SMEDIA
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Well, the Uncle Ben’s rice guy is immortal, but Spider Man’s Uncle Ben has died thousands of times in multiple parallel universes.
Am I the only one who really hates Spider Man’s wife, Mary Jane?
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Reward the Eevee for trying
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Donate a lot of money to the orphanage, then burn it down.
Is The Simpsons going to run forever?
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See if the Eevee can help shovel the snow.
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No; I don’t trust little girls with guns
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Because the bus companies discriminate against women.
Why didn’t any of MY schools have a Magic School Bus!?
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Play the Song of Time so you can bet on sporting events and become a millionaire.
Donald Trump suspiciously invites you to the White House to appear on live tv. It’s obvious he really hates you though.
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The date goes well; she likes his strength and agility; he admires her agility and skill with the sword.
Serra and Matthew; Serra has been ordered to stay as close as possible to Matthew anywhere he goes.
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No, it’s galloping
Do you think Barney the Dinosaur likes all the jokes kids make about killing him?
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Keep it; it’s yours
Everyone you know erroneously believes you died. When they see you again, they assume you tried to fake your own death.
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By seducing your kidnapper.
The proper way to sleep with your best friend’s wife without letting anyone else know is...
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Try to make a signal Fire, obviously.
A close friend of yours won’t stop discussing crazy conspiracy theories and it’s starting to make you look bad in front of other people.
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I guess buy it a can of dog food? I can’t adopt it, though...
You’re trying to walk home by yourself, but a street walker that you don’t want to solicit is following closely behind.
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Geronimo!
Your microwave just exploded and caused a huge fire. You have no way to put out the fire.
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I’m sorry; I don’t speak drunk talk.
If a super villain wanted to kill Donald Trump as part of his evil plot for world domination and only you knew how to stop him every step of the way, would you let them get away with killing Trump first before stopping him?
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Let the Eevee play outside in the snow.
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Go ahead and steal everybody’s lunch at work. Keep doing it until you get fired. You probably shouldn’t be working there if that’s going on.
Your mom is far more affectionate and loving towards one of your siblings and it’s eating you up inside. What do you do?
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Pin it to a wall
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Steal everything from him while he’s passed out (including his clothes), hide them, then call the police. He’ll probably learn his lesson.
You’re at a bar and a female bartender picks a fight with you in front of everyone.
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by asking the Cookie Monster to help you.
The proper way to confirm that Bert and Ernie are gay is...
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Dance with the Eevee
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Since you’re probably useless in combat, and since Nino is useless no matter what, just ask the tactician to let you play with Nino all day.
You wake up and find a very large amount of cocaine under your bed. What do you do with it?
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by resorting to tossing your gun at your opponent
The proper way to write an offensive letter to a celebrity that gets a response is...
The "Proper" Way To Do What the Above Poster Says
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The proper way to steal your best friend’s prized comic book collection is...