[If your idea of a good time is watching your cat hunt bugs, don't bother asking people out]

So you had a chance to ask someone out, but you decided not to in favor of observing your cat?

[Don't sweat the small things, because size doesn't matter]

It was like a graph, with one axis showing thickness, and the other length, and at different points, it would be different colors depending on if chicks digged it or not.

[Has this ever happened...]

Almost everytime I faint I throw up immediately afterwards. The first time I fainted though, Yankee Doodle started playing in my head.

[It is a strange thing to witness Metal Arc coming up with his advice.]

A true master at work.

[Don't sweat the small things, because size doesn't matter]

Nah, man, size matters. Especially DOWN THERE.

[It is a strange thing to witness Metal Arc coming up with his advice.]

He will mutter to himself and type stuff till it makes sense. It is quite strange.

[My Ninja Info Cards]

I was expecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards from you, DH.

[The Official Ultima Super Battle Cruise Fortress Topic Deluxe!]

If we could get everyone on the forum to post in Ultima once and then again, we might get close to passing FE4.

[I. Am From the Future.]

But you don't exist in the future, and if you from the past goes to the you ten years in the future, you will wake up in a coffin and the ten years older than you corpse will appear in the past.

[Zombie Survival Sheet]

...How did you know?

So you don't wear pants?

[Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend?]

Captain Syrup? I thought they hated each other.

Well, I'm just going by the fact that she calls him handsome every chance she gets.

[Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend?]

Oh, and there's also the pirate lady in Wario Land: Shake It.

[Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend?]

I'd personally go for the one to the right of Rule 63 Wario, but who knows what his tastes in women are.

[Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend?]

But it's what's on the inside that counts... Or is every girl in the Mushroom Kingdom that shallow?

[Why doesn't Wario have a girlfriend?]

I mean, he's got money, he's got power, and chicks dig that. Plus Mario and Luigi have Peach and Daisy, so that definitely means Wario could have a girlfriend. Something to think about. XD

[When you finally recieve your just desserts, ask for alot of hot fudge sauce]

Mmm, dessert...

[Girls - Analysis #3]

Looking at all the girls I liked, it's pretty much short girls FTW.

[Mifune likes children]

Your candy (sometimes) tastes bad. >

[Who watches the Watchmen?]

Heh. Got a link?

Here's your daily dose of ignorance.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090227/en_nm/...4pNiVU4ADxb.nQA

[If there were more Animal Crossings in the world, there'd be less roadkill on our streets]

Lol. Animal Crossing.

[Who watches the Watchmen?]

Nope, cause Reuters tried to write a review, and it was obviously written by someone who didn't read the graphic novel. Cause they hated on everything that was an integral part of the book. And it'd probably be more fun to watch after reading it anyways.

[Who watches the Watchmen?]

Wow, I think I'm going to kill you.

You don't have to kill me, kill MTV for telling me this. Crazy director-guy said he changed the ending and answered questions about it after some people got to see the movie 3 weeks before it came out. But anyways, I read part of Watchmen: The Film Companion, and from all the pictures I've seen, all the character designs are freaking spot-on.

[Who watches the Watchmen?]

I'm probably going to obsessively love the movie while I'm watching it, and switch to hate mode for the squid exclusion. >.>

[Who watches the Watchmen?]

Epic lolz, dude. Although he probably wouldn't hate adaptations of his movies if League of Extraordinary Gentleman didn't suck so hard.

[There's no point in going through a drive thru if you have to get out of your car anyway]

Metal's already fat, so no worries.