Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 It all started on a cold, rainy, evening in 1979. I was in a crummy hotel overlooking washington square when the waitress arrived with the menu. When asked what I wanted to drink, I replied "Water, carbonated not bubbly." She gave me kind of a funny look and walked off to the kitchen. Looking at the menu, I see that these people have very little in the way of dishes covered in onions or garlic, and I'm disappointed. I stare out the window for a few minutes, watching the rain fall. The waitress comes back with a glass, but as I turn my head from the window, I immediately see something's wrong. The water is as flat as my ex-wife. She asks me what I want to order, but I can't focus. This is some grade-a ridiculous shit right here. See, I asked for carbonated water, very specifically, but I got normal water. It might be tap water, or or or or or or or or maybe ocean water or maybe she might be trying to kill me. Now that I think about, she's been acting weird since the moment I set foot in here. Even now she's giving me a blank stare and I can almost smell her murderous intent. It smells like...french fries. "Uh, sir, your order please...?" That tone. That sinister tone. But it's okay, see, I read a book on this once and I know how to handle this and all I have to do is stay calm and not give off any sign that I know there's a problem. "I'll have the filet mignon, medium rare, please." She gives me that look again. "Sir, that isn't even on the menu..." And so my boy, that's the day I tried fried chicken. Just for the record everyone who was there is dead now, and the only people who know what happened are me and you. Note to self: Don't act strangely/polite around Pride. Not eating some lettuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) Ate Grade F meat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sebiX-7kzI8 Edited May 31, 2011 by El Rey León Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 knows I was desperate for something to eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Note to self: Don't act strangely/polite around Pride. Or write notes to yourself. It's odd. In his desperation, he ate meat that is probably only half meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Shall know I really am a bit maso IRL. -_-' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Rey León Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) Knows RFoF is SF's resident sadist Edited May 31, 2011 by El Rey León Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 knows that Chipotle>>>>>Taco Bell. But Taco Bell was closer to where I live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Knows that ERL still hasn't seen the Platinum the Vermillion pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 shall know that I nearly stabbed myself in the eye again recently. Sheesh, every school day, in my art class I nearly stab myself working with wire. Maybe I should make a Nu eyepatch just in case~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Trying to stab his eye out. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Knows I'm not trying to, I'm just clumsy... though I wouldn't have a problem wearing a nu13 eyepatch~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Should stab out his eye to use a Nu patch. ;/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 should adopt a Pikachu plushie from the local toy store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 No. Pikachu has enough love for it. Not a squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) doesn't really hope for my eye to be stabbed out just so I can use a nu patch Edited May 31, 2011 by someonewhodied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 (edited) Well you know that might not be entirely true. Maybe he'd rather you have a glass eye over an eyepatch, one with a lil' gold eagle on it so you could pull some gangs of new york shenanigans or something. I mean, I know I would. Edited May 31, 2011 by Pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Likes cursing me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Shall know that I am having second thoughts about what to cosplay next -_-' I mean, having a ragna sword would be pretty epic. Or a Nu Patch, cloak, and ponytail with a blade at the end. I mean, if I can get a costume done, I can go to the blazblue cosplay meet at AX. (Looks around warily) But then, there is the procractination and laziness factors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Knows that's nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Not a super horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Is not the Imperial Army's Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.M. Gei Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 isn't OJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Shall know I just found this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr__51WWHvs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ein Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Posted a vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someonewhodied Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Shall know I am waiting for a vocal of Awakening the Chaos, Gluttony Fang, Rebellion, Lust SIN, Motor Head, and Active Angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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