Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Damn, it's getting hot in here. I think I'll take my clothes off. XD FUCK YOU MARTHUR, YOU BROKE MY PERFECT COMBO :< Edited December 1, 2011 by Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Alright, now I'm on to my second glass. I should probably drink less, and eat more of my food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Man, you know what's funny? Both of my parents were alcoholics at one point in their lives, yet their only son (me) has almost no tolerance for alcohol whatsoever. XD Well, I suppose that's more pathetic than funny, but whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Guys, I just want you to know that I really am drunk, even if it seems like I'm not. I would not lie to you. I would take pictures to prove what I am saying, but I am currently wearing next to nothing. Nobody wants to see that, right? XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Whoa, I just clicked on a random profile, and apparently the guy has the same birthday as me. What a coincidence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marthur Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I don't think it's safe to be here now. I'll come back later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Dammit, you DID it AGAIN. Stop that! :'< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) But seriously, don't mind me. I am just a depressed drunk rambling about whatever crosses his mind. I have no bar to go to, so I have to do it here. I am sorry. Edited December 1, 2011 by Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marthur Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I refuse to listen to some naked drunkard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I'm not naked, I'm still wearing my boxer shorts... And really, don't mind me. I might even delete all this nonsense in the morning. But not now XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Man, I just realized that I am currently drunk without really being drunk. It's like I achieved nirvana or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You know, I was really hungry almost an hour ago, yet I have no appetite now. But I can't just let this delicious corned beef hash go to waste... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Man, it looks like I'm scaring everyone away. Am I really such a monster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 You know, I saw a post earlier where Sirius said I was Tangerine's pet. That got me thinking that it would be pretty awesome to be a cat. Seriously, just imagine it. I could curl up in my owner's lap, get petted, and purr. Getting petted and purring... That sounds like a good life, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Speaking of cats, did I ever tell you that I once saved a cat's life? It's true. One day, a cat wandered into my driveway, and he was literally nothing but a furry bag of bones. I brought him into my garage, gave him milk, food, whatever, and he eventually made a full recovery. I named him Seamus, and he eventually fathered many kittens. It was amazing. But one day we had to bring him back inside because the cold seemed to be causing him pain, and one of his sons ended up attacking him. It was really quite sad. After that, I had to put him back outside, and I never saw him again. Apparently he went across the street and stuck around my uncle's place. I miss him, and I hope he's still well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Well, I think I'll be going off to sleep now. Part of me feels kind of bad for getting drunk and flooding this thread, and therefore setting an all around bad example for the rest of the community. Then again, another part just doesn't give a shit and thinks that internet forums aren't serious business, especially when you're taking a break from whatever responsibilities you hold. Oh well. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I know I said I was going to sleep, like, 20 minutes ago, but I'm still awake. It seems I've had so much to drink that I'm having a hard time breathing. That's pretty bad don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I know I said I was going to sleep, like, 20 minutes ago, but I'm still awake. It seems I've had so much to drink that I'm having a hard time breathing. That's pretty bad don't you think? -eyebrowraise- No no, what's worse is that you were considering life as a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 (edited) Damn, it's getting hot in here. I think I'll take my clothes off. XD FUCK YOU MARTHUR, YOU BROKE MY PERFECT COMBO :< Alright, now I'm on to my second glass. I should probably drink less, and eat more of my food. Man, you know what's funny? Both of my parents were alcoholics at one point in their lives, yet their only son (me) has almost no tolerance for alcohol whatsoever. XD Well, I suppose that's more pathetic than funny, but whatever. Guys, I just want you to know that I really am drunk, even if it seems like I'm not. I would not lie to you. I would take pictures to prove what I am saying, but I am currently wearing next to nothing. Nobody wants to see that, right? XD Whoa, I just clicked on a random profile, and apparently the guy has the same birthday as me. What a coincidence! Dammit, you DID it AGAIN. Stop that! :'< But seriously, don't mind me. I am just a depressed drunk rambling about whatever crosses his mind. I have no bar to go to, so I have to do it here. I am sorry. I'm not naked, I'm still wearing my boxer shorts... And really, don't mind me. I might even delete all this nonsense in the morning. But not now XD Man, I just realized that I am currently drunk without really being drunk. It's like I achieved nirvana or something! You know, I was really hungry almost an hour ago, yet I have no appetite now. But I can't just let this delicious corned beef hash go to waste... Man, it looks like I'm scaring everyone away. Am I really such a monster? You know, I saw a post earlier where Sirius said I was Tangerine's pet. That got me thinking that it would be pretty awesome to be a cat. Seriously, just imagine it. I could curl up in my owner's lap, get petted, and purr. Getting petted and purring... That sounds like a good life, you know. Speaking of cats, did I ever tell you that I once saved a cat's life? It's true. One day, a cat wandered into my driveway, and he was literally nothing but a furry bag of bones. I brought him into my garage, gave him milk, food, whatever, and he eventually made a full recovery. I named him Seamus, and he eventually fathered many kittens. It was amazing. But one day we had to bring him back inside because the cold seemed to be causing him pain, and one of his sons ended up attacking him. It was really quite sad. After that, I had to put him back outside, and I never saw him again. Apparently he went across the street and stuck around my uncle's place. I miss him, and I hope he's still well. Well, I think I'll be going off to sleep now. Part of me feels kind of bad for getting drunk and flooding this thread, and therefore setting an all around bad example for the rest of the community. Then again, another part just doesn't give a shit and thinks that internet forums aren't serious business, especially when you're taking a break from whatever responsibilities you hold. Oh well. XD I know I said I was going to sleep, like, 20 minutes ago, but I'm still awake. It seems I've had so much to drink that I'm having a hard time breathing. That's pretty bad don't you think? Hmmmmm. Edited December 1, 2011 by TheEnd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Bond Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Why is Charlie talking to himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Why is Charlie talking to himself? Mumu reached a new level of drunkenness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Oh boy I hope Charlie goes on SF when he's hungover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I think... I think I'm gonna puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Quick! Find the nearest toliet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I mean, I don't even know what I'm doing awake at this hour. It's really unusual, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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