[spoiler=Do not open this.]
[spoiler=No seriously. Don't.]
[spoiler=Do you want to bleach your eyes?]
[spoiler=Why are you still clicking these spoilers open?]
[spoiler=...]
[spoiler=I mean, if you're that set on opening this, then...]
[spoiler=By all means, do what you want.]
[spoiler=Just don't tell me that I didn't want you.]
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[spoiler=Don't look!]
[spoiler=This is embarrassing.]
[spoiler=Omg.]
[spoiler=Go away, I said.]
[spoiler=You really don't want to see this.]
[spoiler=Ugh, FINE. But I DID warn you.]