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Prior to THE BOULDER'S T3, I'm pretty sure CAPTAIN PHANTOM could have solo'd that ship.
Now he's weakened, and might need a tiny bit of help.
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Yeah, and Ross/Ewan managed to stay their same class. I guess it's to be expected :(
Also, Orson stayed his same character slot too!
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Welcome back to another exciting episode of THE BOULDER AND CAPTAIN PHANTOM!
First up...
And why not use an Elysian Whip? Not like I have anyone else to use the goddamn thing on. You may be wondering why he gets +7 MAG and +6 SPD. BECAUSE HE'S THE BOULDER, DUH!
CAPTAIN PHANTOM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Eh he'll get stronk again, even if THE BOULDER has to solo the entirety of the ruins all by himself.
[spoiler=Chapter 10 get!]
Welcome back! On this chapter we get two new units!
Queen Turtlebop, with her speed that makes even THE BOULDER before his promotion cringe! (Her stats otherwise look pretty nice, plus I FINALLY HAVE A FLIER SWEET JESUS, MARTHA!
Aaaaaand my first bow user! ...Wow... that took long enough.
Anyway, he comes with an Elysian whip and since I have no use for those currently (I might in the future maybe???) I change it to something else.
Better.
This guy has a skill booster, and that item is going STRAIGHT to my sexy bael!
These two have great items! Unfortunately, I did not get them, as the chapter is apparently a Survival chapter and I did not realize this until I saw the glowing Last Turn bit. I am truly a fool.
Neat.
I did manage to get this item though, so yay.
L'Almighty Goddess and her 19~ DEF means the wimpy but fast fighters stand no chance. Weapon triangle be damned!
THE BOULDER is equally impenetrable!
Gotta love how Mercs are waaaaay faster and tougher than Myrms. Enemy myrms are basically cannon fodder at this point in the game.
If you were a bullet, I'd shoot you at THE BENCH.
Neat. Also, I moved him to the top left for... reasons. (Ie: No fliers, so he can now be recruited)
You could stand to be a little..... better.
I have no idea how Lute survives, but she does, albeit with 1 HP.
All keikaku to the accordion.
God Vanessa, I even autoleveled you to 10. Can't you be better?
Lute can't double anything for shit, but goddamn if she doesn't hit like a firetruck.
Last level of the chapter.
Hey L'Almighty Goddess, I got a present for you.
After the chapter was over I did a quick run through the ruins with a Fado solo and Tethys once at level 3, so she could get this chest. Now Fado has S-Light and crits even more often. Guess who will be fighting the Demon King?
[spoiler=Growths again]
Growths:
HP: 30%
STR: 50%
SKL: 35%
SPD: 15%
LUK: 45%
DEF: 35%
RES: 50%
Komments: Not bad. Pretty balanced! That SPD ain't reaching double digits, but at least I have a flying magic user now! Too bad about that 5 movement though :/
Klok Rates: 6-7/10.Growths:
HP: 40%
STR: 55%
SKL: 55%
SPD: 75%
LUK: 30%
DEF: 0%
RES: 55%
Komments: Wow, super epic archer! No DEF, yeah, and HP could be better, but in all honesty, he's pretty dang OK! Unfortunately... he's an archer. And this isn't FE8CM. So he'll still end up sucking.
Klok Rates: 6/10. -
Spiders aren't that scary.
Black widows aren't even that bad.
JUMPING SPIDERS HOWEVER COME FROM A PLACE IN HELL WE SHANT SPEAK OF
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The DK/Lyon don't randomize their classes, so nope.
if anything I'll make them even more powerful!!!!
Also, keep in mind that Syrene has higher STR/DEF/RES caps than Myrrh does, so she gets even more benefit from the dragon stone. -
Oops XD, I meant to say it was THE BOULDER nearly killed. Would have helped if I took other screenshots.
Yeah, because he only had like 6 hitrate on Fado. THE BOULDER has almost no avo at all and horrible LUK.
In other news:
The boss of the tower isn't half as scary as that one OP entombed in the mid right that's always there. He's SO stronk!
Edit:
Apparently enemies can start spawned inside the walls??
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KLOK THAT'S MINE! Stop!
Yeti started it first, you plebian. '3'
natasha nooo, prove our worth keeping!
*you're
and fuck, that 4 move makes her literally useless. She did nothing this chapter except kill a cleric.
When will we get a full update? :( I have no patience.
NOW!
Welcome back to the hardest chapter of my LIFE. I spent three hours on this chapter and took 100+ images. Somehow, this did not become a two parter.
[spoiler=Last time, on LOST]
So we start off the chapter with these two new units aaaaaand theysuckabagofdicks. So, I went into the CUE editors and autoleveled them both to level 10. The result was:
Better. At least mildly usable. I suppose it's kind of cheating, I just didn't want to deal with shitty units from here on out, so I'll likely be autoleveling newbies to a reasonable spot.
