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There Has GOT to be a Logical Explanation Behind this Christmas Thing.


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there's a logical explanation. Some kid just dreamed about some fat guy in a red suit coming into his house to eat all his cookies and drink all his milk. Then the government came up with some story about shepherds so that people wouldn't say "BLASHPHEMY!" To the idea of Christmas.

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Jim Gaffigan explains it pretty good. It's the behaviors of a drunk man.

"Honey! Imma gonna cut down a tree, decorate it with a whole bunch a crap, and put a star on top of it, for Jesus. I'll hang my socks over the fireplace, and then put some leaves up and see if I can get some action."

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