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Lorenz is da best XD LOLLL HEHE LORENZ LORARNZ

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I mean, we all do (and ftr Dimitri x Marrianne is better).

Why do i have the BEST taste in FE guys tho?

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Dorothea and/or Hilda.

 

And you?

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Claude. Why did that need asked?

 

And yours?

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Kris is just... kris.

 

Am i the village forum weirdo?

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Spoiler

We could have Rhea as a shapeshifter too maybe?

 

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I don't know kaga.

Does anybody else want to answer this?

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13 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

Wants Dimitri as her husbando.

(I prefer Claude but Dimitri is better than say... ignatz?)

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Wants Bob Ross as his vassal

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They have no gender. Banned.

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Veronica is smol (kinda, anyway), which is fun to see on a villain.

I don't know much about the others tho; haven't played enough.

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Claudorte is too sacred to say without the blessing of Claudorte himself.

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Nope, saving the best (second best, since it has no claude) for last.

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

Why is the video i'm making for film editing class set to god shattering star?

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Because it's actually:

Claude > Edelgard > Dimitri but that doesn't mean Dimitri's bad because i still love him a lot just not his hair

 

And Claude does have the best hair. I mean seriously. The best.

Why am i obsessed with Claude?

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(Thank god the above was a lie.)

Hates Dimitri almost as much as he hates Edelgard.

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Are you confused? Claude is best boy. Not Dimitri (But he's not bad either).

 

Why is Dimitri's pre-timeskip hairstyle disgusting?

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2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

What, push Edelgard off a building? It was a hypothetical thing. (Ninja'd But i still have that answer forever)

 

Why do i really like Dimitri now?

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Banned because you didn't tell us what it is.

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Likes claude as much as i do.

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Because Claudes wyvern will not permit you to be well rested.

 

If i push Edelgard off of a building, how many stories can she fall off and still live?

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Just now, DragonFlames said:

Didn't rightfully call me cruel.

Sorry! I thought this was the "facts" thread for a second there! My bad! >.<

No it's fine. It was a great roast!

now it's my turn to tell a lie about you.

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Is a 3rd gen dragon.

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Good luck w your first day!

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1 minute ago, DragonFlames said:

Is Claude's waifu.

But that's the truth.... wait if you're saying that's a lie...

HOW CRUEL! :0  VILE BEAN

lol

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Who knows. People are weird (No offense i'm just joking).

 

Why is Catherine so underrated?

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I do really want Tiki because

1. Tiki is stronk
2. Tiki is babey

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Doesn't catch fish for flayn