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Starman

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Everything posted by Starman

  1. Because this avatar is the best there is, best there was and best there ever will be
  2. Only the toasters weren't toasters. they were blender toasters
  3. *creates shadow ball* *hurls it at you* *weakens your defense* *leaf blade for the coup de grace*
  4. The Artist Formerly Known As The Shockmaster

  5. *take out knife* *stabs back of your neck* *leaves vegetative body at death valley so you will die a slow agonizing death*
  6. No, i just loved it, dude. 10/10 Time In *starts whispering dark incantations* *cuts hand to bring out blood as a requirement* *three black portals appear before you* *the first one brings out beings of pure darkness with their only other physical quality being bright red eyes* *the beings very form causes you insanity and fear of the highest order* *the second summons humanity's most famous monsters slaughtering your mortal form* *all that was your body is now nothing but unrecognizable flesh* *the third summons demons that take your spirit, essence etc. and damns it for all eternity*
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