Marthur Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Let's count of the reasons why I don't believe you... 1. She's 13, and so are you. That's illegal. 2. That would mean you have no shame. 3. That would mean she has no shame. 4. Depending on whether you're religious or not, that's an awful sin. 5. You couldn't possibly find a private place to do this. 6. People your age tend to try to "impress" people by spinning sex story yarns 7. You say "she ain't all that" and yet you "humped her," so to speak. 8. If this is true, you clearly want to be grounded again. Or go to jail. 9. "Low self-esteem" does NOT lead to such interaction. 10. Did I forget to mention it's illegal? So that's that. Ignoring him would have been a better answer. Instructing idiots is pointless after all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Let's count of the reasons why I don't believe you... 1. She's 13, and so are you. That's illegal. 2. That would mean you have no shame. 3. That would mean she has no shame. 4. Depending on whether you're religious or not, that's an awful sin. 5. You couldn't possibly find a private place to do this. 6. People your age tend to try to "impress" people by spinning sex story yarns 7. You say "she ain't all that" and yet you "humped her," so to speak. 8. If this is true, you clearly want to be grounded again. Or go to jail. 9. "Low self-esteem" does NOT lead to such interaction. 10. Did I forget to mention it's illegal? So that's that. Ignoring him would have been a better answer. Instructing idiots is pointless after all... I was calling it quits after that anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) Let's count of the reasons why I don't believe you... You're naiver than I thought. Not the not believing him part, but your points. Edited October 23, 2009 by Seph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 FE4 THREAD The place where FE4-type fans gather together and talk about anything that isn't FE4. We sometimes talk about FE4 hacks. When we play them. Awww, Marthur isn't Deedlit anymore... :C I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOCK ACE WITH MY MAKE-UP KTHX Bad Marthur. Let's count of the reasons why I don't believe you... 1. She's 13, and so are you. That's illegal. 2. That would mean you have no shame. 3. That would mean she has no shame. 4. Depending on whether you're religious or not, that's an awful sin. 5. You couldn't possibly find a private place to do this. 6. People your age tend to try to "impress" people by spinning sex story yarns 7. You say "she ain't all that" and yet you "humped her," so to speak. 8. If this is true, you clearly want to be grounded again. Or go to jail. 9. "Low self-esteem" does NOT lead to such interaction. 10. Did I forget to mention it's illegal? So that's that. Illegal what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) Everyone but me is an idiot. Also, I've tracked down Knife and I'm about to add the poison to his food. Edited October 23, 2009 by Ninji Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Let's count of the reasons why I don't believe you... You're naiver than I thought. Not the not believing him part, but your points. The "Naiver than Lux" tier includes only babies unable to talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm an idiot. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. I don't think that's what he meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 ......What the fuck am I READING GOD DAMMIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm an idiot. Yes. That's not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lux Aeterna Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Try me. I dare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Awww, Marthur isn't Deedlit anymore... :C I DIDN'T WANT TO SHOCK ACE WITH MY MAKE-UP KTHX Put it back... ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 The "Naiver than Lux" tier includes only babies unable to talk. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Try me. I dare you. Asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_____ Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Try me. I dare you. Lux. You have no idea how stupid you sound right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnd Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. I don't think that's what he meant. Serious question here: is intercourse among minors illegal around there? As in, if two 14 years olds do it and they're discovered, they go to jail or somewhere similar? On what charge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Try me. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER /Jules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Try me. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER /Jules I get a hard on when I think of Crash in the place of Marvin when his head got blown off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I get a hard on when I think of Crash in the place of Marvin when his head got blown off. ......... Well, could be worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Illegal what Well, ok, they never had intercourse so it wasn't illegal. That brings it down to 8 reasons. If we press you just a little, that number will be cut in half soon enough. Try me. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER /Jules Fangirlman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I wonder if cgprissy.png will have a worthy successor There's a few new ones about it that I found. We sometimes talk about FE4 hacks. When we play them. Abusing a chapter for over a thousand turn ain't playing for me. Oh great Partia is at 100 kills. I get a hard on when I think of Crash in the place of Marvin when his head got blown off. He could be Marcellus getting raped too. Hello everyone, not staying for long, but back at 1 AM EST. Just going to kick my friend's ass in Brawl/SC 2/other random games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Fangirlman. This one is justified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I get a hard on when I think of Crash in the place of Marvin when his head got blown off. ......... Well, could be worse. Okay, I'm never going to joke or lie about anything again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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