Roxas Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 << A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when...>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when...>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 <<A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he...>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate... Edited February 22, 2009 by Safyrya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Just me or is Yuli messing with consistency...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) We should totally have PublishAmerica publish this story. Edited February 22, 2009 by Ananke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 Let's try getting at least 1 page of randomness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 This story would be very bland if I didn't make my input. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 This story would be very bland if I didn't make my input. It could have went better... now the kid has a penis for a foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 It probably wouldn't be so twisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 It could have went better... now the kid has a penis for a foot. ....had. he chopped it off! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 It could have went better... now the kid has a penis for a foot. I lol'd really hard at that for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I lol'd really hard at that for some reason. My job here is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 We need more poster, the only one's writhing the scripts are me, Nightmare, Ryuzaki, Bohemund, Tresiquis, Yuli, Tingle, Ether, Ananke and, and, thats it. We need more. It doesn't matter if you post pure randomness, that randomness could be good...... or fail utterly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ether Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 22, 2009 Author Share Posted February 22, 2009 Yuli, you only think about food do you. He eat something after Australia is Destroyed and now The armada of thousand's consist of 2 cookie. Oh and, your post are very small and don't bring anything to the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemund Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, vomited it up, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death. After falling for some time, he decides to check his watch, only to find... Edited February 23, 2009 by Bohemund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death. After falling for some time, dhe decides to check his watch, only to find a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence there. the giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly Edited February 23, 2009 by Ananke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow (like kirby) a high jump enemies(one found in the NES Kirby), then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. Edited February 23, 2009 by Safyrya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuli Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Safyrya Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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