(Walks up to a podium, and taps the microphone) Testing, testing, 1,2,3. (Slight pause, as I read the cards in my hand. Another pause. Throws cards out the nearest window.) *clears throat* Hello, I am Valiare. I saw FESS and wanted to join, only to find out it closed down. But I was reading something on it and it mentioned this site so I thought I'd check it out. I like what I see, so you'll be seeing alot more of me. Thank you! (Bows slightly and exits, stage right.)