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I

AM

NOT

A

MAID

I'M NOT FEMALE

;___________________;

I'M THE EMPEROR OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT

Shaddup and make me a ham and cheese sammich! I'm hungry! Also, I want a tall glass of tea. And some pie.

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Now that you said it, why don't we order our favorite pink princess maid to get us some dessert as well? I'd love some pie right now.

Oh and today's newspaper.

Shaddup and make me a ham and cheese sammich! I'm hungry! Also, I want a tall glass of tea. And some pie.

GAH, FUCK YOU ALL

;_____________;

FF6, yes. FE6, nope.

FE6 is what I was talking about.

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Two Bakou's Sharpshooters in a row.

I was expecting unique items to be a bit more... unique.

Only CF will get this.

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GAH, FUCK YOU ALL

;_____________;

Don't make me get my hypnosis equipment!

The only location that Ninji rules is the Kitchen and the only thing he is a master of is vacuuming the carpet.

XD

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What aren't you getting?! I'm not a maid! I'm not a girl!

But you are. The chart proves it.

I RULE YOU ALL WITH A MIGHTY FIST

This is untrue. Fia rules us with a kind touch. Nobody can deny this.

AND SWORDPLAY?! I HAVE A MASTERY OF DARK MAGIC, I HAVE NO NEED FOR SWORDS

Dark magic is so tacky and cliche and completely unfit for my darling little maid. I will teach you the Way of the Sword. And just think! You'll be able to take all of your aggression out on me! Wouldn't that be fun?

I WILL GET YOU NOTHING

The sooner you get us what we ask for, the sooner this will end.

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Two Bakou's Sharpshooters in a row.

I was expecting unique items to be a bit more... unique.

Only CF will get this.

You'd be surprised. In Hell I get uniques every 5-10 minutes and I don't only run bosses. I barely even have magic find too.

Monster desnisty being higher helps, but the uniques/sets/rares just spawn a lot more.

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The only location that Ninji rules is the Kitchen and the only thing he is a master of is vacuuming the carpet.

Don't make me get the taser gun. Make those damn sammiches, drinks, desserts and gimme my newspaper.

;__________________;

YOU CAN'T ORDER ME AROUND

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You'd be surprised. In Hell I get uniques every 5-10 minutes and I don't only run bosses. I barely even have magic find too.

Monster desnisty being higher helps, but the uniques/sets/rares just spawn a lot more.

Considering how I got the first one in the Inner Cloister and the second one in the Outer Cloister...

Well, not that I'm complaining. I don't think I even got a non-quest unique item in my regular Diablo 2 playthrough, after all.

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Considering how I got the first one in the Inner Cloister and the second one in the Outer Cloister...

Well, not that I'm complaining. I don't think I even got a non-quest unique item in my regular Diablo 2 playthrough, after all.

Still in Normal no less. Wait until you can teleport and have AoE attacks.

I remember getting some stuff back then. Venom Ward on a Necromancer and 2 daggers as a Paladin in single player.

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But you are. The chart proves it.

THE CHART LIES

This is untrue. Fia rules us with a kind touch. Nobody can deny this.

SHE SERVES ME

Dark magic is so tacky and cliche and completely unfit for my darling little maid. I will teach you the Way of the Sword. And just think! You'll be able to take all of your aggression out on me! Wouldn't that be fun?

...

WHAT?!

HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING?!

I'M NOT A DARLING LITTLE MAID! I'M A DESPICABLE EMPEROR.

The sooner you get us what we ask for, the sooner this will end.

NEVER.

They have my permission.

I don't care!

*tasers pretty princess maid Nini*

Inb4 Don't tase me bro!

GAH

*falls on the ground, twitching*

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DDDD:

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Now be a good little maid and do your chores or else I'll get the tranquilizers and I'll give you to shady people.

You don't want that, do you?

...

MUSASHI, HELP ME

;_____________________;

HE'S GOING TO GIVE AWAY THE EMPEROR TO SOME SHADY LADIES, I ASSUME, CONSIDERING HOW I'M MALE AND NOT GAY

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