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Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3.

[insert crowd cheering here]

Do I have some cookites?

Eh? Cookites? Google's not giving me much here...

COOKIES WITH THE SHAPE OF A KITE YUMYUMYUM

I'll have one of the secretaries make some. Now, how do we boost membership...?
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Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3.

[insert crowd cheering here]

Do I have some cookites?

Eh? Cookites? Google's not giving me much here...

COOKIES WITH THE SHAPE OF A KITE YUMYUMYUM

I'll have one of the secretaries make some. Now, how do we boost membership...?

Pyramid. Also, why have two branches?

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Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3.

[insert crowd cheering here]

Do I have some cookites?

Eh? Cookites? Google's not giving me much here...

COOKIES WITH THE SHAPE OF A KITE YUMYUMYUM

I'll have one of the secretaries make some. Now, how do we boost membership...?

Pyramid. Also, why have two branches?

What does building a pyramid have to do with boosting membership? And because it's easier to manage that way.

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Congrats, Rei, you're now Officer #3.

[insert crowd cheering here]

Do I have some cookites?

Eh? Cookites? Google's not giving me much here...

COOKIES WITH THE SHAPE OF A KITE YUMYUMYUM

I'll have one of the secretaries make some. Now, how do we boost membership...?

We should make some banners on some gaming boards.

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I am as skilled as base level Marty, on this shit.

Hmmm... And Pride? How good is he at this stuff?

I'm told my artistic skills equate to a two-year-old finger painting while huffing glue. In short, I'm no good at this.

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I am as skilled as base level Marty, on this shit.

Hmmm... And Pride? How good is he at this stuff?

I'm told my artistic skills equate to a two-year-old finger painting while huffing glue. In short, I'm no good at this.

Do we have anyone who is?

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The mentioning of tommy guns and cigars has peaked my interest. If I join, and that's a big if... would I be a Made man?

Yes, you would be a Made man. Officers here live the high life. We even provide a free tailor to every ranked member.

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Yes, you would be a Made man. Officers here live the high life. We even provide a free tailor to every ranked member.

Will I be promised that whenever any of my posts are read, they are read aloud using a Joe Pesci accent?

Yes. Although it'll likely be in a remote, darkly lit room by an overly masculine woman. And (mercifully, trust me on that) unrecorded.

But yeah. It shall be read aloud in said accent.

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But yeah. It shall be read aloud in said accent.

Okay. I'm in. This is too good of an opportunity.

Congratulations, you are Officer #4! Welcome to the organization.

Get me in. I wanna assassinate people and be a double agent kill stuff.

...Double agent? Who the hell do you think you are, Jack Bauer?

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You guys wouldn't happen to need someone with connections to the Belgian senatewho...knows people, do you?

Of course! Every organization needs contacts.

Besides, I like Belgian Chocolate anyways.

Then you may sign me up.

What about our beer, it's top of the class y'know

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You guys wouldn't happen to need someone with connections to the Belgian senatewho...knows people, do you?

Of course! Every organization needs contacts.

Besides, I like Belgian Chocolate anyways.

Then you may sign me up.

What about our beer, it's top of the class y'know

Sure thing, Officer #5!

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Congratulations, you are Officer #4! Welcome to the organization.

You have my oath that I will never ever leak to the feds. Family before myself. And my crime family before my real family.

Yooooooou sound like you mean it.

GOOD BOY

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