Dat Nick Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 I'd rather that Mend matter more than a Mag lead. With only 15 uses of heal needed to Mend though, Mending earlier doesn't really matter that much... But we're going off topic, IM me if you want to continue this discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 tbh I already found smash to be overdoing this stuff...people trying to imitate it just looks so desperate to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdangolot5 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Yeah but these I would say are less subjective... and funnier, honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) My own manliness tier list: Skynet Product: - Zagaro Top Tier: - Hardin - Wendell - Jeigan - Wrys True Men: - Barts - Oguma - Cord - Bord - Frey - Draug - Bantu - Horace - Dolph - Astoria A bunch of dudes: - Caesar - Kain - Roger - Vyland - Matthis - Samson - Macellan - Thomas - Boah - Abel Matt Damon: - Marth Teenagers: - Navarre - Julian - Thomas - Merric - Raddy Women that do manly things: - Minerva - Von Vuman - Athena - Katua - Paola - Sheeda Yaoi bait: - Est - Chainey - Etzel Women: - Nagi - Midia - Nina - Rena - Linde - Roshea Lolis: - Ricardo - Tiki - Maria Fail: - Wolf Edited September 25, 2009 by Alucart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Fail:- Wolf Rofl. Now I feel tempted enough to do one of these... but I'm going to put a little thought into it before I jump the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My own manliness tier list: Top Tier: - Zagaro - Hardin - Wendell - Jeigan - Wrys True Men: - Barts - Oguma - Cord - Bord - Frey - Draug - Bantu - Horace - Dolph - Astoria A bunch of dudes: - Caesar - Kain - Abel - Roger - Vyland - Matthis - Samson - Macellan - Thomas - Boah Shounen: - Marth - Navarre - Julian - Thomas - Merric - Raddy Women that do manly things: - Minerva - Von Vuman - Athena - Katua - Paola - Sheeda Yaoi bait: - Est - Chainey - Etzel Women: - Nagi - Midia - Nina - Rena - Linde - Roshea Lolis: - Ricardo - Tiki - Maria Fail: - Wolf Minerva>Hardin or at least bottoming said tier. Why is Est in yaoi bait? Why is Wolf in fail and Est in yaoi...You seem confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Kuja, I know you want to hype Minerva up, but... The truth is, she is still an attractive woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Kuja, I know you want to hype Minerva up, but... The truth is, she is still an attractive woman. She is too metal to let that stop her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 My own manliness tier list: [...] A bunch of dudes: - Caesar - Kain - Abel - Roger - Vyland - Matthis - Samson - Macellan - Thomas - Boah Shounen: - Marth - Navarre - Julian - Thomas - Merric - Raddy [...] lolz, Thomas is on the list twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tremaine**** Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 (edited) Vodka: It's simple, Soda. We're going to make FE fans kill off all the useless units they're not using so they can get over this "MUST KEEP EVERYONE ALIVE" complex. I mean, do you REALLY restart FE7 if Wil gets killed mid-chapter? This is one of the things they actually helped people with ( i was like this sense FE7) Edited September 23, 2009 by Tremaine**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Francis York Morgan Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) I disagree with the name of wolf's tier. Rather than fail it should be called the kickass mech tier because of wolf's time as a stuntman back in the 80's-90's for the gundam series. Mech's aren't manly anyway so he should stay at the bottom. Wolf doesn't have need of weak pitiful human emotions like pen15 envy. Watch this video for proof of wolf's awesomeness in 8th ms team: Wolf also did the stuntwork for 0080. In 0080 he played both the role of the Higogg (the one that grabbed the dumb feddie mook and used him as a shield was wolf... the other two higogg's were played by Gatrie and Barth separetly with Barth being the one who got destroyed) and the Kampfer: How is that fail tier? Yea... I am totally nerding out rewatching all the old UC ova