Destiny Emo Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Give some random funny sayings my fellow SF members. Here's two of mine: "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" and "procrastinators of the world, unite tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Anything by Destiny Hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 "The dog would have caught the rabbit if it hadn't stopped to take a shit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnell Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 2nd law of thermodynamics: Chaos will reign (used to be in my sig) Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you can say whatever you like, because you're a mile away. basically anything from this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you can say whatever you like, because you're a mile away. And you also have their shoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Girls have magical powers. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Girls have magical powers. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard Win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Girls have magical powers. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard I laugh my ass off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emeraldfox Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 AFK: having baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defeatist Elitist Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 "Gullibility test, 1$" "Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." "I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it." "It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life." "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." "Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." "God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." "The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head." "Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off." "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." "For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (B) eat, © run away from, and (d) rocks." And that's it from me for now. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 "Women = Evil Women = Time + Money Money = Time so Women= Money Money (also) = Root of all Evil therefor Women = Evil" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Shiu and Watch Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." And He also has third degree burns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tingle Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I hated it when moms hit on me at my old job when their hot daughter was sitting next to them in the passengers seat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tyler Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Girls have magical powers. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury and make boneless things hard Actually, some girls would like a little help from guys about the waterless wetness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 "If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 "If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?" because practice makes progress, not perfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 because practice makes progress, not perfection That quote was from a poster I read long ago. It made remarks on how several old, old sayings contridicted eachother; the one I posted being one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That quote was from a poster I read long ago. It made remarks on how several old, old sayings contridicted eachother; the one I posted being one of them. really? shit, I thought I was the original idea for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Huh? What you said is original... what I quoted (and what you responded to) isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Huh? What you said is original... what I quoted (and what you responded to) isn't. oh cool :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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