Serious_Bollock

But being too Serious may hurt your real Seriousness! You need to control the Seriousness, unless you want to become ultra-Serious. But then the Seriousness would corrupt your Serious mind and you will become 100% Un-Serious which would destroy the entire cause of being SERIOUS!

But that requires work dear Clone! The bank, China and all that stuff is too far away AAANNNDDD I can't afford to take my Un-Seriousnes off this Clone-gibberish until i've become the last Man/Clone/Serious (thing) standing!

All of you are mere copies of ME! Get Serious.