As for the units, yay an Eirika lord to use that prologue rapier, finally! Aaaaand anothergoddamnknight. Not impressed/10.
And here we can see DA KREW! Ismaire is pretty much dead weight at this point, so I ditch her. Syrene is more useful because of that dragonstone.
Now, at the beginning of the game, I rated THE BOULDER the same as Ewan, 2/10. Clearly though, that is not the case. In a game where almost all of my units are 40 HP or less this late in, he's a god send. He tanks magic attacks, his DEF is good, and he has a fuckton of HP. He makes for a great wall, even against all the enemies that double him. His offense is OK too because he can hit RES and 13 MAG isn't as terrible as expected. He also has pretty OK staff utility thanks to capped resistance, and finally, he's a goddamn summoner in a game where a weak distraction every turn is a GODSEND.
Thus, I am revising his rating to 7/10!
Ephraim starts us off with a bang. Let's just say, it's hammer time.
I spent a lot of this chapter quietly contemplating ways to get that wind sword. Will I succeed? WAIT AND SEE!
1. It's hilarious that the sleep staff units have only 5 resistance.
2. What's not hilarious is they manage to put one of my units to sleep later on... with a 12~% hitrate.
If I had the power of foresight, I'd have entered this chapter with as many horse and armor slaying weapons as possible, but especially horseslayers. These cavaliers were complete cocksuckers.
Vanessa can break her way out of hyere, but that mage will utterly shred her, even when autoleveled. I bet her growths SUCK because 10 autolevels barely raised her stats at all.
This priest, with 5 RES, uses a sleep staff on my phantom and fails. Three times. Gosh, that phantom must have a crapload of RES or something, maybe that's why the priest can't hit-
LOL
Can't hit a guy with 0 RES. That's so lame. Omg.
CAPTAIN PHANTOM'S damage bites, but at this point I use him more for a reliable dodge bot and a distraction since enemies still primarily target him. I can't imagine playing this game now without CAPTAIN PHANTOM. It just wouldn't be the same.
They used to be a threat earlier in the game, but most axeman now only have like ~6~ STR, so they can't even damage Ephraim.
Every time you get +2 STR, my heart sings.
You suck so fucking bad.
For some reason, all the enemies including L'Arachel start charging up north, presumably to attack Vanessa.
These cavs have soooooooooooooooooooo much defense. Like... my god.
Eat a dick.
W-what the hell are you doing?
Oh god, Vanessais surrounded, and she has no vulneraries or any way of fighting back!!! Luckily...
I find a blind spot in between a melee merc and a melee knight. Hopefully no longbow users come up here.
Seth, Fado, and Tethys pretty much did everything this level. I'm gonna have to grind Ephraim up a bunch between chapters so he can be more useful though.
You thought you could just spawn down here without my permission? THINK AGAIN!
Saleh may be offensively useless, but his high HP means he can occasionally take a blow if needed. I filed this under "still unlikely".
She's still safe in this spot. For now.
MFW Seth almost dies because of a horseslayer out of nowhere. Some people might think GK's are great, but being weak to all the effective weapons as well as magic is not exactly good.
Suddenly the enemies up north move away, allowing the mage to attack Vanessa!!! Will she live? WILL SHE DIE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON-
Oh never mind, turns out there was another blind spot that opened up.
And then I accidentally killed my tank. Thank god for savestates!
"Eyyy girl, what say you and me... make like a tree... and get wood..."
This randomizer still allows units to walk on walls. Lmao. If you put the glitch in, I will abuse it.
This tickling does not hurt Ephraim. It only makes him more powerful!
You're SO shitty, you can't even damage a knight?! Come on!
k.
https://youtu.be/ueid02cwIv0?t=9s
STILL SAFE! Who needs a condom when you can just avoid the danger!
I can even summon on top of walls!
Fado's 23 SPD makes him the fastest member of my team. Coupled with high MAG and hitting RES, he's the most powerful offensive unit on the team.
Syrene ain't too bad either.
FUCK YOU
This guy with luna critted. Nearly killed THE BOULDER in one shot. That was scary.
CAPTAIN PHANTOM soloed this guy all by himself.
He even got the dropped door key and released the prisoner by himself. Mother fucker is like a 1 man undead army.
YOINK!
Damn. /rewind a savestate
GOD DAMN.
Neat!
HEAVY PANTING
In FE8CM, the caps will be less underwhelming. There will actually be a cap difference for Rogue and Assassin.
The poll was almost unanimously in favor of giving Tethys the robe, however...
