- Pre-load Fire Emblem Fates
- Update at 9pm PST on the 18th because of inevitable midnight launch
- Choose Conquest because better husbandos, play as female
- Wait for 1234567890+ hours as the rest of Nohr downloads
- Marry Xander
- Buy Birthright and wait another 1234+ hours as Birthright downloads, play as female
- Marry Ryoma
- Wait for Revelation
- Buy Revelation and wait another 1234+ hours as Revelation downloads, play as female
- Marry Jakob
- Replay all theee games as a male character