Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Once upon of time, there were three boys in a Church. They wanted to drink the Holy Water, but the Priest said they could only do that if they did something bad. So, they all went out to do something bad. Three hours later, they came back, and the Priest asked what they did. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I took a lady's purse!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water." "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I robbed a bank!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I peed in the Holy Water!" Yes, I am uber bored and I don't want to do my science project... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 As Erk would say... F-F-F-F-FAILURE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Once upon of time, there were three boys in a Church. They wanted to drink the Holy Water, but the Priest said they could only do that if they did something bad. So, they all went out to do something bad.Three hours later, they came back, and the Priest asked what they did. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I took a lady's purse!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water." "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I robbed a bank!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I peed in the Holy Water!" Yes, I am uber bored and I don't want to do my science project... Instead of my three or four Fs to come before, I think I will just say it. FAILURE! Edited January 28, 2009 by Erk23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Once upon of time, there were three boys in a Church. They wanted to drink the Holy Water, but the Priest said they could only do that if they did something bad. So, they all went out to do something bad.Three hours later, they came back, and the Priest asked what they did. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I flooded a house!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water." The boy drank the water then spat it out. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I burned down a house!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water. The boy drank the water then spat it out. "What did you do bad, little boy?" "I peed in the Holy Water!" "You may now drink from the Holy Water" "No thanks" Where did you here this? I've heard it like five years ago. I changed it to the way I heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Where did you here this?I've heard it like five years ago. I changed it to the way I heard it. same, he probably googled funny jokes, found one that made him laugh and posted it here so people would like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 same, he probably googled funny jokes, found one that made him laugh and posted it here so people would like him. Not where I heard it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 same, he probably googled funny jokes, found one that made him laugh and posted it here so people would like him. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 No, I heard it when I was little. How about another story? Once, there was a woman taking a shower. The doorbell rang. "Who is it?" She said. "The blind man!" She didn't have to put on a towel, so she just went to the door and opened it. "Now, where do you want me to put these blinds?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 No, I heard it when I was little. How about another story?Once, there was a woman taking a shower. The doorbell rang. "Who is it?" She said. "The blind man!" She didn't have to put on a towel, so she just went to the door and opened it. "Now, where do you want me to put these blinds?" okay, I admit.. That was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 No, I heard it when I was little. How about another story?Once, there was a woman taking a shower. The doorbell rang. "Who is it?" She said. "The blind man!" She didn't have to put on a towel, so she just went to the door and opened it. "Now, where do you want me to put these blinds?" HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH no Cherry Hill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erk Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 No, I heard it when I was little. How about another story?Once, there was a woman taking a shower. The doorbell rang. "Who is it?" She said. "The blind man!" She didn't have to put on a towel, so she just went to the door and opened it. "Now, where do you want me to put these blinds?" FAILURESAUCEAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 No, I heard it when I was little. How about another story?Once, there was a woman taking a shower. The doorbell rang. "Who is it?" She said. "The blind man!" She didn't have to put on a towel, so she just went to the door and opened it. "Now, where do you want me to put these blinds?" So did I. Here's the full joke: There was an apartment building with four floors and four people lived there, one on each floor. The people are: a deaf man, a blind man, a mute man, and a lady who loves to take showers. The lady is in the shower and she's expecting a visit from the blind man. She hears the doorbell ring, so she puts the towel on and answers the door. It's the deaf man. He says "congratulate me I just got my hearing back". "Concratulations!" She says then shuts the door and goes back into the shower. A few minutes later the doorbell rings. She puts on a towel and answers th door; it's the mute man. He says "Congratulate me I just got my speech back". "Congratulations!" She says, then shuts the door and goes into the shower. A few minutes later she hears the doorbell ring and thinks "that must be the blind man" so she doesn't put on a towel. She answers the door and it's the blind man. He says "congratulate me I just got my sight back". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I dunno if I'd call you "Papa DH." More like "Creepy Uncle DH recently out on paroll." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I dunno if I'd call you "Papa DH." More like "Creepy Uncle DH recently out on paroll." lawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I dunno if I'd call you "Papa DH." More like "Creepy Uncle DH recently out on paroll." see, that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Hero Posted January 28, 2009 Author Share Posted January 28, 2009 So did I.Here's the full joke: There was an apartment building with four floors and four people lived there, one on each floor. The people are: a deaf man, a blind man, a mute man, and a lady who loves to take showers. The lady is in the shower and she's expecting a visit from the blind man. She hears the doorbell ring, so she puts the towel on and answers the door. It's the deaf man. He says "congratulate me I just got my hearing back". "Concratulations!" She says then shuts the door and goes back into the shower. A few minutes later the doorbell rings. She puts on a towel and answers th door; it's the mute man. He says "Congratulate me I just got my speech back". "Congratulations!" She says, then shuts the door and goes into the shower. A few minutes later she hears the doorbell ring and thinks "that must be the blind man" so she doesn't put on a towel. She answers the door and it's the blind man. He says "congratulate me I just got my sight back". That's lame and not as funny. I dunno if I'd call you "Papa DH." More like "Creepy Uncle DH recently out on paroll." Like creepy Uncle Shuuda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 That's lame and not as funny. I disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I disagree. as do i Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noremaC Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Like creepy Uncle Shuuda? No, shuuda is creepy in a good way, you are in a bad way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowAreYaBud Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I disagree. I second this statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Like creepy Uncle Shuuda? Hm...I'd call him "Cranky Grandad Shudda." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 You make religion look . . . Well, with holy wars and people harassing others for not being of the same faith, it is even possible to get as worst as Religion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 You make religion look . . . Well, with holy wars and people harassing others for not being of the same faith, it is even possible to get as worst as Religion? Well, Religion also inspires people to do great things. EX: The Sistine chapel. All sorts of different and historic artifacts are made from religious beliefs. Also, musical pieces, stories, and various other forms of arts, are all due to religion. So, before you knock something, make sure to look at both sides of it first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) Well, Religion also inspires people to do great things.EX: The Sistine chapel. All sorts of different and historic artifacts are made from religious beliefs. Also, musical pieces, stories, and various other forms of arts, are all due to religion. So, before you knock something, make sure to look at both sides of it first. There's a difference between "Religion" and "Faith", boy. Edited January 29, 2009 by Snow_Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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