Tingle
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.
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A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum.
Edit: People posting at the same time as me... :o
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<< A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with...>>
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<<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot, to find...>>
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<<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when...>>
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I can use my vast wealth to sick an army of counter assassins on you while I sleep.
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Some weeaboos, tons of emo. A place where nothing good or useful comes from.
What about teh awesome band and video game shirts? I'd like to die in a fiery explosion visible from space.
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Magical Purple reveals your hidden message! :P
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And I'm not wearing pants. Coincidence? I think not!
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I'm sitting on a bomb ATM. I kinda wanna find a nicer, less explodey chair now. D:
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Lol, I had pancakes for breakfast. Suck 4 j00. lolololololol!!11!!!1!1!1
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You sure you didn't get the nosebleed while looking at certain... images while eating chocolate?
The Official Ultima Super Battle Cruise Fortress Topic Deluxe!
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It'll form a new barrier for itself and absorb all of Serenes Forest, becoming Super-Ultima and ruling the internet with an iron fist.