICH IS WHY SHE'S DEAD MEAT [spoiler=The Return of the Trivia Section] But we have Marcus, your argument is invalid Fun Facts: Not counting reinforcements, theres only 24 enemies here, and 28 inside the castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singularity Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I think I'm probably the only one who followed this >_> Everything I Do reference = epic win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottlegnomes Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I think I'm probably the only one who followed this >_> LIES AND SLANDER! Anyway, liking this so far. Now I just hope you keep updating it regularly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 Good news: I can and will update today(and you thought it never updates) Bad News 1: The turncounts and strats is a bit atrocious Bad News 2: I need to go on a trip(relative passed away. Long story) so, I won't update for the next 2 - 3 days unless theres a... special exception of sorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1% critted Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Sorry for your loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 17, 2013 Author Share Posted July 17, 2013 (edited) NP Here goes the real update Perhaps my most hated chapter in the game, no joke [spoiler=Whereabouts Unknown] Dude, he's actually a Knight. Knight Crest have a lot of competition you know? Liars, theres no Soldier in the actual map Oh god please no, Rescuing is a chore. Lets kill them and take the Red gem NICE IDEA! If by seizing the throne you mean "someone please take Rescue lazy ass into the throne and drop me" I know, even Rebecca could solo that Soldier So there I was being Hector When I was chillin and the Cavaliers came in and were like "YOU NEED TO DO MORE THAN SITTING ON SOME SADDLEBACK" and I was like "FUCK YOU I'M HECTOR!" so they were like "Well, how about promoting sooner" and I was like "FUCK YOU I'M HECTOR!" and I get killed at chapter 3 I love my life The Gameplay Section AKA THE SECTION WHERE I NEVER UPDATES Now that you can deploy units, and actually have a choice to consider, I will put up which units I deployed, and their Item sets, if neccesary And how much they contribute, if im not being lazy I deployed: Hector - Lord. Wolf Beil, Hand Axe, Iron Axe. Priscilla - Raven, Healer, Mounts Matthew - Thief Bartre - Karla Recruitment training. Steel, Iron, and Handaxe Lowen - Solid Combat stats, Javelin, Mounts. Bring a Javelin, an Iron Lance, and Steel Sword Sain - Read Lowen. His +2 STR surprisingly is useful in this chapter Kent - Read Lowen and Sain. His accuracy is pretty useful Marcus - The best unit for a very long time(and by that I mean over the Dragon's Gate). Hand Axe and Javelin access is amazing for this chapter. Bring a Steel Sword, a set of Hand Axe and Javelin, a Vulnerary, and a filler item Oswin - Second best combat after Marcus. His walling play a huge role. Bring a Steel, Iron Lance, and 2 set of Javelin. Maybe a Vulnerary I decided to get all the treasures, and the Red Gem, because 2 Mines are plenty as it is, and 2,5k worth of money is awesome For the three Cavs, heres their position E T o S L o K E: Erk T: Oswin L: Lowen K: Kent S: Sain Lets begin Turn 1: The key to turn 1 is to clean all three of them, and having a safe position to intercept the Archer. In this one, I decided to take SOME risk and feed a kill to Bartre Oswin has 80% Rate with Steel Lance. Erk has 79% chance with Fire Don't forget to switch Oswin's weapon. Put simply, a Lowen Javelin + Lowen Iron Lance owns this guy. Don't forget to do some Javelin Trade shenanigans to chip the Archers during the EP. Marcus has 100% chance to hit 11 x 2(Hand Axe) or 9 x 2(Javelin, 12% Crit) One of the Archer will suicide on Marcus, which is fun Turn 2: My objective is now to clean up the Archers You have more than enough unit to gang up the middle dude with Iron Bow Sain and Kent ORKO the Archer with Steel Bow with an Iron Lance. As for the Nomads, the most consistent way to handle it is Iron Lance Oswin(79% Rate, 14 Damage) and Fire/Thunder Erk(10 or 13 damage, 83 or 73 Rate) Rescue Oswin, and move 2 Panels Left The Archer is on a Pillar And yes, Marcus get a Critical against the Archer from the animation Turn 3: My Keikaku Give Oswin to Marcus THWOMP! Please note that Raven will move to that Archer's position, so calculate the 7 Panel that you need for Priscilla to cover Its.... not a problem if at all Have the rest of the team move as far as they can, outside the range of that Armor Knight who will suicide to Marcus for no reason And the Armor Knight on the east would.... attack Oswin I can't give the exact strats for the next turn, because it largely depends on Marcus and missing against one of the Archer Heres the hit rate Nomads have same AS Archers has 5 less AS Which means Marcus has 83% Rate. They will