Screenshot Fire Emblem 7: Tag Team LP [Ch. 32x Complete!]

[MrNight48]

(cries that you didn't train eilwood in the arena)

[Tequila]

(cries that you didn't train eilwood in the arena)

NOT SO FAST

[spoiler=24, take 2]

I had a savestate from just before the end (just in case I forgot to buy some ultra-important weapon and someone screams at me). So I reverted to that. Instead of Fiora killing Linus, she gets her final level at the arena.

YOU WANT ME TO TRAIN ELIWOOD? I TRAINED ELIWOOD SO HARD, HE STILL KINDA SUCKS!

Then I trained Rath too, for good measure.

Dart killed Linus and got a nice level.

Canas got some levels from healing (and also B staves).

Some supports: Priscilla x Heath C, Geitz x Dart C (this is one of the stupidest supports I have ever read, incidentally), Priscilla x Raven C, Ninian x Eliwood C, Rebecca x Dart B, and Eliwood x Hector B

Save: https://www.dropbox.com/s/gmz7lgbqjd84rjk/1235%20Fire%20Emblem%20%28U%29.sav?dl=0(should be the same, but reposting just in case)

[Raven]

Good thing I decided to not start earlier.

[phobia]

it's okay that fiora's going to stick to the lighter Swords because UBERSPEAR!HEATH will carry the team anyway on the lance front

also I'm super happy Rath turned out at least okay, he's a cool dude but I can never get over the fucking three years of training he has to go through unless you feed him in lyn's levels

[MrNight48]

Yay! Just in case I come in, that eilwood will be a beast in my hands.

[Raven]

[spoiler=Chapter 25]

As the Japanese at the time would have known.

Personally I prefer indoor chapters, but I shall persevere.

The one where we first meet Hector's canonical waifu.

You've been locked up for some time, you'd fuck a tree if it wore a skirt.

I'm doing this right, yes?

Truth be told, I did a double-take when reading this.

Every safe unit, plus Hector, to be deployed.

Rebecca doing work, keeping herself and other squishies safe from Steel lances on wings.

After a bit of tile counting, I determined that Heath was safe right here, while also taking down an enemy pirate.

This guy instigated this fight. Why not just run in the other direction?

Dart's support with Rebecca doing work.

Rebecca, doing even more work. Easy.

Enemy phase,

Why did nobody tell me our resident tree-fucker moves? I was not ready on the F12 button.

Luckily only Geitz was in range.

Geitz was so fascinated by this guy, he just had to AXE him some more questions.

Tell me if I should keep going.

I really should look at enemy loadouts before doing stuff like moving Heath in Purge range.

More speed please, thanks.

This was a guy and his horse, before Priscilla burnt them to nothing.

Fucking relentless.

This is too easy. We could have just left Eliwood here and there'd be no need to arena abuse.

Sending Raven up northwards, since Rath has things covered here. Not that we'll need Raven up north, either.

Planned.

This guy had the option to attack either Raven or Rath.

Both are wrong.

This guy moves, too. Not sure why he chose Rath instead of Raven, though.

Should've just stayed on the gate, pal.

A bunch of cavaliers are lined up waiting to take pot shots at Priscilla, resulting in this.

One of them gets lucky.

So many horses. What a waste.

Would you believe me if I told you Rebecca had only 1 ballista arrow left and she crit the enemy archer on the ballista with it, resulting in said archer's death?

Decent.

Not bad. But please, more Magic.

That fucker with the Purge keeps landing these hits and fuck that guy.

We don't need you, go away.

Hey look, it's that swordmaster we're never going to recruit later.

But we will be using this whip later. Eliwood has specific needs.

Good job, Rath. In which university did you learn to subtract one from three?

That's not a very nice thing to call such a young lady.

Wall's set up. I wonder who the cavaliers will pick to die to.

Raven cares.

So this is who they've chosen.

One of them goes against the norm, but the results are all the same.

Where in the name of flying fucks do you think you're going? Hector is THAT WAY.

Fuck's sake.

I suppose hitting enemies more reliably is never a bad thing.

Last time I played, Lucius needed some serious babying. At least now he's doing some work.

Raven has specific needs only a loving teenage sister can provide.

Yess please more of this.

Pls stop, Lucius only has so many tomes.

Not even sitting on top of the forts will stop these persistent fucks from popping up.

Moving Raven into position so that Lucius can take advantage of their support.

Now, we wait/hold down the space key.

Like Rath, Geitz also earned his gold star sticker from the university of counting numbers.

