[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

Would you rather have an obese waifu or anorexic waifu?

Long live the king of lolis and dragons. Walhart is great.

[Socially Awkward Thread]

Someone tell a story, I've got nothing other than being lonely and shy. Also a lot of bullying in middle school.

[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

Baybee dito don exits.

I mean just born. Ill raise it as my own. Then we will love each other forever.

[Is Marisa the hottest character in sacred stones?]

yum

tasty

[Socially Awkward Thread]

I think we should all make death notes.

[Shrek Confirmed For Smash Bros.]

I can't wait to play as him on tge Wii U version. This doesn't look like tge 3DS version we just got so I think Shrek and Master Chef are still safe, probably DLC or linking the systems.

[This Is My Grandson.]

His name was Shrek.

[Petition to delete Palutena's Butt]

This is a good thread. Reminds of of Nelson Mandella and Spongebob Squarepants episode 36 Krusty Towers.

[Palutena's Butt]

Not as good as Nowi's or Pannes's.

[Official Shrek Topic 2014]

This Shrek thread will never die. I will bump this thread to the top.

FARQUAza-GrouDONKEY-KyOGRE

We have a water and fire type, we need a grass type. Shrek confirmed.

We have Mario as red, Mega Man and Sonic for blue, and Pacman for yellow. We need a green character. Shrek confirmed.

That's what I would have said if the game wasn't out, but we can still hope for a system link or...

...it pains me to say this but, DLC.

[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

So what you're saying is, you're only capable of loving someone who's always showing you a facade. You want something fake. You'll never love Ditto for the beautiful creature it really is.

I will teach it to be human from its birth, then we will get romantically invloved. I would get a baby Ditto and raise it as a human, like the forest Zoarark in black and white, it could speak english, that's what I would do. We will make sexy times and pull pranks. I already have a future planned out for my fictional waifu.

[don't you hate it when....]

When a girl comments.

"Woah girls watch porn too?"

Luckily that hasn't happened yet, further proving the theory that there are no girls on the internet.

[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

Why not I just Waifu one character who fits my tendencies of attraction.

...Ditto would just turn into him or her anyway.

Ditto can be anything I want. I get either Loli or furry, anything my perverted mind desires. Kira from death note, shrek from shrek, henry, sully, nowi, panne, gardevoir. All the waifu and husbandos for me. Join me into a new age of waifuism and help me break the limits of waifu per person.

[Which female unit has the largest breasts?]

Sully is top tier, she has the biggest bust of them all. She is so stronk guys. Every day she excersices, and when people excercise their muscles get bigger, breasts have muscle, she worked for it and deserves her ripped breasts.

[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

Rabba, are you okay?

Just explaining my love for the ultimate waifu Ditto. Ditto can be a furry, loli, anything imaginable.

[Is Marisa the hottest character in sacred stones?]

Guys, obviously Noulder is the hottest. For his age he's aged pretty well, fine legs, toght butt, his moustache highlights his eyes and brings greater detail to his bust.

[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

Ditto can transform into people, the game mechanics limits it to pokemon. If he transformed into a human wouldn't he gain actual speech or the ability to make english. Most pokemon are as smart or just a little less smarter than humans.

[Roy is in Smash Bros!]

I thought it was funny. People do this all the time, why is it wrong when he does it? Do you want him to draw everything himself, would that make you guys feel better?

[You're waifus are garbage compared to mine.]

Ditto is best waifu because he is a pokemon that can learn to talk and turn into anyone, like Nowi, Panne, Sully, Isabelle, Robin, Cynthia, and Hilda.

[Most unattractive/least sexiest Fire Emblem girl/woman.]

Alright guys, let the debate start. State the ugliest woman. Maybe some notable mentions. If you want name out the ugliest man.

Looking through the biggest bust and waifu wrs thread and decided to do the exact opposite.

[Which female unit has the largest breasts?]

Can we make a smallest breast thread too? How about biggest butt thread? Maybe even an most unattractive FE character?

[WAIFU WARS #1 AND HUSBANDO WARS #1]

You're 15 years old! What are you doing talking about busts at this age? Goodness, son!

Age doesn't matter, anyone can have a waifu. Waifuism is not restricted to adults, children and teens may fantasize as well.

[What is a good reason to deny alcohol?]

Drinking is only satisfying because it's addictive, not good like food and water because it's harmful. Only gulliable people drink or smoke in my opinion.

[Socially Awkward Thread]

Guys I'm socially awkward. Any other socially awkward people can comment here too. Please tell the people of serenes forest about your pathetic social life.

[Have you ever cosplayed before?]

I have cosplayed as a caterpillar and pirate when I was a toddler.