Meteor Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I'm supposed to make some bacon for dinner tonight, and they're all frozen. Help me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Set your microwave to defrost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Defrost it with Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion_Emblem Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 uh, let them sit out until you can pull them apart (mostly) then throw them on the frying pan i think bacon for dinner? nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VincentASM Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Get a hammer? Or fill a sink with hot water? I prefer the former though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Oh yes! I quite like the hammer idea myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Get a hammer?Or fill a sink with hot water? I prefer the former though. Once my mom made hard candy and I got to hit it with the hammer to break it apart. T'was fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Set your microwave to defrost. I was hoping for something a little faster... Defrost it with Fire. ...but not that fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I would reccomend using your solar hands. Sorry because nobody got that joke. You do realize that your post count doesn't go up in here, right, meteor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Or fill a sink with hot water?I was actually thinking of something along those lines.And it's for BLTs, not straight bacon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 You do realize that your post count doesn't go up in here, right, meteor?Yes, I know lawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanz Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 How about a hammer...on Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I was actually thinking of something along those lines.And it's for BLTs, not straight bacon BLTs? Bacon Licking Turtles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Only kosher bacon is worth eating, you realize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 The flaming hammer idea seemed to do the trick! No, the B stands for bananas. Why would you think it meant bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion_Emblem Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 dude, Kosher food is just awesome! Seriously, Kosher = yummy...Kosher bagel dogs are very yummy...and the best hot dog I ever had was in D.C. a vender dude had Kosher Hot Dogs, and man, it is like in the Top 3 food items I've ever had! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 It's because it's made by Jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Racist for all the right reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion_Emblem Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 dude, Jews are awesome, High-Fives for Jews Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 *Jew-five!* Yeah, Jews are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Just as a follow-up, I'd like to say that the bacon was a success! Thanks for all the help, guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion_Emblem Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 yay for bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Dang it, now I want a bacon licking turtle also! *something about putting the word banana in that sentence was just wrong.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteor Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 Those were the appetizers, but they tasted like dessert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vangaurd Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Did you eat them like chocolate fondue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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