Prestigious as fuck.

Priscilla really gets around.

Lucian blocking that choke point finally paid off. However, his Lightning tome is nearly gone...

Before remembering Fiora picked up a Divine from a dead enemy earlier. Commence the trade-chain.

finally found the right guy, huh?

Let's see.

Moving on.

Nearly there.

All the enemies are dead aside from this final Bishop on the third gate.

Using Lucius to grind that final experience for level 20.

Heath finishes and gets some much-needed exp and a good level-up.

Flee? You killed like half of them yourself.

Hector cannot wait to promote so he will actually earn some experience from your death, Lyndis.

Expect chapter 26 in like a day or so.

[Kaede Ryusaki]

https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/3r42u3/what_the_hell_is_this_map_tlp/cwkpgw3

are we famous now

[Raven]

[spoiler=Chapter 26: Unfulfilled Heart: The One with the Uber Vaida]

THE 26TH CHAPTER. Feat. Uber Bitch Vaida.

Look at this guy, thinks he's all Sherlock Holmes n' shit.

That is a terrible idea considering the circumstances.

They do it anyway.

Players of FE6 will know who these two pipsqueaks are.

One will want to fuck Eliwood's kid, the other will want to fuck Eliwood's kid up.

Meanwhile, Roy's mother is receiving the seeds of doubt within her mind.

Kindly cut your crap and let your sister have Roy be happy.

The Uber Bitch makes her entrance.

Why the fuck would you guys even do that?

Lucius promotes. I think he may now be one of our more reliable units.

Units to be deployed.

I think he auto-promotes once he reaches level 20, right?

I guess she's not a fan of our names.

Here stands Uber Bitch. This is a no-go zone.

Heath, despite still being unpromoted, accepts his selfless mission to obtain the Hamerne staff.

Before I forget,

Yay javelins and horse.

Fuckin' ouch.

Eat shit and die.

Boop.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND. Why is the AI set up to congregate around the castle?

It just makes things easier for me.

I forgot why I took this screenshot, but here it is. Fabulous, isn't it.

I think we're nearing the end now. Rath can take on what's left at the bottom-left, and Canas can sit on a fort and kill everything that comes. Easy.

I decided to send Rath for the village instead, so Heath can fly north and grab some exp from all the Wyverns parked up at the castle.

Raven hits 6. Lookin good m8.

Success: Enemy Luna was not a critical hit.

But it still hit, and still hurt.

Mine. Incoming Sage, though.

Lucius couldn't grab a crit when he actually needed it.

Hoooooooly shit, Rath.

Always pulling out the crits when they're least needed. Such is Fire Emblem.

More like this, please.

GEITZ FAILED TO ONE-ROUND A WYVERN. Who even safe-picked this trash????

You know what? Fuck this shit. Map's nearly completely cleared.

Bring it, Uber Bitch.

Other Wyverns in the area stand no chance.

All the damage adds up, but at least she earned a level.

Dart does not approve of being hit, and will crit you even when he doesn't need to.

Fucking stop it.

Also, some Wyverns spawned down here, and Rath is already damaged.

I think I'll have to send in the rescue party very soon, or Rath will die to these things.

Another turn passes, and Rath struggles to stay alive.

A lot of chain-rescuing was made to get Pent with his Physic staff in range of Rath by this turn.

SAVED. Not bothering to check/remember when and where enemies spawn certainly keeps things interesting.

Meanwhile...

Get wrecked. Your Uber Spear means nothing to me.

Raven makes some more great gains, capping speed.

By the next turn, Rath's able to be extracted from the hot zone via Pegasus.

If someone could draw some fanart of Fiora, Rath, and Rath's horse riding on Fiora's pegasus, that'd be great.

This is his first crit of the chapter, despite having attacked 20 or so times already.

Heath manages to fly to the shops to the north-east...

Where are the goddamn Elixirs? We have to spend this arena money on something.

This group of enemy wyverns can potentially kill Heath, so I'm getting him the fuck outta there.

Steel lances hurt. Good thing his one missed.

Dart, putting that final Iron axe to good use.

Speed's always welcome.

This Wyvern soon came to regret his decision of landing a hit on Geitz.

Another unnecessary crit, but always welcomed.

I'm pretty sure this was the only guy left on the map. Good call, mate.

My thoughts exactly.

.SAV file

Edited November 2, 2015 by Raven

[SilverHairedFreak25]

Time for Pale Filler of Darkness, and then...

oh god...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

...BATTLE BEFORE DAWN.

