FE4 THREAD

[Roxas]

I see you posting, Mushi-Mushi! You better make up your mind! The Popo-train is pulling away from the station! D:<

Dun dun.

Dun DUN.

DUN DUN DUN DUN.

[prompto]

MUSHI-MUSHI YOU ARE A MAN-WHORE. D:< HOW CAN YOU SIT BACK AND TREAT ME THIS WAY? TT___TT

I've been so good to you and this is all you have to show for it? I left Josh and Superbus for you! I could have had it all! The power! The control! How could you do this to me? How could you forget those steamy nights at McDonalds, our love fueled by caramel dipping sauce and french fries? D:

Mumu! You said I'd have an aunt, and this is how you treat her? :"<

[TheEnd]

@ bolded...that sounds....gross tbh.

TE are you paired with popo as well??

Nope.

[Hatari]

@Musashi:

You hurt everyone's feelings and make them all unhappy... Starting with Dio. ;_;

I am amused by this whole thing...

Does demons even have feelings?

[Roxas]

MuPo for True Tier.

[Ϲharlie]

MUSHI-MUSHI YOU ARE A MAN-WHORE. D:< HOW CAN YOU SIT BACK AND TREAT ME THIS WAY? TT___TT

I've been so good to you and this is all you have to show for it? I left Josh and Superbus for you! I could have had it all! The power! The control! How could you do this to me? How could you forget those steamy nights at McDonalds, our love fueled by caramel dipping sauce and french fries? D:

*wince*

I--I'm sorry, Popo. I really am. It's just, well... I don't hear from you as much as I'd like, so I get kind of lonely. I can change! From now on, you're the only woman for me. I promise.

[Roxas]

*wince*

I--I'm sorry, Popo. I really am. It's just, well... I don't hear from you as much as I'd like, so I get kind of lonely. I can change! From now on, you're the only woman for me. I promise.

Happy end.

[Icon of Sin]

@Musashi:

You hurt everyone's feelings and make them all unhappy... Starting with Dio. ;_;

Who knows, maybe I'm the next stop for the Popo-train.

[Hatari]

*wince*

I--I'm sorry, Popo. I really am. It's just, well... I don't hear from you as much as I'd like, so I get kind of lonely. I can change! From now on, you're the only woman for me. I promise.

I give it a week, less if Fia comes back before that.

Edited August 3, 2010 by Whisper

[TheEnd]

MuPo for True Tier.

MuPo reminds me of Muppy.

*wince*

I--I'm sorry, Popo. I really am. It's just, well... I don't hear from you as much as I'd like, so I get kind of lonely. I can change! From now on, you're the only woman for me. I promise.

Hmmmmm.

Edited August 3, 2010 by Mr. Facepalm

[Marthur]

I am amused by this whole thing...

Does demons even have feelings?

Of course!

[Hatari]

Video Image

Awww, cute~

Of course!

Hmmm, perhaps I ought to be nicer to the demon....or maybe not...

[Popo]

R-really, Mushi-kins? For real? You won't leave me again? *twinkly eyes*

Edit: WAIT! I'll only believe you if you proclaim it in your signature like a real man! D:<

Nope.

LOL. I didn't realize you had changed your name, TheEnd. That explains a lot. XD

Edited August 3, 2010 by Popo

[AstraLunaSol]

.....9 posts appear. Wow

Edited August 3, 2010 by Michalis

[prompto]

MuPo reminds me of Muppy.

Muppy

ohgod.

Popo's the innocent one, so that means...

Awww, cute~

That's exactly what he wants you to think.

Edited August 3, 2010 by Pamela

[Marthur]

MSN Fia, TheEnd.

Also what about that promise? You know, 4 years.

Soluna is surely pissed right now.

[TheEnd]

LOL. I didn't realize you had changed your name, TheEnd. That explains a lot. XD

Silly Popo.

[Hatari]

That's exactly what he wants you to think.

Is that thing evil then?

[Soviet Gregor]

[Roxas]

Also what about that promise? You know, 4 years.

Soluna is surely pissed right now.

[TheEnd]

MSN Fia, TheEnd.

Offline, sadly. It's like 5am in Fialand, now.

Also what about that promise? You know, 4 years.

Soluna is surely pissed right now.

But she can't say it.

Musashi is so cruel.

[prompto]

Is that thing evil then?

That's exactly what he wants you to think.

Good Roxas~

Also what about that promise? You know, 4 years.

Soluna is surely pissed right now.

Am not. :<

[Hatari]

Offline, sadly. It's like 5am in Fialand, now.

Awww, Fia should visit again...

[Ϲharlie]

R-really, Mushi-kins? For real? You won't leave me again? *twinkly eyes*

Edit: WAIT! I'll only believe you if you proclaim it in your signature like a real man! D:<

Yes, really. I'll never leave you again, I swear.

You want me to proclaim it in my sig? Like one of those "Person x Person is my OTP" things that a lot of people have?

@Roxas: You're not too bright. Revealing it like that gives it away, making it easy to resist. >_>

Edited August 3, 2010 by Musashi

[Roxas]

Yes, really. I'll never leave you again, I swear.

You want me to proclaim it in my sig? Like one of those "Person x Person is my OTP" things that a lot of people have?

Rap this for her.

So I got this girl in the sex nid-arena

Getting ready to put my Poke-flue in between her.

