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Owner of the White Sedan

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  1. Santa Clarita, CA resident here!
    Pretty warm right now, but considering this is one of the safer cities in California (definitely not 3rd safest though, get your facts right parenting.com), I'd say the heat is worth it.

  2. excuseth thou, small above-infantile organism that goes by the linnaean classification of “homo sapiens”, but it appears you have gone and mercilessly eliminated what is technically my brethren race known to homo sapiens as “monsters”, and, by extension, the person which I have a strong and blood-bonded relationship to by the notion of what is known as “karma”, I shall now proceed to forcefully offer you what you can universally agreed on as a period of experience of which is generally seen as unpleasant, unwanted, and responsively merciless. I shall now proceed to decimate you with rather senseless jargon of the basketball variety

  3. Give Pieri-mothered units her blue-pink gradient hair.

    Make child units more relevant to the plot. They're still cool though.

    Make it so that children aren't raised in some hyperbolic time chamber. It's best if we just stick with "they came from the future."

    Make Rinkah's stats match her abs. (Seriously, low strength.)

    Give all non-Jagen type units good growths and caps. Luna deserves better than being a bench warmer for hardcore players.

    Add Flora and Jakob supports.

    Add more supports between characters of both sides.

    Add more same-gender supports.

    Same with S-Supports *cough*SoleilXOphelia*cough*

    Also I would change some supports so people are less idiotic and flat in this game. *cough*SoleilandMaleCorrinSupports*cough*

    and finally add skinship for the amiibos i want to pet Ike's pretty face That is all.

    and for the record I like Soleil

  4. As if Saizou wasn't vulgar enough.

    "Yo ass biiiatch... you fuckin' wit me son, biatch? (TL fo' tha tumblr kiddies copy-pastin this: Dude uses "貴様" which is mad rude yo, but not a gendered insult)"

    (I left the translator's note in on purpose.)

  5. No one can ever beat Oliver.

    But everyone looks good in this game (even Chris Benoit and Ignis), but my favorites are...

    Corrin looks good regardless of gender.

    Males: Lazward, Odin, Ignis, Jakob, Takumi, Deere, and Foleo.

    Female: Luna, Ophelia (Literally Lissa as a magical girl), Soleil (If Olivia and Inigo had a child and incest is common in fire emblem so...), Sophie, Cotton Candy Waifu, Velour, Azura, Hana, Oboro, and both maids.

    I voted for too many people didn't I?

    Shoutout to the one person who voted Ignis so he wouldn't be left out

    More people need to vote for Ignis.

  6. Here are all of the map sprites and heads. (I don't remember where I downloaded this in the first place so I had to re-upload it.)

    WARNING: Some of the sprites in the "Unique" folder are major spoilers, so beware.

    I've been looking everywhere for the map sprites.

    Thank you.

  7. The light blue colors (Azura, Belka, Setsuna, and, unfortunately, Pieri.) didn't really look good to me.

    Also I'm very disappointed with Pieri's hair color because:

    5ajexz2.png

    WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLLL

    Dammit Intelligent Systems, you could have given us cotton candy waifus and husbandos children! COTTON CANDY!

    Instead we are stuck with the regular blue color.

    ...

    Well at least they actually have hair.

  8. I actually like Siegbert being so close to Siegfried precisely because it's hilarious to think that Marx just named his kid after his sword

    what a fucking nerd

    Now I can imagine Lucina naming Soleil or Morgan her child "Pointy Demonspanker."

    Goddammit.

  9. xXBl0oD_PrInCeSs20Xx Ophelia because she's like her father xXDrEaD_FiGHTA420Xx Odin, and is pretty cute too.

    I really warmed up to Soleil (to the point where she's tied with Ophelia and Velour for favorite child unit) despite her badly written supports. (Except for Ophelia's and Lazward's supports they're perfect.)

    Shinonome is pretty cool despite being a weeaboo version of chrom.

    Foleo is best Disney Princess.

    Sophie's a cute clumsy girl.

    Little Red Riding Nah Velour is one of my personal favorites.

    But personally, I love all of the children units.

    [spoiler=Bonus!]
    and lissa and olivia are becoming great grandmothers whether they like it or not!

    and chrom is now a great grandfather since he married olivia in my playthrough of awakening!

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