target Marcus because of his lower DEF IIRC Turn 4: In my run, Marcus miss against the Archer That being said, have Oswin clean the Knight, heal Marcus, and attack the Nomads Everybody else moves in. Make sure all of your Cavs did not rescue anything at the end of this turn Some things to note, if Marcus ORKO/CRIT the Nomads, the AI roll will be different. They will target Oswin, which is funny and make things harder Turn 4: This one is from a "Marcus dun crit" route Clean up the Nomads with Bartre for teh EXP, and recruit Raven [spoiler=A Pretty Cool Guy. Ice Afinity and not afraid of Incest] The way this is written just feels wrong ....seriously? You know, if she leaves, she would be dead. We might need to re-evaluate about Darin Jealous Older Brother/10 Expect a Divorce sooner or later AND THEY WILL GAVE BIRTH TO LOPTOGRIMA-SAMA-LAMA-SAMA bin Medeus WAIT THIS IS NO FE4 I should note that the only reason that Kent is Rescue Dropped is because I use him mid battle to pick up the Silver Lance from Convoy. You don't need to do that, and you don't need Silver Lance for this chapter, at all Oh btw, Marcus MIGHT need Vulnerary use this turn. Depending on Marcus remaining HP, the next 2 turns changes Turn 5: Getting lazy here, im going to post the resume for the next turns Marcus should not kill, so adapt this with proper weapons if you need to. The reason behind this is to have the Thief steal the Silver Sword, and then kill next turn with Sain/Kent. Send one Cavs to Cover the Stairs, and one to chase the thief down. If Marcus has enough health, he can bait the Armor Knight to weaken them, and kill next turn. Raven go and recruit Lucius. He can reliably kill the Archer before they killed the Caelin Soldiers Everyone except for Oswin and Lowen move forward. Lowen will drop Oswin to the Pillar at the beggining of the map The rest of the turns is basically, rush to the boss with Marcus, recruit Lucius, handle the horseman reinforcement with Oswin Oswin faces 60 - 70 hit rates with a Javelin against them. Have some Vulnerary maybe, and good luck on your own try Yeah Merlinus died here >_> Knight Commander vs Knight Commander: This happened in turn 10 The only better weapon choice is the Killing Edge And for some reason, the dude will NOT switch into Javelin, giving you a solid 2RKO if you trade Marcus a Steel Axe at the player phase [spoiler=Yaoi] CHANGES OF HEART IS BANNED USE MOAR CARDS OF SANCTITY OHWAIT IT SUCKS Luna+ Hector with Counter This happened at Turn 18 If you see closely, you can see Marcus. I Rescue Chained him with the Sain and Kent So, basically set up the position, and have Marcus attack the boss. Its a 3RKO. Now, have Hector Rescue Marcus, take Marcus with Prissy, go to Sain. Sain take Marcus, go to Kent. Kent take Marcus, go South into Bartre. Take, and drop with Bartre, rescue Marcus with Lowen Basically, clean up the reinforcement with Marcus and Oswin, and then kill the Dark mage that guards the door That was messed up [spoiler=Post Chapter] > Old Man getting injured > "ONLY" What the hell Eliwood? Robin: But this is not the guy we are searching for! Batman: Whatever it is, I like it, you dick Hector's way of saying "Its no wonder everyone and their mum want to rebel against Ostia. We have spies everywhere we go" I sense a Mis-translation here UNCLE FIRE! AUNTIE WIND! GRANDFATHER WATER! GRANDMOTHER HEART! BY YOUR PARENTS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET! THE SUPPORT RANK IS YOURS NYEEH And I can make tons of Broklyn's Rage out of that, but I won't Yeah, but give me candy no? damnit ....fuck I Blame Corple In order to join the guild, you need to amputate your left ring finger in order to get Swordlocked trustory Such as Hector! Oh wait Congratulations And Celebrations WAIT The first time I see the word Dragon in this game How do I put it I have a Boner Its about as Painful as getting hit with Steel lance with 18/2 durability And the game is full of it Last I checked, Wind and Thunder does not give Attack Poor research on your part, Eliwood And his poo is fragrant I attack them with Bartre and it miss What gives? A wild Matthew appeared! Matthew use Flirt Its not very effective! Leila use Friendzone! But it failed! Matthew used Double Post! Integrity appeared and bans Matthew for double posting outside of FFtF Leila gained 50 EXP Enjoy Edited July 17, 2013 by I have a Dragon Boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadykid Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Good news: I can and will update today(and you thought it never updates) Bad News 1: The turncounts and strats is a bit atrocious Bad News 2: I need to go on a trip(relative passed away. Long story) so, I won't update for the next 2 - 3 days unless theres a... special exception of sorts it's ok, that's expected here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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