Jump to content

Dijon Mustard

Member
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    434

  • Joined

  • Last visited

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by Dijon Mustard

  1. Dijon Mustard

    stand back i'm cleansing

  2. Dijon Mustard

    you're blowing marxism to pieceeeeees

  3. Dijon Mustard

    dog stepped on the remote and the channel changed to low-level college lacrosse, hold me

  4. Dijon Mustard

    new laptop with an intel celeron processor haha shield your eyes, nerds

  5. Dijon Mustard

    ¡¡¡feliz cumpleaños, señor quint!!!

    1. Quintessence

      Quintessence

      Heh thanks Mustard!

      Aun te falta por mejorar el español! Veo que usas la "ñ": I'm a staunch believer in amelioration...

      B-but, plz don't use google translate.

  6. Dijon Mustard

    you know you spill food on your laptop too much when your laptop has ants.

  7. Dijon Mustard

    visited the grandparents tonight. all we did was talk about boobs and poop, as usual.

  8. Dijon Mustard

    My arm just fell asleep in the middle of a fist pump. The metaphors write themselves.

  9. Dijon Mustard

    Speaking of immortality, I've eaten a fried pizza each of the last 2 days with no ill effects.

  10. Dijon Mustard

    There was an IGN logo in my profile pic, but I painted over it. Art triumphs over corporate interests once again.

    1. SakuraFish

      SakuraFish

      For once, you did something well Dijon. I'm proud of you.

    2. Dijon Mustard

      Dijon Mustard

      I can't take all the credit. My defeat of that evil corporate influence was made possible by MS Paint. Thanks, Microsoft!

  11. Dijon Mustard
    http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/heres-fucking-anime-quiz-754
    1. Gaia

      Gaia

      i feel like this is aimed at me dijon

    2. Dijon Mustard

      Dijon Mustard

      i only hope the girls were impossibly busty enough

  12. Dijon Mustard

    tofu instead of pizza today, health nut confirmed

  13. Dijon Mustard

    my dreams are the dumbest

  14. Dijon Mustard

    jus chillin

  15. Dijon Mustard

    playing RD

    1. Gaia

      Gaia

      RD is gud.

  16. Dijon Mustard

    i have sore thumbs help

  17. Dijon Mustard

    nba draft

  18. Dijon Mustard

    mario kart 8

×
×
  • Create New...