series again. Edited September 25, 2009 by Lancelot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 (edited) Only Gundam Wing Gundam-type mobile suits can really be called durable on a Zagaro/Wolf level, and Zagaro is too busy being super robots. Edited September 25, 2009 by Alucart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 THis list is inaccurate, wrong, and stupid all at once. Zagaro isn't in his own tier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Skynet Product: - Zagaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Skynet Product: -Zagaro/Wolf There. Now EVERYONE is happy. Besides, these two fucking rule anyway. -------- gigantic gap -------- Berserker!Etzel Tier: Etzel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodykitty Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Now EVERYONE is happyNot me. My manliness tier list is 100% correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 (edited) The manhood tier: John Holmes: Zagaro Top: Camus Darros Michalis Barst Cord Jiol Draug Gotoh Ogma Wolf Malledus Hardin Frey Bantu High: Bord Dolph Ymir Horace Marth Cain Abel Merric Vyland Wendell Jake Macellan Castor Mid: Samson Julian Matthis Ceasar Roger Jeorge Boa Medeus Riff Beck Gharnef Low: Astram Nabarl Jagen Rickard Roshea Radd Tomas Xane Lorenz Est Etzel Bottom: Gordin Arran Edited September 30, 2009 by Germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 The manhood tier: John Holmes: Zagaro Darian Caine: Wolf Top: Darros Barst Michalis Cord Draug Lorenz Gotoh Ogma Hardin Frey Bantu High: Bord Dolph Cain Abel Wendell Jake Vyland Macellan Horace Ymir Mid: Julian Matthis Ceasar Roger Jeorge Boa Wendell Riff Beck Marth Low: Nabarl Jagen Rickard Roshea Radd Tomas Xane Est Bottom: Gaggles Etzel Changes in bold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 Marth is packing a lot of junk in that trunk. Why would Shiida even consider to marry him otherwise? Wolf is too girly to contend with Zag's sheer length realistically. Michalis is a disgrace to red hair and is a girly boy and thus is small. Lorenz is too old to get it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 1. Marth wears a tiara. Jesus Christ. 2. Wolf is simply in disguise because he lost a bet with Sedgar when they decided who was more womanly, Marth or Elice. 3. Michalis destroyed his kingdom and defied the smartest son of a bitch in all of Archanea, Gotoh. Then he lived through Sedgar/Frey/Wolf/Barst's onslaught in Book 1 and survived until the end of Book 3 4. Lorenz isn't too old to get it up. He could beat you in a staring contest. With his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 1. Marth wears a tiara. Jesus Christ. Its a MAN Tiara. Marth can make wearing a Tiara look manly. That is how cool he is. 2. Wolf is simply in disguise because he lost a bet with Sedgar when they decided who was more womanly, Marth or Elice. Nah, Wolf is naturally that girly. He's still large, but he simply can't contend with the big boys (lol). Also, Darian Caine is a female adult actress. 3. Michalis destroyed his kingdom and defied the smartest son of a bitch in all of Archanea, Gotoh. Then he lived through Sedgar/Frey/Wolf/Barst's onslaught in Book 1 he also has less speed than Hyman on H5 and is hilariously easy to kill 4. Lorenz isn't too old to get it up. He could beat you in a staring contest. With his penis. Yeah, because being legally blind qualifies as not looking. 3 Skill? The man is practically blind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Okay. Let us settle this like gentlemen. First, let's translate growths into sexual performance, i.e: HP: Your sexual stamina, or how long you'll go before the finish. STR: The force/power of your current action. MAG: How kinky you are, or just sexual knowledge in general. SKL: Come on. Really? SPD: I DON'T NEED TO BABY YOU. SPELL IT OUT. LCK: Affects many things. :D To be more specific, how attractive the opposite gender finds you. DEF: Your sexual endurance, or how much pain you can take. RES: How good the climax feels for you/your partner. -------------- Now that introductions are out of the way, let's translate Sedgar's average stats at -/20 and Wolf''s