Chalis Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 This is what that thing popped out for me... That was amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 The Battle For The OrangeUnder the bus, Minerva hugged her orange. She had been busy with the orange for hours and now wanted nothing more than a colorful cuddle or a glamourous massage from her lover Katua. She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her adorable Katua appeared at the door, grinning lovingly. "Put down the orange," Katua said briskly. "Unless you want me to hug that orange on your arm." Minerva put down the orange. She was feminine. She had never seen Katua so fabulous before and it made her magnificent. Katua picked up the orange, then withdrew a Fire Emblem from her leg. "Don't be so feminine," Katua said with a fabulous grimace. "A Brittanian bit my ass this morning, and everything became cute. Now with this orange and this Fire Emblem I can briskly rule the world!" Minerva clutched her iridescent ass deliberately. This was her lover, her adorable Katua, now staring at her with a fabulous leg. "Fight it!" Minerva shouted. "The Brittanian just wants the orange for his own adorable devices! He doesn't love you, not the colorful way I do!" Minerva could see Katua trembling deliberately. Minerva reached out her arm and touched Katua's leg briskly. She was adorable, so adorable, but she knew only her iridescent love for Katua would break the Brittanian's spell. Sure enough, Katua dropped the orange with a thunk. "Oh, Minerva," she squealed. "I'm so colorful, can you ever forgive me?" But Minerva had already moved under the bus. Like A FUCKING STORM OF LOYALTY!, she pressed her arm into Katua's leg. And as they fell together in a cute fit of love, the orange lay on the floor, magnificent and forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) = Edited August 23, 2009 by Rei of Nanto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 = Oh my god... I love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Oh my god... I love you. You should, I don't wanna go back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If only we could have a sprinting race... Wait. Are you around 5'6? 5'5" good enough. :P My shuttle run time is 9s flat and my mile time is 6:20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I must apologize in advance. This was just to damn funny NOT to post... I'm Dreaming Of A Loyal ChristmasIt was Christmas Eve. Minerva sat lovingly under the bus, sipping iridescent eggnog. She looked at the adorable orange hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Jeremiah Gottwald had hung it there, just before they looked at each other briskly and then fell into each other's arms and hugged each other's leg. If only I hadn't been so colorful, Minerva thought, pouring a magnificent amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Jeremiah Gottwald might not have got so fabulous and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a loyal tear and held her ass in her hand. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then an epic voice lifted honorably up in song. I'm dreaming of a loyal Christmas Just like A FUCKING STORM OF LOYALTY! Minerva ran to the door. It was Jeremiah Gottwald, looking glamourous all over with snow. "I missed you deliberately," Jeremiah Gottwald said. "And I wanted to hug your leg again." Minerva hugged Jeremiah Gottwald and started to sob. "I think you're drunk," Jeremiah Gottwald said. "I think so too," Minerva said and they hugged each other's leg until they knocked the Christmas tree over. On Christmas Day, they ate roasted Brittanian arm and lived loyally until Minerva got drunk again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 On the Water Temple boss. Wasn't that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Hello, Fia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ercdouken Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If only Astrid had blue hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Yeah, that sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Tarrasque Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 On the Water Temple boss. Wasn't that bad. That's my thought whenever I hear that >_>. My only complaint with the water temple is that the Dark Link fight could've been better. A harder Dark Link must exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fia Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Oh my god... I love you. You should, I don't wanna go back there. Back where? Hello, Fia. Hi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) On the Water Temple boss. Wasn't that bad. I know, right? The water temple in OoT isn't that tough. I don't know why everyone gets their panties in a knot over it. Edited August 23, 2009 by Musashi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 On the Water Temple boss. Wasn't that bad. Congrats. I hate that boss though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) = Edited August 23, 2009 by Roxas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Back where? I DON'T WANNA GO SEARCH THAT PICTURE ON GOOGLE! I HAD TO GO THROUGH 3 FUCKING PAGES OF HORROR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Mir Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 On the Water Temple boss. Wasn't that bad. Wow...And here I thought you would've complained about it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Back where? I DON'T WANNA GO SEARCH THAT PICTURE ON GOOGLE! I HAD TO GO THROUGH 3 FUCKING PAGES OF HORROR Lolwut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 What did I just watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Lolwut? I don't wanna be the guy to make the Yaranaika/Vylland comparison again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxas Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I have a tennis lesson in the morning. 'Night guys. Yawn~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I DON'T WANNA GO SEARCH THAT PICTURE ON GOOGLE! I HAD TO GO THROUGH 3 FUCKING PAGES OF HORROR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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