[Raven]

The only people left to promote are Dart and Heath.

We also have a secret book. I can't really see anyone who needs it desperately, and we have a bunch of gold plus the white gem Louise is holding. I think we should use it on Hector, Dart or Geitz. We should probably save any gold we have for Elixirs and Silver/Killer weapons in the preparations chapter before 32x.

Since I killed Vaida, will she show up later on as a recruitable character? Not that we need her, or anything.

[Tequila]

I'd say the book should go to Dart, since he's restricted to axes. Geitz and Hector get bows and swords respectively, which are pretty accurate. And no, Vaida will not show up in Cog of Destiny.

[spoiler=Pale Flower of Darkness]

First order of business: Merlinus promotes!

Well, somebody wanted you, so yeah.

The crew; Eliwood and Lyn stayed home, and Legault came along because for some inexplicable reason, we're almost out of lockpicks.

End of turn 1. Prissy goes north.

Well, there goes the first promote!

I anticipated this would happen...

...and planned accordingly. We're getting Karel; I hope no one's too dismayed by this.

LAST OF THE VARL BERSERKS! RAWR!

Fiora shows her disdain for WTD by critting this wyvern.

Heath gets a lousy level killing the northern wyverns.

The southern team, consisting of Raven, Lucius, Fiora, Rath, and Legault, are knocking on the front door. And in some cases, sending projectiles through it.

Defense is nice, but...yeah.

"OPEN, IN THE NAME OF-er, Raven, who are we again?"

"Just open the damn door, Lucius."

It takes Rath, Fiora, and Raven, but this hero goes down under the onslaught. Would have gone faster had I remembered to give Raven a swordslayer. Assuming, of course, we have a swordslayer.

The snow's stopped and the wyvern reinforcements are unceasing.

Keeping Legault out of combat.

Canas heals Heath up and gets A staves.

Prissy 2 gud.

Raven better.

Really?

3 more wyverns attacked, but fortunately didn't connect. She gets a lousy level.

They're going for the treasure! Stop them!

Who wanted this guy, again?

Trying to show off the southern formation before the enemy turn begins. Raven will own the enemy hero with Lucius's support.

Not too bad. Maybe we should throw him the speedwings?

Enemy hero no match for Ravin' Raven.

Lucius crit-kills and...ok, speed's nice.

There's many who tried to prove that they're faster

But they didn't last and they died as they tried

Bleh.

Kenneth's longbow archer squad has gone MIA.

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Uh....oops?

I swear, I'm good at this game...

All part of the plan, since Legault's still coming up from the south. I should have just taken him north and stolen the thieves' lockpicks.

First berserker crit!

Those thieves ain't going nowhere!

Although Kenneth might have words to say about that.

Plan! I have one!

Who are you?

Rath lured out the swordmaster in front of the throne. I did savestate, just in case, but I forgot Rath is awesome.

Last of the wyverns gets flambeed.

Legault nabs this guy's lockpick before he can escape, and Heath OHKOs him.

Rebecca chips, Raven rescues her, and Geitz finishes off the swordmaster...

...allowing Rath to...well, he was supposed to chip the boss so that Heath could level, but SOMEONE didn't get the memo.

Takin' back what's rightfully mine.

...Really?

...Really.

Sorry, Phobia, I did try to get him to level 20.

Fin. No supports gained on this map.

Save: https://www.dropbox.com/s/gmz7lgbqjd84rjk/1235%20Fire%20Emblem%20%28U%29.sav?dl=0

Edited November 2, 2015 by Tequila

[Raven]

I'm amused.

Who wanted this guy, again?

This sounds familiar.

[phobia]

oh, FUCK

edit: why didn't you get the god damn uber spear? i went out of my way to get another Mine just for that oh my god you ruined everything

Edited November 4, 2015 by phobia

[phobia]

this chapter is the least cool chapter in the entire game.

[spoiler=status update]

mother FUCKER

because some clown didnt use these

probably 90% of the enemies had their items dropped in the FOW

BUT STILL THIS MERCENARY REINFORCEMENT ORKO'S ZEPHIEL

been playing for like an hour and i'm salty, some other day

Edited November 4, 2015 by phobia

[SilverHairedFreak25]

Worst chapter in any FE game. PERIOD.

[Raven]

Fuck the uber spear; this chapter's e z even without it. Our team is OP lol

[SilverHairedFreak25]

Fuck the uber spear; this chapter's e z even without it. Our team is OP lol

Our party isn't the problem.