average stats at -/20 into the format. Sedgar: HP 50.4 STR 21.2 MAG 1 SKL 24.05 SPD 23.15 LCK 7.7 DEF 22.15 RES 2 Wolf: HP 49.2 STR 23 MAG 0 SKL 20.45 SPD 22.45 LCK 13.5 DEF 17.05 RES 1 In conclusion: Sedgar and Wolf are screwing their women at nearly the same amount of time, but Wolf is doing it harder as his lady is loving it. Sedgar is screwing his woman less roughly, in contrast. Sedgar has SLIIIIIGHTLY more knowledge about sexing it up than Wolf, but it doesn't matter. Sedgar has more skill in bed, whereas Wolf has slightly less. Sedgar is also doing it slightly faster than Wolf as well. The women find Wolf sexier than Sedgar though, with his large LCK lead. To make up for it, Sedgar has a higher pain tolerance than Wolf as well. Finally, both men make the climax feel good, with Sedgar's finale inching in front of Wolf's. With that, we can assume that Wolf is found to be sexier and rougher in bed, while Sedgar is faster and more skilled. They are sexual equals in this sense, since differences in stats are small enough not to matter. And Wolf is about as hot to women as Darian Caine is hot to men. ---------------- So let's keep this shit up. Marth's average stats at Lvl. 30: HP 41.2 STR 19.5 MAG 0 SKL 14.6 SPD 21.5 LCK 27.3 DEF 12.8 RES 0.58 Pathetic. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. The only thing Marth has going for him is LCK, so the ladies will find him sexy but they'll ditch him once he finishes up- in three seconds. Lower HP than either Wolf or Sedgar means he is finishing last behind them, that mediocre STR means he'll have pushes to Wolf's shoves, has little sexual knowledge, is unskilled, and doesn't have any tolerance for pain. Despite this, he'll go fast- until he finishes up with his pathetically low 0.58/25 climax. What a pussy. ---------------- Continuing to Lorenz's averages at -/20 HP 44.5 STR 18.5 MAG 1 SKL 13.5 SPD 9 LCK 8 DEF 21.5 RES 3 Shiiiiiiiit. Lorenz is more of a sex-dog than I suspected to be honest. Lorenz has higher endurance than Marth, so he'll last longer. He's got MUCH better STR so the ladies will be screaming for more of Lorenz's hot rod. He also has more knowledge of sex than Marth's pitiful grasp upon it. Not to mention he's MUCH more tolerant towards pain and his climax is nearly three times better than Marth's. Sure, Marth may have a miniature lead in SKL and leads in SPD and LCK, but Lorenz is a real goddamn man. With an eyepatch. Martha can't compete with that shit. ---------------- Finally, Michalis: Since we don't have any -/20 stats for him, we'll go by H5 stats: HP 55 STR 19 MAG 1 SKL 10 SPD 19 LCK 0 DEF 19 RES 3 First thing you see is LCK. So he's not exactly attractive, being a villain and all. But look at that HP stat. Shit. He's going at it longer than SEDGAR for Christ's sake. Not to mention his high STR keeps the woman begging for more, and has some knowledge of what to do under the sheets. He's not nearly as deft as most of these others however, but SPD makes up for it- and unlike Marth and his pussy STR, he'll be jack-hammering it. Lastly are DEF and RES, meaning not only will the climax feel especially good, but Michalis can take whatever the female populace can throw at him. -------------- And before you start using this argument against me, keep in mind growths represent the likelihood of that certain attribute improving after a "level up." Still unsure what to call that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandjackal Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Titty Tier DAMN! Tier Athena Christy Canyon tier Nagi Nina Shiida Lena Minerva Linda Paula Distracting if Shirtless Tier Catria Midia Elis Roger Loli Tier Norne Xane Tiki Maria Rickard Flat Herm that Produces Soy Tier Est Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dat Nick Posted September 26, 2009 Author Share Posted September 26, 2009 This is about size, not skill. So your entire post is null. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candlejack Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 It's not the size of your gun, it's how you use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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