[Presidency to be determined tonight]

Now that is amusing.

[The What are you doing atm topic]

I'm at work.

[I am the Lorax]

You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

[I am the Lorax]

I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

[I am the Lorax]

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

[I am the Lorax]

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

[I am the Lorax]

The only true wisdom consists in knowing, that you know nothing.

[I am the Lorax]

The lady in that car over there said that Marco Polo was in the year 1275.

[I am the Lorax]

You are handling the oddities of time travel with the greatest of ease!

[I am the Lorax]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[I am the Lorax]

Inertia is a property of matter.

[I am the Lorax]

I speak for the trees.

[HOW CAN THIS BE?!]

That is what I get for being tired and browsing the forum.

[HOW CAN THIS BE?!]

Are you sure it has anything to do with you in the first place? Maybe they speak of a different Matt.

[Your Abosolute FAVOURITE Character.]

I think I have made it quite clear my favorite is Seth.

[Change in signature rule]

If it is over by a tiny amount like that, I don't see anything wrong with it.

[Let's play money making game.]

100 Rupees.

[Let's play money making game.]

Both

[Let's play money making game.]

Pay me for the door repair charge.

[What's up]

Welcome aboard!

[Hello Friends]

Welcome aboard.

[I have arrived.]

Welcome aboard.

[Unlimited Name Changes?]

Most people have a hard enough time keeping track of them as it is.

[The Guy Topic]

Hey, if Marvin Gaye, one of the most legendary Mowtown singer could beat his wife, then so can I!

If your woman gets out of line, you gotta take action!

Hang on, my wife ain't cleaning the dishes.

(Beats up some anime girl) "BITCH!!! I told you to clean them, don't fuck with me!"

Okay, since none of you guys are getting the irony, Google "Steve Wilkos".

This is getting out of hand. Stop with the sexist remarks.

[Soundwave Superior!]

I will crush you with my bare hands! Die, Autobot! First Prime, then Ultra Magnus, and now you. It's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense a satisfaction now!