Dragoncat

Something in between I'll say. Why do I make jokes about plot twists that are actually really sad and horrible?

I meant cartoons for general audiences but I will accept that answer lol. No, just realistic. Superman never has to face the consequences of destroying things in his heroics. But does Batman?

Maybe for a small lizard. Has there ever been a cartoon where they don't wear polka dotted underwear?

I defiled a Texts From The Emblem! Is nothing sacred anymore?

Not my picture. I am bored now again but I'm not microwaving soap what gives?

I think Eclipse was saying you posted so she didn't have to lock it but I'm confused too.

Probably Super Mario World or Spyro.

Because that is an awesome idea actually and why has it not been done? Can we have a war on decent public transportation in my town, if the war on drugs brought in more drugs?

Train my cat to take the money back from them. There's a huge gross cockroach and Raid didn't kill it!

With a low budget so it's cringey and amazing at the same time. The proper way to heat up pop tarts is...

The war on drugs brought in more drugs and the war on terror brought in more terror. It is how it is. Why do cats like boxes?

Alexa can do it. She's Dunban's wife in my headcanon/AU/ficverse. Won him over with food, and she's a military chef so of course she can come up with something. May even make it so good nobody knows it was a MRE. Yes she was kinda named after the Amazon thing. Also Reyn's wife is Gamma and their son is Ray, gamma rays. I'm so clever. The proper way to dispose of an old microwave is...

Are we going backwards? D is for DRAGONS!

Break the TV in the process. The proper way to live dangerously is...

I'm ya boiii! I gotta have my Tapu Cocoa! Strawberry milk.

Trains don't drive themselves. What do you get if you put shampoo and body wash and soap in a plastic cup and leave it behind the toilet?

Try to land on the grass, it won't hurt as much. Your neighbors keep putting their trash in your yard.

Sacred Stones was my first too. Welcome!

I need calcium! Cherry coke.

More like, "it's the internet" I guess. Spider Pig does whatever a spider pig does. What DOES a spider pig do?

Ancient reptiles. B is for bathroom.

The Monado screwed up his right arm and made him puke blood. Not kidding. He's okay with Shulk having it. Because your mod duties give you headaches. Why in the name of all that is holy is there a Galeem x Dharkon smut fic on AO3?

Something very evil and disturbing and Satanic. Why am I currently picturing drunk Dunban saying "I said I wanted a hotdog!" and punching some random guy? And why is it so funny?