1. Tethys has HP growth, Seth does not
2. Tethys has 20 DEF/RES. She also has a ton of AVO. She doesn't need more HP.
3. Since he can't gain HP and also has lower than preferred RES, Seth needs the HP.
Case closed!
Pull this out for the newly rescued Vanessa!
You make me cum.
Then on the next turn after taking a HARD ONE to the face, she still dodges a sleep stave.
K.
Success! By sending my 28 RES unit up there, the wind sword was useless, so he switched to the Slim Sword to hit me, and thus...
I get the wind sword! Hurray!
Turns taken: WHO GIVES A SHIT!
[spoiler=Growths!]
Growths:
HP: 45%
STR: 70%
SKL: 40%
SPD: 30%
LUK: 50%
DEF: 50%
RES: 40%
Komments: First off, wow what balanced growths! Second, how the fuck did a 5 RES priest manage to put you to sleep? I call HAX! Anyway, pretty OK stats, give her a decent weapon and a bit of grinding and she'll turn out pretty competent! That HP is still pretty bad though :B
Klok Rates: 7/10!
Growths:
HP: 25%
STR: 45%
SKL: 30%
SPD: 65%
LUK: 40%
DEF: 45%
RES: 25%
Komments: Two units in a row that don't suck?! It must be my lucky day! Now despite that crappy HP growth, she starts with almost 40 HP, so it's not a big deal. The rest of her stats are pretty competent. Also, she can finally use that goddamn rapier.
Klok Rates: 7/10!
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I frogot.
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Yes. Would it work well? No. It would be horribly glitchy and unless the summon wielded axes, completely useless.
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Wait this run doesn't have buffed enemy growths?!
Aaaaaand unsubscribe.
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Hey man, at least your lord isn't totally fucking useless, bro.
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Ana has the most posts out of everyone, I think. 19.9k.
FML
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Co-commentary only works if you've already soloed the game once, and either got stuck or it was so dull you bring in a second voice to liven it up. Starting solo is always preferred. By me at least.
I also felt the Morph's Last Stand, while not a great submission, was more entertaining to watch once I brought Seph1212/FrenchFroodle in. Him and I seemed to be on similar wavelengths when we co-commentated.Exactly like this.
in Ragefest 3, we got Bullet Hell Madness, which was uploaded as a co-commentary after complaints that the non-blind run wasn't as enjoyable as the blind co-commentary. In fact... I believe it was you Klok who said the co-commentary was better. That's not to say you're not allowed to change your mind, but uh... yeah, that was a thing.And pretty much this. You did solo first, it sucked, then you did a co-commentary and it was better.
There's also a decided difference between Ephraim225 who does commentaries on his own (Not to mention Trent), and other random people who are too nervous to be interesting.
No offense to boring people. >_<
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The other option is the top posters of the day link, but then you can only see those who are... top posters... and it's like 20 people tops.
http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?app=forums&module=extras§ion=stats
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There's also a big level of awkwardness between Marc, a seasoned LPer, and random hack creator 101, who has likely never done a commentary. You can also feel tension in the air, like something funny comes up on screen and Marc almost forces a laugh because the creator is listening, and what could have been a genuinely humorous moment is killed and sounds fake. It's even worse when something isn't funny at all and a laugh is still forced.
This isn't even Marc or the creator's fault, this is just social dynamics in play. It's like when your friend Larry shows you that funny cat video from 2009 you've seen a dozen times and he smiles at you expectantly. Get it? It's a kitty doing something funny! You have to laugh now or you're an asshole.
Finally, I'm not saying illuminati or anything, but no creator who had a co-commentary ever won a ragefest.
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You can also just search the poster's name and it will tell you.
Nope?
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Nobody wants to post here anymore :(
Anyway, another micro update! Playing Saleh's route, and a few images before starting the next chapter!
Fado is DESTROYING as a bishop. 15 monsters have called in restraining orders on him.
Natasha is looking more and more like a benchwarmer, in the meantime.
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I always prefer normal recordings. Playing the hacks with the creator present kills the suspense, as they always tend to ruin any surprises long before they pop up. The back and forth talking also kills any actual interesting commentary.
That's just me though?
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I wanted to announce Ragefest V's deadline soon
I assumed RF5 was going to be next year...
Guess I won't be here until RF6.
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W-welp, that... was... athos mode... ha... ha...
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Even with dark magic, he'll cap at 10 MAG. Not very impressive.
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Wanna know what someone's post count is?
1. Add them to your friends list
2. Go here http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?app=members&module=profile§ion=friends&do=list
3. Win
Alright, where's my money.
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I'm pretty sure Marc won't complete this ragefest until late september. At the earliest.
Teq plays what Klok says: FE8 randomized [COMPLETE]
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I love how completely different your characters are to mine XD