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SMEDIA

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  1. They would end up colliding and cause an explosion. This is what happened with the Big Bang.

    Why do people praise Chrono Trigger’s story (which is about time travel) when early in the story they use the Grandfather’s Paradox as a gimmick (which is why I didn’t take the story seriously from then on out)?

  2. I’ve had this idea even before I finished playing FE7.

    Story: After the events of FE7, Erk and Serra are about to wed. However, a magic portal opens and teleports them to another world. This world is full of demons, monsters, etc. The leader of this world, who happens to be a demon himself, is experimenting with magic portals (the same kind of portal that transported Erk and Serra) so himself and his demons can take over and destroy the human world of FE7. It is then up to Erk and Serra to navigate this world and stop the head demon.

    Gameplay: The game is for two players. The player controlling Erk must run around attacking enemies with magic (he has unlimited magic). The player controlling Serra must heal herself by standing still; she can heal Erk by the two of them standing next to each other for a short while (she too has unlimited magic). But why do we need a healer? Because the enemies and bosses of the game have a few unavoidable attacks. Thus, it is important if both players can effectively dodge as many attacks as they can while finding moments in the enemy patterns to heal.

    Thoughts?

  3. 7/10

    There happens to be an outside bar on the edge of a cliff. There’s a bar tender and two drunk men. One of the drunk men says “Hey! Look at me!” He then literally jumps off the cliff and then immediately floats back to the bar. The other drunk says “Wtf?” The drunk that jumped off does it again and again and he says “It’s a magic cliff! If you jump off, you’ll float right back up! I swear it!” So the other guy says “Ok!” He then musters his courage and jumps off. The bar tender then looks at the one remaining drunk and says “Superman! What did I tell you about killing my customers!?”

  4. Unless your friend is ugly and can’t find other attractive guys, tell your friend to dump him.

     

    Let’s change the previous question a bit; let’s say I have a very attractive stalker; she’s crazy because she can’t discern the difference between fantasy and reality.  What should I do because I have a very hard time meeting attractive women?

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