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Banned for being excessively theoretical.

Banned for juggling a dozen games at once (even though I do the same thing myself)

Does not have a picture of the green-haired Gaiden co-protag as their avatar.

*disregards the mental influence of the previous poster’s attack* *uses blizzard to freeze the next poster, dealing 15 damage and preventing movement*

*transcends matter to phase through the door* *attacks using a silver sword and activates Sol skill, landing a critical hit and regenerating 30 HP*

Awakening was my first and will always hold a special place in my heart because of that (even with its many flaws and lackluster story). That said, having played other FE games (3H, PoR, Shadow Dragon, New Mystery, Fates: BR and RV, SoV, Blazing Blade) since then, I can say that my favorite is currently tied between Path of Radiance and Blazing Blade. They both have excellent narratives, great, memorable characters, and the same rewarding pre-Awakening classic FE gameplay that I can really appreciate (even if I still die somewhat frequently on easy).

Is not obviously confused as to whether he is a dragon or an entity made entirely of flames.

Banned for not stopping him from making the universe implode.

Banned because enjoying banning is wrong.

Threatening them with my axe if they don’t move faster. The proper way to have a tea party with your students is...

I would only speak Mandarin Chinese for a week. WYR be married to a yandere or a tsundere?

*throws mountain spring water on Satanael and he melts into a puddle* *intending to slap the next poster, I give them a right hook instead because my Airhead skill kicks in*

Banned for posting song lyrics when you clearly hate music in geneal.

Secretly has never played New Mystery, and stole that picture of a paladin Roger’s stats from someone else who actually put in the effort to get those stats.

I do not desire to be a paladin, but I truly yearn to express the softest, fluffiest thoughts of my soul through dance for all the world to see.

Banned because you unleashed the The.

Banned because I can’t sleep either.

*uses advanced technical skills to escape DOS mode* *pelts the next poster with figs while they are trying to sleep*

Has listened to the aforementioned song and loves it. No, seriously. It’s one of my favorite video game songs and one of the best things to come from Fates. Here’s a link to my favorite version of it. It’s a duet between the original person who sang the song, Rena Strober, and Matt Mercer (who voiced Shigure, Azura’s son in Fates and sang a different verse and chorus for the DLC). The Japanese version is also very nice. https://youtu.be/uTy9v_N7YmI

Thinks that Lost in Thoughts All Alone is the worst FE song ever.

To go back in time through the Outrealms, steal a knight’s armor, and experience it yourself. The proper way to chop fruit is...

I am a proud Nohrian. May Hoshido and their lobster King die!

Binding Blade is their least favorite FE. I didn’t like it and got bored very quickly. But to each their own.

Banned for being a supporter of Hoshido.

Is someone who is great at Fire Emblem and can play Hector Hard Mode with no deaths blind.