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**Warning** **Danger** Alright peeps this is my dark twisted fantasy version of FE8. Hoping not to get banned. Just for laughs. Until the next chptr!

Assuming this is for active QB's.. lol Vision (Eyes): Rivers Height: Bortles Legs: Rogers Arms: Flacco Mentality: Luck Body: Roethlisberger Decision making: Brees Talent: P. Mannings ability to break down defensive schemes. This dude would break every record.. whew.. just thinking about it give me chills.

ROSS!! Make him a Hero. He will boss.. Ross Boss. See.. Meant to be.

Anyways... Why does Demarco Murray have to be carrying the cruddy Cowboys.. And when was the vote that titled them America's team? I think Bortles will be decent if they buld around him some more. They should have won that game. He compete's. He has guts when the game is on the line. Nowadays a lot of QB's are only game managers. This guy is going to be the reason they win games. Carr is a stud too. Not as big as an arm as Bortles. But the same winning mentality. People that will put the games on there back and get it done. Regardless if its pretty or not.

I miss when he was on the Hurricanes.. Him and Sean Taylor. Whew. Those were the days.. These are the only two I don't agree with. Houston Offense will do better at home, as well as the defense.. Buffalo has no offense. Don't care what anyone says.. Kansas City will throw this one away.. Despite playing like crap so far. The Patriots are still winning games. Tom Brady will eventually be Tom Brady again. Even if he has to force feed Edelman the ball.

I don't understand why team's still kick it to him.. Seriously these punters and kickers are supposed to be skilled. All Week they can prepare on one thing. Don't kick him the ball. Yet they still manage too. Glad for Hester though. He is a University of Miami boy.. Forever go U!!

I'm not gonna lie.. I saw Polamalu stand Bernard Pierce up on the goaline last week. (It could have been Forsett, 80% sure it was Pierce tho) He was at a dead stand still too.. So he gets mass props for that. The truth is, he is beyond his prime, and he plays with a lot of other scrubs who by association make him look good. He has always been a risk taker on Defense. Hence his nickname as the Gambler. Which really hurts when more QB's these days are more accurate than they used to be (Less deep throws and jump balls) Plus all the receivers nowadays are younger, faster, and stronger than he is. (Less of a chance of open field tackles) I do like Shazier!! ..........but once again it is not hard to shine on the Steelers D. Steeler's fans need to focus on Antonio Brown being a ninja stud, and ol' Benny still being able to break would be sacks in the backfield.. As well as maybe Levon Bell. (Jury is still out on that one though)

Saints Row is my perfect example of over the top as well.. (The second one to be specific) Other than that, realistic is the way to go. Realistic within the laws of the universe you are in though. If that makes sense..

Fantasy Update: Picked up "Captain" Kirk Cousins off of the waiver wire. Would love to see him permanently take starting role in WSH. Then see RGIII get traded next year. Haaa. On a lesser note: Jamaal Charles has officially ruined my whole season this year. Knew I shoulda picked Forte.

Bengals defense is injury free right now.. That is why there so much better. Geno Atkins is in top three of DT's in NFL. Leon Hall is there best corner. Both are back and its evident.. If they ever get a better MLB to go with Burfict. (Who has been getting quite a few concussions) There D will be set for another 3-5 years.. It's mildly scary.

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If anything it's Denver at #1.. Bengals or Philly should be up there. Both of the Broncos games so far have finished with Manning sweatin bullets.. The Colts and Chiefs could have won the game at the end easily. They didn't, but the opportunities were there. This brand new shiny upgraded defense of Denver's is barely holding on. Manning can only carry them so far.

Yeah I'm not a believer in Foles.. Anyone can excel in Chip Kelly's offense.. He even makes Mark Sanchez look good.