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*Kicks Ninji into the Pit of Doom*

...Boredom makes you do stupid things...

I throw Ninjis onto other Ninjis to get a heart.

Don't you people know that Ninjis are an endangered species?!

Ninjis are soft and squishy and don't react well to swords. Or axes. Or any physical weapon. Or Magic.

Don't you people know that Ninjis are an endangered species?!

I wonder why.

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*Kicks Ninji into the Pit of Doom*

...Boredom makes you do stupid things...

I throw Ninjis onto other Ninjis to get a heart.

Don't you people know that Ninjis are an endangered species?!

*Throws Juliette into Birdo*

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Yes. And they deserve to die. Because Shy Guys are superior.

I am going to fucking murder you, then throw your bloody and beaten corpse to the dogs.

The Ninji and Shy Guy war shall not be won by the Shy Guys!

Heil Ninji! Heil Ninji!

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Yes. And they deserve to die. Because Shy Guys are superior.

I am going to fucking murder you, then throw your bloody and beaten corpse to the dogs.

The Ninji and Shy Guy war shall not be won by the Shy Guys!

Heil Ninji! Heil Ninji!

*Throws a Snifit at Ninji*

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Yes. And they deserve to die. Because Shy Guys are superior.

I am going to fucking murder you, then throw your bloody and beaten corpse to the dogs.

The Ninji and Shy Guy war shall not be won by the Shy Guys!

Heil Ninji! Heil Ninji!

K. Good luck with your one-sided crusade.

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Also, my "Ninjis are going extinct" comment is completely true.

In SMB2, they were everywhere.

In SMW, they were fairly common in Bowser's castles.

In Paper Mario, there were, like, 5 in Starborn Valley.

After that, the only Ninji to ever appear was that one in Mario Party Advance.

Therefore, Ninjis have been all but eradicated by the dreaded Shy Guys, their arch-foes. BUT THEY SHALL RISE UP TO OVERTHROW THEIR MASKED OPPRESSORS

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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Also, my "Ninjis are going extinct" comment is completely true.

In SMB2, they were everywhere.

In SMW, they were fairly common in Bowser's castles.

In Paper Mario, there were, like, 5 in Starborn Valley.

After that, the only Ninji to ever appear was that one in Mario Party Advance.

Therefore, Ninjis have been all but eradicated by the dreaded Shy Guys, their arch-foes. BUT THEY SHALL RISE UP TO OVERTHROW THEIR MASKED OPPRESSORS

THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

*Headshot's*

You're ranting too much.

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Also, the "peaceful" Ninjis of Starborn Valley were actually a crack squad of government-trained super soldiers whose mission was to raise Star Kids to use as weapons to defeat the Shy Guys. Unfortunately, they were found by Mario, a Shy Guy sympathizer, and after the events of Paper Mario, he proceeded to eradicate them.

That scum.

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GENERAL GUY!

TANK THOSE NINJI FOOLS!

Fly Guys! Drop Fry Guys onto those idiots!

And Army Guy, sneak behind their front lines and kill them off from the rear!!!

General Guy was pathetically easy.

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So was the Ninji boss.

Oh wait. There WASN'T a Ninji Boss!

Also, you forgot about my Fry Guys setting the majority of your army on fire, and the Spy Guys sneaking around and breaking your backliners' necks.

EDIT:

DALEKS KILL ALL

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