First I take it slow bro, you know, play it Tentacool

When I Poliwag my Weedle oh how it makes her drool

I’m hard as a rock, and this girl seems hooked on onix

Cause she puts her Meowth on my Pidgey and takes it like a bong hit

Then she’s starting to Machoke, which isn’t very cool

I don’t want to risk the Chance, see, of being Tentacruel

With the greatest swiftness, I slide off her Kabutop

And make her great paras come unleashed and drop

She’s seaking to be drilled, while I’m hoping she’s infertile

Playing with those jigglypuffs, trying veno-not to Squirtle

I Exegcute that foreplay, and now I’m ready to Cubone

Trying to finish quickly before her Mr. Mime gets home

But she stops before I can start the Manky Panky

And Says “Since I had to Staryu, you have to Starmie”

So since she did me, I guess I have to Ditto

I get down on my knees and pone-eat a Pidgetto

Give her a Slowpoke before I dive into that girl

And attack her cloyster with a full polywhirl

I Lickitung her Lapras, tasting on that Magicarp-et

Hoping she’s not Krabby, that’d be gastly and would make my heart sick

Yes that Persian rug was clef-hairy, but I didn’t really mind

Since I could ring the Victory bell, I was getting some behind

Down there for so long, I came up Koffing and Wheezing

I got her seel of approval though, cause she’s Growlith-ing and breathing

Wanting to gravel her, feeling so sand-shrewd

Give her an electabuzz with my spear-oh too

I’d tell you her name, but don’t think she’s a whore, see?

Not to many get her rapidash, tonight she’s just rhyhorn-y,

So I start Rhydon like the Machamp, feel like I could roar

Going so hard that I probably made her ivy sore

She wanted my Arbok so I gave her gear a dose

Going so hard that her Mew almost tauros

Inside that butterfree, feeling like a charmelon bucks

Constantly Jolteon her from the power of my Psyduck

Now I must have gone and jinxed it, somewhere in the equation

Cause she started getting drowzee during the copulation

I didn’t even notice, I kept going at her Golbat

But then something seemed Oddish when I she started to snorelax

I tried to wake her up, zu-but she was pory-gone

And she’d have to be awake before I’d get my flare on.

Of course I felt gloom, I thought I had been charming’ her

And now I can’t Grime her voltorb or I’ll be harming her

My Dewgong can’t Muk, and if he does it’d be rude

But this is still better then the time I brought home a Geodude

With my pants down and my bell sprouted, I feel I got to doduo

So I Maro-walked into the bathroom, and when I leave, what do I view?

That my girl’s awake again-gar, which seems kind of farfetched

And provoked some Poliwrath at the thought that she fake-slept

I asked her what was wrong, does she not like it when I pinsir?

And she responded with, “Calm down a second, Spencer.

If you think your sex is good, your wrong, if you think your hip, no,

The only thing you’re good at is Nintendo.”

I love this girl a magneton, and hearing that was wiggly tough.

The eevee-ning had started well, but now was turning rough

Told her “Wait a parasect, please stay the omanyte,

You’re my goldeen girl, and if you leave I magne-might

E-raticate my life, cause you are my pharaoh!

It’s to early in the night to give me the kabuto!”

And she says, “Way back when, when I first took a peek at you.

I thought you were kind of cute and that you’d want my mew too.

I felt electrodes in the air when I saw you and you saw me

But that was before I knew your Diglett was so Dragtini!”

I didn’t know the size of my Dodrio mattered, and my god,

Here I thought we were like two Caterpies in a Metapod

I hope the memories of me haunt her, I hope she never leaves her shellder

“I hope you see dra light soon,” I go and I tell her.

“I know you think your hot shit, but I’m actually exegg-cuter.

I’m the omastar, the Kingler, I can find another suitor.

I’m sorry about the time I gave you Wartortles and blisters

Or when I suggested a dugtrio with your sister.

But if you still want go, I won’t beg like our canine.

Golduck with your life, I’m having a Blastoise with mine.”

And that night, Misty left me, I felt so vileplume

I reckons that dragon night was the beginning of the doom

But I guess men are from Magmars women from Venusaur

And every thing tangelable, there’s a reason for

I learned this the next week, when bad news filled the dragonair

My heart got machopped in half like a scyther giving it a tear

A phone call from her mother told me a kakuna in her head

Had attached to her vulpix, and now Misty was dead.

I thought it was a cle-fable that those things were hitmon-lethal

I had heard eight or ninetales about gol-them from different people

But I still couldn’t believe it, I started weepin, belting out tears

Cuts and slashes vaporeonizing all of our years

It was like Riach-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres, and she’s gone

And I can’t abra kadabra with some magic wand

No alacazam and she reappears, I feel like a primeape

They could have caught the growth but the Kangascans came back to late

I pidgey-ought to have known better, but the news was quite charz-hard

My heart felt bulba-sore, was permanently scarred

She was my Nidoqueen, I should not have nido-ran

I wanted to be her Nidoking, but I felt more like a hitman-chan

If I hadn’t nidoran, would she still be with us?

Or is my poke-love just to damn venomoth?

Insides numb like the artic, you know that feeling

A gun ratatta-ed my heart and I’m just waiting for the healing

But I don’t regret getting hit with cupid’s arrow-dact-all

Relationships are like pokemon, you gotta catch em’ all.