Destiny Hero Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 We're doing mitosis and cells. Teacher: What is it called when a sperm cell meets an egg cell? Everyone knew the answer, but nobody was going to be the one to say it. After a minute of total silence, she finally says "It starts with an "F"." And we all started laughing because we all thought we knew the answer was "sex". Ah, so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Yes, very funny, and you're learning this at the age of.. 14? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Yes, very funny, and you're learning this at the age of.. 14? I learned it from my 6 year old friend when I was 8 because his 15 year old brother told him what it was. And then I learned it again in school when I was 12. Also, fertilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Isn't it late to learn this stuff? And no one knows what it is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 We're doing mitosis and cells.Teacher: What is it called when a sperm cell meets an egg cell? Everyone knew the answer, but nobody was going to be the one to say it. After a minute of total silence, she finally says "It starts with an "F"." And we all started laughing because we all thought we knew the answer was "sex". Ah, so funny. fertilization. THIS made me laugh. Your story fucking sucked, DH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Isn't it late to learn this stuff? And no one knows what it is? All humans should be born with this knowledge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 All humans should be born with this knowledge. The word. THE WORD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 The word. THE WORD. Big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 The word. THE WORD. The entirety of what sex is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 (edited) The word fertilization.. Big deal. Okay, your choice. It's shocking that no one actually knew it. Edited January 6, 2009 by Shanan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 THIS made me laugh. Your story fucking sucked, DH. K The word fertilization..Okay, your choice. It's shocking that no one actually knew it. Well, the book only uses "sex" in every sentence. Plus, nobody felt like listening or thinking. We were all bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Judy Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 THIS made me laugh. Your story fucking sucked, DH. I think it is about time everyone should realise Destiny Hero is immuned to these insults. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 We're doing mitosis and cells.Teacher: What is it called when a sperm cell meets an egg cell? Everyone knew the answer, but nobody was going to be the one to say it. After a minute of total silence, she finally says "It starts with an "F"." And we all started laughing because we all thought we knew the answer was "sex". Ah, so funny. KWell, the book only uses "sex" in every sentence. Plus, nobody felt like listening or thinking. We were all bored. Hmmmm, do i smell contradiction in the air or did I just fart again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Yes, very funny, and you're learning this at the age of.. 14? Why not? ;) Well, the book only uses "sex" in every sentence. Okay, if that's the case, there's seriously something wrong with your book. I mean, what kind of science textbook would just say 'sex' over and over again? Is that a ghetto school I see you going to, or is that just me being paranoid over the fact that you classify people according to them going to 'ghetto schools'? Hmmmm, do i smell contradiction in the air or did I just fart again? No, there's contradiction in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 No, there's contradiction in the air. Good..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingy Person Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I think DH was the only one who thought the answer was "sex". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 We already know DH is an idiot, so move along. Nothing to see here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 We already know DH is an idiot, so move along. Nothing to see here. I'm going to minimod your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krevin Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 The word. THE WORD. The bird is the word. I think it is about time everyone should realise Destiny Hero is immuned to these insults. XD It wasn't an insult. I was just informing him that his story lacked any key literary elements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 D. Hero's is gone for four days, so we shall let it be for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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