Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) You're a butt fucking traitor is what you are! Check your mouth, lady. I can't I have something in it. ......Your tongue? Nope, but I'll give you a hint, it's long, and fairly hard. ... O_o *runs away from thread* Beef jerky, what were you thinking. D= A piece of beef jerky? Good guess, love. Edited August 13, 2009 by Meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) You're a butt fucking traitor is what you are! Check your mouth, lady. I can't I have something in it. ......Your tongue? Nope, but I'll give you a hint, it's long, and fairly hard. ... O_o *runs away from thread* Actually it's meatier than that. A piece of beef jerky? You're a butt fucking traitor is what you are! Check your mouth, lady. I can't I have something in it. ......Your tongue? Nope, but I'll give you a hint, it's long, and fairly hard. ... O_o *runs away from thread* Beef jerky, what were you thinking. D= Charlie is a mind reader. Edited August 13, 2009 by Rei of Nanto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ... O_o *runs away from thread* Cluelessman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marthur Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Nope, but I'll give you a hint, it's long, and fairly hard. Is it a candy cane? Actually it's meatier than that. Your thumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Bitches don't know 'bout my jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Day 2: This thread is still stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Day 2: This thread is still stupid. LISTEN TO THE MAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 ... O_o *runs away from thread* Cluelessman. Scaredman! But err... Never mind, her meaning is fine. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Day 2: This thread is still stupid. LISTEN TO THE MAN. LISTEN FIRST, MOCK LATER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Your weight being...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Your weight being...? I was merely suggesting we light up some fatties... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Your weight being...? It's rude to ask a lady her weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Your weight being...? It's rude to ask a lady her weight. Listen to this man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Your weight being...? It's rude to ask a lady her weight. So is it to call people fat on a baseless assumption. : P But she had a different in mind, so it doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 (edited) fatties Your weight being...? It's rude to ask a lady her weight. Ah, quite a good move. For the record though, I weigh 7.1 stones. That would be 'bout 99 American pounds. Edited August 13, 2009 by Meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 fatties Your weight being...? It's rude to ask a lady her weight. Ah, quite a good move. For the record though, I weigh 7.1 stones. That would be 'bout 99 American pounds. *presses translation button* NO RESPONSE SIR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ello, I'm the girl of your dreams. I weigh under 90 pounds at all times, and always maintain a low weight! I have long hair, and shave every part of my body besides my head! When it comes to what I like in the opposite sex, I like a guy who doesn't like to work, and makes very little money. Someone who's never been to college, and likes to go to fast food places where we don't have to get all dressed up. Also someone who is into watching me make out with other girls. I enjoy video games, sex, watching you do nothing, action movies, and being told what to do. I hate talking, expressing feelings with each other, and mushy romantic movies. I require little money and desire no gifts or presents of any kind. The best gift for me, is you letting me have sex with you, then make you dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Best. Post. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ello, I'm the girl of your dreams. I weigh under 90 pounds at all times, and always maintain a low weight! I have long hair, and shave every part of my body besides my head! When it comes to what I like in the opposite sex, I like a guy who doesn't like to work, and makes very little money. Someone who's never been to college, and likes to go to fast food places where we don't have to get all dressed up. Also someone who is into watching me make out with other girls. I enjoy video games, sex, watching you do nothing, action movies, and being told what to do. I hate talking, expressing feelings with each other, and mushy romantic movies. I require little money and desire no gifts or presents of any kind. The best gift for me, is you letting me have sex with you, then make you dinner. Sans the looks... Your first statement is wrong. I did laugh hard, though. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ello, I'm the girl of your dreams. I weigh under 90 pounds at all times, and always maintain a low weight! I have long hair, and shave every part of my body besides my head! When it comes to what I like in the opposite sex, I like a guy who doesn't like to work, and makes very little money. Someone who's never been to college, and likes to go to fast food places where we don't have to get all dressed up. Also someone who is into watching me make out with other girls. I enjoy video games, sex, watching you do nothing, action movies, and being told what to do. I hate talking, expressing feelings with each other, and mushy romantic movies. I require little money and desire no gifts or presents of any kind. The best gift for me, is you letting me have sex with you, then make you dinner. Sans the looks... Your first statement is wrong. I did laugh hard, though. XD SARCASMSARCASMSARCASM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 SARCASMSARCASMSARCASM SHIT I'VE BEEN FOOOOLED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rehab Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 How strange that I should prefer being henpecked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ello, I'm the girl of your dreams. I weigh under 90 pounds at all times, and always maintain a low weight! I have long hair, and shave every part of my body besides my head! When it comes to what I like in the opposite sex, I like a guy who doesn't like to work, and makes very little money. Someone who's never been to college, and likes to go to fast food places where we don't have to get all dressed up. Also someone who is into watching me make out with other girls. I enjoy video games, sex, watching you do nothing, action movies, and being told what to do. I hate talking, expressing feelings with each other, and mushy romantic movies. I require little money and desire no gifts or presents of any kind. The best gift for me, is you letting me have sex with you, then make you dinner. Sans the looks... Your first statement is wrong. I did laugh hard, though. SARCASMSARCASMSARCASM Sorry, my detecting skills need work. ;______; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Freemeow Posted August 13, 2009 Share Posted August 13, 2009 Ello, I'm the girl of your dreams. I weigh under 90 pounds at all times, and always maintain a low weight! I have long hair, and shave every part of my body besides my head! When it comes to what I like in the opposite sex, I like a guy who doesn't like to work, and makes very little money. Someone who's never been to college, and likes to go to fast food places where we don't have to get all dressed up. Also someone who is into watching me make out with other girls. I enjoy video games, sex, watching you do nothing, action movies, and being told what to do. I hate talking, expressing feelings with each other, and mushy romantic movies. I require little money and desire no gifts or presents of any kind. The best gift for me, is you letting me have sex with you, then make you dinner. Sans the looks... Your first statement is wrong. I did laugh hard, though. SARCASMSARCASMSARCASM Sorry, my detecting skills need work. ;______; >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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