Altera the Hun Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 *Rennac and Colm step into view, both wearing fancy buisiness suits. Rennac has his hair gelled back like a Yakuza while Colm cut off that funky ponytail of his.* Rennac: Hello, and welcome to Rennac and Colm's Emporium of Emporiums! Colm: I'm Colm, and this greasy fella is Rennac! *Rennac glares at Colm* Rennac: ...Anyways, our Emporium is the largest store in Magvel! We've got weapons, items, stationary, pets, food, pet food, clothes, electronics, toys- Colm: Pretty much anything you'll find on Amazon or in a Publix. Rennac: What about Krogers? Colm: Same deal, just a different region. Anyways, you want it, we got it! Rennac: As long as you've got the cash, in any case. Colm: Indeed! However, in order to keep our priced at a minimum, we have very strict... anti-theft policy. *Meanwhile, in the background, a couple of A-Laws officers are taking turns whacking Mathew's legs with billy clubs* Mathew: *Crack* GAH! MY KNEE! Rennac: ...Yeah... So, come on in, have a look around! Colm: Hell, buy something while your at it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 *Rennac and Colm step into view, both wearing fancy buisiness suits. Rennac has his hair gelled back like a Yakuza while Colm cut off that funky ponytail of his.*Rennac: Hello, and welcome to Rennac and Colm's Emporium of Rejects! Colm: I'm Colm, and this greasy fucker is Rennac! *Rennac glares at Colm* Rennac: ...Anyways, our Emporium is the largest store in Magvel! We've got shit, shit, shit, shit, shitfood, petshit, generic clothes, broken electronics, sex toys- Colm: Pretty much anything you'll find on shit.com or in a shit. Rennac: What about Krogers? Colm: not at all, Krogers is bettter then us. Rennac: As long as you've got the cash, in any case. Colm: Indeed! However, in order to keep our priced at a minimum, we have very strict... anti-theft policy, but we are thieves ourselves so never mind! *Meanwhile, in the background, a couple of A-Laws officers are taking turns whacking Mathew's legs with billy clubs* Mathew: *Crack* GAH! YOU GUYS ARE THEIVES TOO, TRAITORS! Rennac: ...Yeah... So, come on in, have a look around at the shit! Colm: Hell, buy something while your at it, or not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom103 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I didn't read but Com > Mathew > Rennac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 *A pair of A-Laws officers grab Erk and drag him into the back room. A pair oh gunshots are heard, and the two officers walk out without Erk and covered in blood* Colm: Oh, yeah, Quote Editing is banned. No more of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I laugh at this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 I laugh at your ugly mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 CAN YOU STEAL ME ROYAL STATUS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 Rennac: Did you read the description? We don't steal stuff... We just procure it. Colm: Besides, you're gonna have to go to the mods for that one... We just don't have the power to sell that sort of thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 I laugh at your ugly mug. I laugh at your cool mug that I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted January 15, 2009 Author Share Posted January 15, 2009 I laugh at your cool mug that I want. If you like it so much, come and get it! And get your kneecaps shot it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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