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158 I hate, because I have a mate who likes to use clickbait. He's always late, so I have decided to close the gate. But he has left a plate, so I will donate it. Apparently he also participated in Watergate, and increased the deathrate. I challenged him to a game of chess and won with a checkmate. My sister branded him "deadweight" and made him feast on a meal of phosphate and chlorate. He ate, and is now a really good paperweight. In other words: I had a bedmate, of whom I will decimate. I don't regret making this story.

106 But that's Ka-yay-day's lie, isn't it?

96 69, but worse. Like 69 isn't already a terrible number anyway.

I gotta go continue playing Persona 5. I just Yusuke "Best Boy" Kitagawa. Excuse me while I go do that. 30

24 is twice 12 which is triple 4.

24 is my favorite number in general.

7 "Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.” - Funny Valentine, the 23rd President of the United States of America.

5 A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "Hey," bumbumbum "got any grapes?"

Honestly I just typed the first thing that came to mind. 56

49 Take on me. Take me on. I'll be gone, in a day or two.

*Ha, jokes on you I like ice cold water* *Takes a sword out and literally cuts through the next poster's words.*

Is it safe to assume stuff went down while I finally became a good child and went to sleep before midnight and attended school? 17

But, why? 1

It has that Ace Attorney feel for some reason, and I like Ace Attorney. Aside from that, it sounds like the generic battle music every Action JRPG has. 6.98/10 Ikoroshia - Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

To quote the ever wise Jotaro Kujo: "Yare Yare Daze." 1

But what other point to the internet is there? Doing research? Contacting family and friends in mere seconds unlike back in early yesteryear? In other words you are right and I regret everything. 43

Apparently the anime community is working on creating a cryptocurrency that is given to you if you watch/share/review anime or manga which can be used to buy stuff like merch and go to conventions. It's supposed to be released in the summer of this year. 28

Guys, I did it. I found one of those fanfictions. I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed that I managed to complete this task, but I did it. I now regret doing it. 22

Do it, and join the dark side. We may not have a lot, but I must say the First Order Officers are a real nice bonus. All according to keikaku. 18

13 plus 2000 equals the year that My Chemical Romance broke up.

Scream in confusion as I have no idea what's going on.