Sooks

Granted, but no one knows I don’t who that is so they gave him Marth’s appearance and personality I wish for a sequel to three houses where Abyss is fleshed out a bit more

Only Fire Emblem game they’ve ever played is Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Encore

because that would see both families working together and we only want to tease that possibility here, gotta get that Revelations money

Banned because refined tactics aren’t my style

Banned because I’m not exactly paleo friendly

that time it made it seem like it was going to have a good plot by saying that you fight to change within and having very good beginning chapters

Banned because you really should, frosties are really good

Granted, but this causes every other spectator to riot ending with the guaranteed death of the character that killed the spectator I wish ambush spawns didn’t exist

Banned because that’s true and I might get some hopefully

Banned because the nearest Wendy’s is 8 minutes away

Granted, but the only map with grass on it is the tutorial I wish FE had come out outside of Japan since the beginning

Banned because I could really go for a burger

Extremely allergic to the outdoors

Secretly related to someone high up in IS and had all of the ideas behind Fates

Secretly ships Seteth and Flayn

Granted, but the only way to beat the game is to beat all of the gaiden chapters in order to receive the only weapon that can damage the final boss I wish early FEs didn’t have a support limit

Secretly ships Edelgard and Rhea

Granted, but every character starts on a wyvern without the weakness to bows I wish FE7 cut all its filler chapters

Banned because I really should relate at this hour

Granted, but the music team will only record the theme in a middle school band room performed by 6th graders who just got their oboes and can’t read music I wish Smash had an FE rep that didn’t use a sword (hot take I know)

how conquest’s story should have gone Wish granted, but the character is so poor that he nor his friend could afford coconuts which only grow in a foreign island and the only way to acquire them is a drop off the final boss. I wish most FE archers were good

Banned because my afternoon was not hyper good

Granted, but their puns are so bad that the rest of your team (including your lord), die immediately, causing a game over every time someone dies. I wish the next FE avatar won’t be treated like a god by everyone who breathes in the same room as them

Granted but every not perfect button press is a weird Camilla moaning noise from the new Conquest dlc I wish Roy was good for most of fe6 (This is a really fast reply huh 🤔)

Granted, but this will cause the entire enemy army to become obsessed with poking the player’s, having the same affect on their army, soft locking the game as all you can do every turn is poke the enemy and watch them poke you on their turn. I wish Revelations didn’t exist.