Seph Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 (edited) I wonder how Zephiel and Idoun's sex life was. Zephiel watching Idoun slit her wrist and go teen angsty must be a turn on for him. Three words: Zephiel used Exaccus. Edited January 5, 2009 by Julius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 (edited) Hey guys, My name is Idoun, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, anti-human emo fucker who spends every second of his day killing and hating humans despite he is one. He is everything bad with today's human. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their dragon "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of his family issues and dragon on human lust, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than finding nude pics of myself on the internet. Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the Dragon/Humans for Equality Club, and vice-president of the Math Club. I also had a thing for Roy. I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met Zephiel (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's the Uncle Tom of Humans, and I want to kill him. Please help me! Pic Related: It's me. Edited January 5, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 (edited) Oh yeah.....didn't it also say how despite her high position, Lilina loves to frolic and play in mud. Oddly enough, Hector never tried to break her of the habit. Another fun fact is that Lilina is exactly as big as just one of Gonzales's arms. Weighing at 95 pounds, she's definitely not as heavy one of his arms, which weigh 150 pounds each. Roy has . . . "pictures" of Lilina and Ceclia mud wrestling on his hard drive. Pretty hot shit. Gonzales is the ancestor of the Hulk AND he abuses steroids. And..you got this infor from? I'm an intern in-house musician, designer, and writer for Nintendo. They gave me all infomation about the series since they noticed I'm a huge fan of Fire Emblem. No bull. Three words: Zephiel used Exaccus. And Idoun's vagina haven't been the same ever since. Edited January 5, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Hey guys,My name is Idoun, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, anti-human emo fucker who spends every second of his day killing and hating humans despite he is one. He is everything bad with today's human. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their dragon "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of his family issues and dragon on human lust, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than finding nude pics of myself on the internet. Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the Dragon/Humans for Equality Club, and vice-president of the Math Club. I also had a thing for Roy. I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met Zephiel (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's the Uncle Tom of Humans, and I want to kill him. Please help me! Pic Related: It's me. Woah...that is one cry for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Roy has . . . "pictures" of Lilina and Ceclia mud wrestling on his hard drive. It was photoshopped, I checked. It is pretty convincing, since Lilina does love to roll around a lot. All Roy had to do was take a picture of Cecilia face down and WAM, convincing fake mud wrestling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 Woah...that is one cry for help. I would help her out but I'm not along to be 50 feet near her. Damn corrupt justice system. They planted my DNA in her house! It was photoshopped, I checked. It is pretty convincing, since Lilina does love to roll around a lot. All Roy had to do was take a picture of Cecilia face down and WAM, convincing fake mud wrestling! Damn horny bastard. Is he that much of a sex freak that he would do something like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Damn horny bastard. Is he that much of a sex freak that he would do something like that? Meh, it could have been worse. Still, Lilina was crying when she found out. Gonzales didn't give Roy a good day afterwords. I think Roy's arms are still broken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 (edited) Meh, it could have been worse. Still, Lilina was crying when she found out. Gonzales didn't give Roy a good day afterwords. I think Roy's arms are still broken! Roy still had his arms after that? What did Cecilia do? (Going off topic a bit by trying a new series) Hey Breeders, My name is Heather, and I would feed every single one of you. All of you are, tight, scrumptious, dishes who spend every second of their day looking at man-on-woman pornography. You are everything straight in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any turned out a girl? I mean, I guess it's fun having sex with people of the opposite gender because of your sexual orientation, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even less gay (but more gross) than Sual having missionary sex with Dorothy Don't be a Laguz. Just hit me with your best strap-on. I'm pretty much a lesbian. I was vice president of GLADD, and the founder of The Fire Emblem Gay/Stright Alliance. What clubs are you in, other than your pathetic hate groups? I also get straight ladies to turn down my propositions, and have a harem of banging hot chicks (they just ate me out and each other; Shit was SO HAWT). You are all breeders who should try kissing girls. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: Its me but I have a picture of Nephene and myself from Rule 34. Edited January 5, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Bleh....... BLEGOYAVICH!!!!! Sorry, I was just puking at your post. What was it supposed to be anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Bleh....... BLEGOYAVICH!!!!!Sorry, I was just puking at your post. What was it supposed to be anyway? Why did you have to post for? Members puke everytime they have to put up with your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 Why did you have to post for?Members puke everytime they have to put up with your posts. Puke? I have the runs every time I see his posts. Don't worry, I have a feeling this hero will fall soon. D. Hero, I am not the one to fuck with. Anyways, anyone gonna try and see about this ZephielxIdoun deal and her plead for help or what not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kintenbo Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Roy still had his arms after that?What did Cecilia do? (Going off topic a bit by trying a new series) You know that Gonzales is a big softy! Well, Cecilia expelled Roy from fighting school. He would of started chapter 1 much later, but much stronger, if that didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 You know that Gonzales is a big softy!Well, Cecilia expelled Roy from fighting school. He would of started chapter 1 much later, but much stronger, if that didn't happen. That how most simpleton brutes are. Sad thing, Cecilia stills sleeps with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 No, her waist is about as wide as Zephiel's arm. That's pretty skinny. Not saying she's not pretty and doesn't have curves. The fact that Zephiel's arm is about as wide around as a log has to do with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 I think it's the armor that makes him like that. Then again, he does carry a large sword, that could help him build muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 Idoun blew Zephiel and it was SO CASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just call me AL Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 For some reason, this is making me want to listen to One-Winged Angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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