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I'd rather that Mend matter more than a Mag lead.

With only 15 uses of heal needed to Mend though, Mending earlier doesn't really matter that much...

But we're going off topic, IM me if you want to continue this discussion.

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tbh I already found smash to be overdoing this stuff...people trying to imitate it just looks so desperate to me.

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My own manliness tier list:

Skynet Product:

- Zagaro

Top Tier:

- Hardin

- Wendell

- Jeigan

- Wrys

True Men:

- Barts

- Oguma

- Cord

- Bord

- Frey

- Draug

- Bantu

- Horace

- Dolph

- Astoria

A bunch of dudes:

- Caesar

- Kain

- Roger

- Vyland

- Matthis

- Samson

- Macellan

- Thomas

- Boah

- Abel

Matt Damon:

- Marth

Teenagers:

- Navarre

- Julian

- Thomas

- Merric

- Raddy

Women that do manly things:

- Minerva

- Von Vuman - Athena

- Katua

- Paola

- Sheeda

Yaoi bait:

- Est

- Chainey

- Etzel

Women:

- Nagi

- Midia

- Nina

- Rena

- Linde

- Roshea

Lolis:

- Ricardo

- Tiki

- Maria

Fail:

- Wolf

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My own manliness tier list:

Top Tier:

- Zagaro

- Hardin

- Wendell

- Jeigan

- Wrys

True Men:

- Barts

- Oguma

- Cord

- Bord

- Frey

- Draug

- Bantu

- Horace

- Dolph

- Astoria

A bunch of dudes:

- Caesar

- Kain

- Abel

- Roger

- Vyland

- Matthis

- Samson

- Macellan

- Thomas

- Boah

Shounen:

- Marth

- Navarre

- Julian

- Thomas

- Merric

- Raddy

Women that do manly things:

- Minerva

- Von Vuman - Athena

- Katua

- Paola

- Sheeda

Yaoi bait:

- Est

- Chainey

- Etzel

Women:

- Nagi

- Midia

- Nina

- Rena

- Linde

- Roshea

Lolis:

- Ricardo

- Tiki

- Maria

Fail:

- Wolf

Minerva>Hardin or at least bottoming said tier.

Why is Est in yaoi bait?

Why is Wolf in fail and Est in yaoi...You seem confused.

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My own manliness tier list:

[...]

A bunch of dudes:

- Caesar

- Kain

- Abel

- Roger

- Vyland

- Matthis

- Samson

- Macellan

- Thomas

- Boah

Shounen:

- Marth

- Navarre

- Julian

- Thomas

- Merric

- Raddy

[...]

lolz, Thomas is on the list twice!

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Vodka: It's simple, Soda. We're going to make FE fans kill off all the useless units they're not using so they can get over this "MUST KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE" complex. I mean, do you REALLY restart FE7 if Wil gets killed mid-chapter?

This is one of the things they actually helped people with ( i was like this sense FE7)

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I disagree with the name of wolf's tier. Rather than fail it should be called the kickass mech tier because of wolf's time as a stuntman back in the 80's-90's for the gundam series. Mech's aren't manly anyway so he should stay at the bottom. Wolf doesn't have need of weak pitiful human emotions like pen15 envy.

Watch this video for proof of wolf's awesomeness in 8th ms team:

Wolf also did the stuntwork for 0080. In 0080 he played both the role of the Higogg (the one that grabbed the dumb feddie mook and used him as a shield was wolf... the other two higogg's were played by Gatrie and Barth separetly with Barth being the one who got destroyed) and the Kampfer:

How is that fail tier?

Yea... I am totally nerding out rewatching all the old UC ova series again.

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The manhood tier:

John Holmes:

Zagaro

Top:

Camus

Darros

Michalis

Barst

Cord

Jiol

Draug

Gotoh

Ogma

Wolf

Malledus

Hardin

Frey

Bantu

High:

Bord

Dolph

Ymir

Horace

Marth

Cain

Abel

Merric

Vyland

Wendell

Jake

Macellan

Castor

Mid:

Samson

Julian

Matthis

Ceasar

Roger

Jeorge

Boa

Medeus

Riff

Beck

Gharnef

Low:

Astram

Nabarl

Jagen

Rickard

Roshea

Radd

Tomas

Xane

Lorenz

Est

Etzel

Bottom:

Gordin

Arran

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The manhood tier:

John Holmes:

Zagaro

Darian Caine:

Wolf

Top:

Darros

Barst

Michalis

Cord

Draug

Lorenz

Gotoh

Ogma

Hardin

Frey

Bantu

High:

Bord

Dolph

Cain

Abel

Wendell

Jake

Vyland

Macellan

Horace

Ymir

Mid:

Julian

Matthis

Ceasar

Roger

Jeorge

Boa

Wendell

Riff

Beck

Marth

Low:

Nabarl

Jagen

Rickard

Roshea

Radd

Tomas

Xane

Est

Bottom:

Gaggles

Etzel

Changes in bold.

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Marth is packing a lot of junk in that trunk. Why would Shiida even consider to marry him otherwise?

Wolf is too girly to contend with Zag's sheer length realistically.

Michalis is a disgrace to red hair and is a girly boy and thus is small.

Lorenz is too old to get it up.

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1. Marth wears a tiara. Jesus Christ.

