DeSu Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 (edited) I've noticed a serious lack of religious devotion these days, especially from children. This is why I've decided to create Penises For Christ. Penises For Christ is a non-profit organization with one plan in mind; create as many blessed and religious babies as possible. We operate similar to a sperm bank, but work more how God intended us to work. A priest has blessed each of our preachers' penises to be holy vessels carrying the sacred sperm that will give you a God-favored child. By bearing this sacred seed, you, too, can become blessed! Ask the preacher at your local church about this service. Feel free to bring in your wife, daughter, relatives, and friends. Nobody should go with this blessing! We are also looking for missionaries to volunteer, so we can share the good seed of God with everyone! Edited March 4, 2009 by CaptainFaimarre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ...That is freakin' awesome. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 OMBAWWW RELIGION!?!?! FEEEFEFEEFEFEEFEFEFFFEFEFE!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyosua Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ... Dude, wtf. This is too much, even for FftF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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