Zephiel, Jaffar and Nino + Black Fang Fighters w/Swordreavers & Mercs + Anna = F*CK THIS SH*T

[phobia]

Yeah dude zephiel is the problem, he gets killed in one round and we have no rescues or anything

[SilverHairedFreak25]

Yeah dude zephiel is the problem, he gets killed in one round and we have no rescues or anything

And THIS is the chapter you get the Rescue staff IN A CHEST LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO ZEPHIEL'S ROOM. Now isn't THAT a proverbial brick to the testicles?

[Raven]

All you can do is bumrush your way towards Zephiel's room. The right side of the map is the easiest way to get there.

Also, savestates.

[phobia]

oh trust me i use savestates now.

after the bull that was Genesis.

alright, round two guys now that everything on my to-do list is done

edit: honestly does somebody else want to take this chapter for me i get too frustrated

zephiel literally doesnt stop dying

Edited November 7, 2015 by phobia

[Raven]

I already have the .sav file, I'll try some strats to bumrush down to him and save his scrawny ass.

[Raven]

Any progress? This cannot be impossible to complete.

[MrNight48]

Ch 28: Merry fucking Thanksgiving

and fucked my hero phobia's shit up.

Don't worry, your crazy fan whose mouse pad you autographed is here to return the favor.

The team, benched becca for rath cause he faster.

Wish I could use eliwood but technically all 5 of you are still alive so I will use the safe units.

I also properly outfit them, Torches and door keys are a must in a team with no lockpick users -.-

heath will be the star of the right side, he will crave a path for team shooting star.

meanwhile team lightning will rapidly move to jaffar.

health got doubled :(

It is starting to become clear why this chapter has rng problems in hard mode

open the door here to-

get health murdered.

restart +1

same strats but this time promote instead of opening the door.

pro trade strats. Now that shooting star is ready

time to work on the lightning team, fiora got doubled which makes me wonder what happened for her to be that bad.

+2

pro rescue drop strats to get dart there to take on max

rath clears the way for some bad level.

I clear the right path with more carnage.

heal up health because he is straight bumrushing to nino

dart barely survives holy shit.

a lot of close calls @q@

boom! max is dead = savestate

meanwhile geitz missed this easy kill

...

not my fault

ok starting to see why zephy kept dying for phobia, why the fuck IS thought this was good game design?

jaffar boxes in a thief

wew made it to nino, she be safe

savestate!

sneak team lightning closer to assist jaffar

with a dodge, geitz gets into my good graces

brave lance secured

these reinforcements are starting to get stupid.

well fuck...

GOOD LUCK RAVEN!

sent him to be a bolting sponge

not only raven lives but 1 rounds this uppity fucker

zephy was lucky for me and never took a hit, zephy is now safe.

rath barely lives and is surrounded

jaffar's time is almost up.

ok, yeah this was a mistake

gg fiora

oh wow it was dart that went down

+3

ok this time I go for a old favorite strat of mine.

and that strat is "Fuck ursla's shit up"

while hector will take the hit, checked his res so I know he will survive.

like so

he nearly dies in a 4 man orgy

what I am trying to say is he took 3 sword wounds to the face.

GET!

*relaxes tightly clinched body*

wew we made it

final savestate

DEATH TO REINFORCEMENT EVENT CONDITION!

check range of that baddie

healing, switching, stealing

FUCK!

+4

THIS time I kill the hero, fuck him.

Leave this guy alive for another turn, he is boxed in and going no where.

die for raven you reinforcement spawning jerk

jaffar still has his uses so I let him roam free some more.

Good and Bad levels.

zephy is now safe.

oh shit, he ran out of swords.

cmon you bastard LIVE!

LIVE I SAY!

OMG HE FUCKING DODGED IT oooooo I got so lucky!

so yeah, usually people try to save him because of evil rng but I usually let him kill shit because he is actually good enough to do it.

ignore those close calls.

got the boots too, your welcome

this priscilla is so fucking weak I swear.

x28 confirmed

taking no chances

I kill everybody!

last level

and with that the chapter is done

28x is next!

here is the save. I did no cheating and no rng abuse so this should be pure.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/uk8zon3bx90e4oh/1235%20Fire%20Emblem%20%28U%29.sav?dl=0

Also note, the units are kind of weak. Like dps glass cannons weak. someone needs to hustle up some dragon shields/talismans to take damage better.

Edited November 18, 2015 by MrNight48

[Raven]

A challenger appears

But really, gj. Now we can advance.