2. Wolf is simply in disguise because he lost a bet with Sedgar when they decided who was more womanly, Marth or Elice.

3. Michalis destroyed his kingdom and defied the smartest son of a bitch in all of Archanea, Gotoh. Then he lived through Sedgar/Frey/Wolf/Barst's onslaught in Book 1

and survived until the end of Book 3

4. Lorenz isn't too old to get it up. He could beat you in a staring contest. With his penis.

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1. Marth wears a tiara. Jesus Christ.

Its a MAN Tiara. Marth can make wearing a Tiara look manly. That is how cool he is.

2. Wolf is simply in disguise because he lost a bet with Sedgar when they decided who was more womanly, Marth or Elice.

Nah, Wolf is naturally that girly. He's still large, but he simply can't contend with the big boys (lol). Also, Darian Caine is a female adult actress.

3. Michalis destroyed his kingdom and defied the smartest son of a bitch in all of Archanea, Gotoh. Then he lived through Sedgar/Frey/Wolf/Barst's onslaught in Book 1

he also has less speed than Hyman on H5 and is hilariously easy to kill

4. Lorenz isn't too old to get it up. He could beat you in a staring contest. With his penis.

Yeah, because being legally blind qualifies as not looking. 3 Skill? The man is practically blind.

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Okay. Let us settle this like gentlemen.

First, let's translate growths into sexual performance, i.e:

HP: Your sexual stamina, or how long you'll go before the finish.

STR: The force/power of your current action.

MAG: How kinky you are, or just sexual knowledge in general.

SKL: Come on. Really?

SPD: I DON'T NEED TO BABY YOU. SPELL IT OUT.

LCK: Affects many things. :D To be more specific, how attractive the opposite gender finds you.

DEF: Your sexual endurance, or how much pain you can take.

RES: How good the climax feels for you/your partner.

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Now that introductions are out of the way, let's translate Sedgar's average stats at -/20 and Wolf''s average stats at -/20 into the format.

Sedgar:

HP 50.4 STR 21.2 MAG 1 SKL 24.05 SPD 23.15 LCK 7.7 DEF 22.15 RES 2

Wolf:

HP 49.2 STR 23 MAG 0 SKL 20.45 SPD 22.45 LCK 13.5 DEF 17.05 RES 1

In conclusion:

Sedgar and Wolf are screwing their women at nearly the same amount of time, but Wolf is doing it harder as his lady is loving it. Sedgar is screwing his woman less roughly, in contrast. Sedgar has SLIIIIIGHTLY more knowledge about sexing it up than Wolf, but it doesn't matter. Sedgar has more skill in bed, whereas Wolf has slightly less. Sedgar is also doing it slightly faster than Wolf as well. The women find Wolf sexier than Sedgar though, with his large LCK lead. To make up for it, Sedgar has a higher pain tolerance than Wolf as well. Finally, both men make the climax feel good, with Sedgar's finale inching in front of Wolf's.

With that, we can assume that Wolf is found to be sexier and rougher in bed, while Sedgar is faster and more skilled.

They are sexual equals in this sense, since differences in stats are small enough not to matter.

And Wolf is about as hot to women as Darian Caine is hot to men.

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So let's keep this shit up. Marth's average stats at Lvl. 30:

HP 41.2

STR 19.5

MAG 0

SKL 14.6

SPD 21.5

LCK 27.3

DEF 12.8

RES 0.58

Pathetic. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. The only thing Marth has going for him is LCK, so the ladies will find him sexy but they'll ditch him once he finishes up- in three seconds. Lower HP than either Wolf or Sedgar means he is finishing last behind them, that mediocre STR means he'll have pushes to Wolf's shoves, has little sexual knowledge, is unskilled, and doesn't have any tolerance for pain. Despite this, he'll go fast- until he finishes up with his pathetically low 0.58/25 climax.

What a pussy.

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Continuing to Lorenz's averages at -/20

HP 44.5 STR 18.5 MAG 1 SKL 13.5 SPD 9 LCK 8 DEF 21.5 RES 3

Shiiiiiiiit. Lorenz is more of a sex-dog than I suspected to be honest.

Lorenz has higher endurance than Marth, so he'll last longer. He's got MUCH better STR so the ladies will be screaming for more of Lorenz's hot rod. He also has more knowledge of sex than Marth's pitiful grasp upon it. Not to mention he's MUCH more tolerant towards pain and his climax is nearly three times better than Marth's. Sure, Marth may have a miniature lead in SKL and leads in SPD and LCK, but Lorenz is a real goddamn man. With an eyepatch. Martha can't compete with that shit.

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Finally, Michalis:

Since we don't have any -/20 stats for him, we'll go by H5 stats:

HP 55 STR 19 MAG 1 SKL 10 SPD 19 LCK 0 DEF 19 RES 3

First thing you see is LCK. So he's not exactly attractive, being a villain and all. But look at that HP stat. Shit. He's going at it longer than SEDGAR for Christ's sake. Not to mention his high STR keeps the woman begging for more, and has some knowledge of what to do under the sheets. He's not nearly as deft as most of these others however, but SPD makes up for it- and unlike Marth and his pussy STR, he'll be jack-hammering it. Lastly are DEF and RES, meaning not only will the climax feel especially good, but Michalis can take whatever the female populace can throw at him.

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And before you start using this argument against me, keep in mind growths represent the likelihood of that certain attribute improving after a "level up." Still unsure what to call that...

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