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Dragoncat

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  1. Nothing happens. If you give the Loch Ness Monster $3.50...
  2. I like to make vegans have heart attacks. Tomato soup.
  3. Scare yourself. The proper way to translate Dog is...
  4. A young mage absorbed in her studies and aims to impress her instructor. Gets easily annoyed.
  5. Does anyone want me to try to make things happen? Does anyone want me to try to find their character(s)? Because...yeah.
  6. Money is made of paper so in a roundabout way it does grow on trees. There was a deleted implied sex scene in FF7. What if that night was...fruitful? What would Cloud and Tifa name their kid? And why did this get deleted, but other things like gay rapist bodybuilders are actually in the game?
  7. They paint Trump's border wall with it. If you give vegetables to Shulk...
  8. A man...who lives in the ocean? P is for pockets.
  9. https://www.amazon.com/Schwans-Tonys-Smart-Pizza-Cheese/dp/B00B04DESK Why do some people think pineapple belongs on pizza?
  10. Not in that state he doesn't. He waits until she's got her organic body back because I doubt he can even latch on or find the proper opening otherwise Marth would be like "Ogma knock it off stop being an emo boy" and Tifa would be like "Cloud keep this personality please, it's hotter" What if the sky turns purple?
  11. Master Hand thought he was too much of a threat so he nerfed him. Who started the eating tide pods thing?
  12. That. Is the fact that there hasn't seemed to be anyone from the future proof that time travel will never be invented?
  13. Because sometimes that how things are. If an intelligent race gets transformed into flying serpentine monsters and they attack a flying vehicle, would it be appropriate for someone on said vehicle to say "I am tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane"?
  14. I think there's a song about disco sticks? E is for exeggutor.
  15. And here I thought this was going to be a serious discussion about kings in Zelda games. Honestly what they should do is honor Robin Williams somehow. He loved Zelda and named his daughter Zelda.
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