DeSu Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis is awesome cuz it can fly and shoot lazer beemz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Everyone's penis can do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis can communicate with animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis created the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 Wow! I wish mine could talk to animals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 my penis can file taxes and fight crime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I can fuck three girls at once with my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral "Bull" Halsey Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis is the best because it has a black hole. Which can suck anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoNameAtAll Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Needs moar PINGAS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgxSdx2Rgc...feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) My penis got two words for ya! Edited January 27, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSu Posted January 27, 2009 Author Share Posted January 27, 2009 my penis can influence woman to do my bidding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis can lift a can of paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I can do push-ups with my penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camus The Dark Knight Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ............................................________ ....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?......................................................\, .................../...........................................................,} ................./......................................................,:`^`..} .............../...................................................,:"........./ ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\ ................................`:,,...........................`\..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I can do pull-ups with mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ............................................________....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?......................................................\, .................../...........................................................,} ................./......................................................,:`^`..} .............../...................................................,:"........./ ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\ ................................`:,,...........................`\..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................` Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I can do pull-ups with mine. I can do push ups with mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
California Mountain Snake Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I killed a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torifae Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ............................................________....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?......................................................\, .................../...........................................................,} ................./......................................................,:`^`..} .............../...................................................,:"........./ ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\ ................................`:,,...........................`\..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................` <.<...o.0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis is the best because it has a black hole. Which can suck anything. That's called a vagina, son... lass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 My penis is the best because it has a black hole. Which can suck anything. Penises normally do the opposite of a black hole. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ............................................________....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?......................................................\, .................../...........................................................,} ................./......................................................,:`^`..} .............../...................................................,:"........./ ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\ .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__ ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\ ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\ ................................`:,,...........................`\..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\ ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................` Took me a minute to see what this was... and after seeing, I believe it is well suited for this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I am Penisu Gawd, therefore I am superior to you all. Bow down to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Don't you mean your penis is god? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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